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Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
There are loads of permanent teaching jobs, you just have to move to regional areas. But that is pretty much your only option if you are looking for stable full time employment (oh, and the combo of isolation and a new career will probably burn you out within 5 years, have fun)

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Bomb-Bunny
Mar 4, 2007
A true population explosion.

A lot of people I know who went regional (a few as course grads, a few TFA) hated it because they felt that there was no support offered to them to make the adjustment. This is in Victoria though, I hear (once you're waitlisted for a place!) that the NSW style system of rostering actually works well in that regard (because everyone's on the same page and there isn't as much entrenched interest).

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Fruity Gordo posted:

Yep. I'm a great natural explainer and feed off the energy of any kind of crowd, but I realised that I wouldn't be able to cope with the culture as a teacher. If you really dig being around high-school-age kids you might actually enjoy youth work tbh man. You'll get recognition of prior learning at TAFE since you already know the child protection and anti-discrimination laws of your state and professional ethics & expectations of mandatory reporters, you'll just have to do the communication and psychology bits because we're advocates rather than educators, so you have to approach kids in a markedly different way. HOWEVER, highly literate and educated youth workers are in short supply and if you get full time work the pay is pretty loving decent, and you're actively encouraged not to take your work home with you. My area over the next few years is gonna probably be in running programs and later on program development rather than residential care, and program work is some of the most creative poo poo you can do and what's great about it is that the preferred way to do it is with basically equal participation in development with the young people who will be taking part in the program. So half of your goal (engaging young people) is already achieved because the kids have a vested interest in getting the thing going and succeeding.

gently caress kids rule.

E: actually, with an MTeach you'd probably already be able to go into youth work interviews and blitz them anyway if you have any background in adolescent psychology without bothering with TAFE. I'd encourage you to be up on communication trechniques for advocates though, because it is a lot different to teaching.

This does sound really cool. I'll look into it. Thanks, Fruity! :)

Zenithe posted:

There are loads of permanent teaching jobs, you just have to move to regional areas. But that is pretty much your only option if you are looking for stable full time employment (oh, and the combo of isolation and a new career will probably burn you out within 5 years, have fun)

This is true. The one person I know who got a permanent job in his subject area had to move three hours away from Melbourne for it.

Arcanen
Dec 19, 2005

The Narrator posted:

I went back and re-read that course description, holy poo poo yeah that's dodgy as gently caress. Basically an internship that you can't even put on the resume.

It's much worse than this. Students will be paying for the privilege of doing work for a company, so it's much worse than an unpaid internship. More than this, students will be lining up in droves for this course precisely because they think it's an internship (and therefore think if they do well they'll get a job with Ernst and Young out of it). They are, of course, very wrong.

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
I keep getting told that teacher's all lost their Super in the GFC and even when they have enough to retire, they're paranoid it wont be enough and wont do retire.

Queue teachers falling asleep in class and young teachers being told that ANY DAY NOW everyone is gonna retire.

Dont get me started on people coming out of retirement.

Goodpart
Jan 9, 2004

quarter circle forward punch
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This is/was precisely what I intend to do if my current job ever runs dry. Thanks for cementing it for me. :)

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
I know right? Like it's loving difficult emotionally because you're working with disadvantaged and marginalised young people and the biggest part of your job is to be a confidant and advocate to them personally but also not be their friend, so being able to handle and respond properly to disclosure is probably the most important skill to have and I am still not fantastic at responding to disclosure.

Also cool to me is that I'm not in a position of authority over them, the entire point of you is to help them get to a point of healthy self-determination. In a way it's a bit more pressure because you don't want to stifle poo poo but otoh as long as you're clear that you are completely open to being told to stfu it's ok I reckon.

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
And like that's the entire point of being encouraged not to take poo poo home, because you'll burn out if you do. It's hammered home in social work stuff because student and staff retention rates are worse than in nursing, which I personally find bizarre because imo nursing is the worst and most humanitarian job you could ever do and you're insane to do it.

I mean you have to be a bit tough to be ready for disclosures, and you have to be trained to deal otherwise you'll be a total dickhead like me. Active self-harm and suicide attempts and extreme violence against other people are the kinds of things you MIGHT experience working programs but you won't. If you work in residential care, yep. But working programs at youth centers are largely chill.

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
But the entire point of the job is to help young people improve their own lives and help enrich the whole community. And as hard as it can be sometimes, your job is to help people build confidence in themselves and feel better and stronger and have a nicer time and a nicer life and that rules.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
As a native French speaker, it's insulting that Tony Abbott even tried that bad a level of French. Like, normally I'm all for people giving it a go and all, but that's just... no.


Plus, if that's his high school French level he obviously treated all his classes like he did the D-Day ceremony and slept through them, because holy poo poo. My high school level Spanish is a million times better than that.

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
youre naturally bilingual since birth


tones struggles with one language, credit where credit is due surely!

Kegslayer
Jul 23, 2007

Anidav posted:

But seriously, how is this legal, it reminds me of that episode of Madmen where they put all those women in a room to put on lipstick and write about how it makes them feel.

Are students seriously the free labour the corporate sector is looking for?

It honestly doesn't look that bad if you have a look at their website.

EY are loving crazy but they're probably just crowd sourcing ideas and it reads very similar to a lot of corporate graduate programs in larger firms where you need to work in a team to solve a problem or identify an opportunity for the firm. The Co-op program and the (former?) Young Achievers program do something similar and I know that marketing and IT firms run similar competitions/programs as well but I guess your uni needs money so they're trading your degree for a pile of cash.

There's also no need for them to source students as free labour when EY have already moved a lot of their poo poo to India and their managers will literally work themselves to death for the glory of the firm.

i got banned
Sep 24, 2010

lol abbottwon

Chris Pynes Knob posted:

youre naturally bilingual since birth


tones struggles with one language, credit where credit is due surely!

He is a suppository of wisdom

Ler
Mar 23, 2005

I believe...
In light of all the nasty poo poo still continuing to happen to refugees in Scott Morriscums care, let's all take a minute to remember how that jackal came to be a MP with this nearly 5 year old article from the SMH.

Elrond Hubbard
Mar 30, 2007

To ERH
*everyone applauds*

Milky Moor posted:

If I had to hypothesise based around what I had seen as a young student teacher, it's something like...

Yes, there's a lot of teaching graduates.

However, existing schools expect current staff to do more with less. Teachers are expected to teach outside their particular subject area and across multiple disciplines. Frequently, history, geography and civics are forced into one subject - Humanities. This is not a bad thing, but a teacher probably only wishes to teach one or two of those areas. So, lesson quality suffers.

I'd also suggest that the incredible politicisation of the Australian classroom - hello, History Wars! - makes a lot of teachers uneasy and the current Pyne-led review into the Curriculum and everything else might be causing schools to see what will be altered before taking on new staff or restructuring.

Another thing is that student teachers aren't terribly well supported. At a lot of schools, you basically disregard everything you've been taught for the past couple of years and begin to toe the 'party line'. Some older teachers are really harsh on younger grads and, in general, there's this expectation that you should be able to handle everything that is thrown your way.

Graduates are fighting existing teachers for jobs. A lot of existing teachers are old but - and not to cast aspersions - may be holding onto their job through sheer inertia and may not be good teachers. At the same time, jobs tend to go to them. Similarly, a lot of grad positions I've seen are basically temporary duties - taking care of a teacher's classes while they are on a few weeks of leave and you are going to be sent packing after four weeks or so.

A piece of advice I was given was to come back to teaching 'when I was older' as opposed to twenty-five like I am now. If I'm going to take time to build another career, why would I abandon it to come back to teaching? In most careers, I can do 9-to-5 pretty safely and have weekends and evenings to myself! That leads me to my next point...

Teaching takes a lot of work. A lot of work. This cannot be overstated. The first few weeks of teaching are the most difficult - learning student names, learning school norms and regulations, establishing a routine for your students, timing how long it takes you to get to and from the school. This is what a lot of grads are currently locked into. If we're being completely honest, the pay isn't worth it. The pay isn't worth that, it isn't worth the amount of time you have to give up out of school hours, and it isn't worth the constant worry of being accused of sexual harassment, something which is driving young male teacher away from the profession in droves. Teachers aren't just teachers anymore - for a lot of kids, you're practically a surrogate parent. If you live near your school, you are basically in teacher-mode 24/7 because you have a duty of care to your students outside of school hours and that stuff can get crazy and inconvenient fast.

So, for a lot of young teachers, the question becomes: why bother?

I've been where you are, albeit 12 years ago. If you're serious about being a teacher and getting a permanent job, you need to stick with it. Make a shortlist of schools that you'd be willing to do some casual work at, make appointments with the AP or Admin Coordinator, take your resume in and sell yourself. The schools you did your pracs in are always a good place to start. Please also feel free to lie - if you're interviewing at a State school, say you've done some casual work at a CEO school a suitable distance away. At a CEO school, you've done a block at a State school. Whatever you do, DO NOT GIVE UP. It will take some time, but once you're in the door and proven that you're a reliable casual teacher, you'll get progressively more and more work.

Sadly though, the issues with the job that you outlined above don't go away, even when you do have a permanent job. In many ways, they only get worse. Stick with it - if you're passionate about what you do, you really can make a difference in young peoples' lives.

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Mar 6, 2007

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Dubs posted:

I keep getting told that teacher's all lost their Super in the GFC and even when they have enough to retire, they're paranoid it wont be enough and wont do retire.

Queue teachers falling asleep in class and young teachers being told that ANY DAY NOW everyone is gonna retire.

Dont get me started on people coming out of retirement.

Depends which super fund they were with. If they worked in WA before somewhere in the 80's, they're on gold state and didn't lose anything.

Also, a shitload of teachers are literally about to retire - next 5 years.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
Aren't a shitload of people going to be retiring in the next 5 - 10 years? My parents are the last of the baby boomers and they're retiring early in their late 50s because of their rewards from negative gearing and career opportunities that didn't require degrees.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


My mom was a teacher (who has thankfully retired recently), and even 20 years ago she was drilling into my head how thankless it is and how I should never, ever go into teaching.

I can't imagine how much more hosed it is by now.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

d3rt posted:

Aren't a shitload of people going to be retiring in the next 5 - 10 years? My parents are the last of the baby boomers and they're retiring early in their late 50s because of their rewards from negative gearing and career opportunities that didn't require degrees.
Yep, a massive number of baby boomers will be, which is going to gently caress the economy because we won't have the workforce or the skills to cover the loss. Which makes me wonder why the LNP wants to throw money at keeping olds at work when most of them are like "FYGM, time for aged pension" while screwing over the youth who would take over those roles.

Of course if we weren't a pack of racist bastards and actually allow in the immigrants the situation would be lessened to a certain degree.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
If it were up to me, teaching would basically be an apprenticeship. You help out an experienced teacher for a year or two, see how they do things, get used to how it is, and so on and so forth.

Smegmatron
Apr 23, 2003

I hate to advocate emptyquoting or shitposting to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Is there an oversuplly of teachers and teaching graduates at the moment? I mean that in a purely economic sense because this deadshit country needs all the teachers it can get.

What Milky said.

There isn't an oversupply of teachers in general, it's just that the demand is being ignored because it's cheaper and easier to make the existing work force do more than they currently are by sacrificing standards than it is to expand the work force and maintain quality. Bear in mind the upshot of this is what I saw on my last prac; an acting head teacher who took the first five days of term off as personal days because they had a nervous breakdown as a result of coordinating two faculties, three extra-curricular programs, all of the prac teachers in the school, being a year advisor, and running their own classes. Some specific areas are massively oversupplied, primary teaching is one hilarious example, but the industry as a whole isn't. In high schools, you can forget about finding work if you're a PE, visual arts, drama, or music teacher. If you teach one of the in-demand subjects like English, Maths or Science, you'll find work but it probably won't be permanent or full time. It's scarce enough that when it happens, it's now officially A Big Deal; we literally threw a party for someone on my last prac because she managed to get hired in a permanent position. She wasn't even leaving the school, she just made it to the promised land of having job security.

To give you an idea of how stupid the employment situation is in the most multicultural city in the most multicultural country on Earth; ESL teachers can't be hired as permanent staff unless they're hired under the banner of another teaching method like English. You, as the principal of a school with >90% NESB students, literally can not hire a full time ESL teacher unless they also have approval to teach another method, even if they're going to sit in one of the increasingly rare dedicated ESL faculties. Most of us have another method, but a lot don't, and if that other method isn't English you're going to run into a lot of logistical issues trying to fit them into your staff. So if you're running one of those schools (hint: this is every public high school in western Sydney), you either hire someone as a temp on rolling contracts, or you find a way to integrate ESL into the English faculty and make one of your English teachers the dedicated ESL teacher. Sounds simple, but none of the English teachers will take it willingly because they know ESL classes become dumping grounds for difficult students, and more than a few of the teachers are going to be arrogant fucks who "only work well with advanced students" or some such. If you want someone to work in your school as a behaviour support specialist, you have to hire them as a temp or part timer. As soon as they become full time or permanent, they no longer belong to your school. They go on the payroll of the region and become a shared resource between all of the schools in the region. You might end up only seeing them for a day a fortnight. They're flat out in one school for five days a week. Good luck getting anything useful out of them once they start floating between schools.

There's also the fact that over 50% of the public school teachers in NSW are over 50, and the rest of us are all sitting around waiting for them to retire. Thanks for extending that, Tony. A lot of them, as Milky said, are really just coasting and hanging on to old, bad teaching practices. Their students are suffering and the system is suffering because the good poo poo that's happening in teacher education isn't being as widely deployed as it should be due to cranky old farts feeling threatened by the youtubes and internets. A common criticism you'll hear of recent teaching graduates from the barnacles, especially the chalk and talk advocates, is that all we do is show kids youtube videos all day. Learning shouldn't be fun or engaging. It should be difficult and intangible or it doesn't count. Yes, I conduct class-wide discussions of youtube videos. No, I don't have a worksheet to go with that. Deal with it. A lot of luddites are hanging around and even when you take technology out of the equation, simple theoretical stuff like constructivism or student-centred learning which is taken for granted as being a good idea is looked down upon in staff rooms where the average age approaches or exceeds 50. This is to say nothing of the things which are genuinely controversial like project based learning. When they do retire, there's no guarantee that a permanent teacher will be replaced with a permanent teacher. In all likelihood, they won't.

The only saving grace is that being even slightly well adjusted makes you look like an absolute loving paragon of professionalism compared to some of the psychos and idiots who've somehow managed to hang around as casuals, so standing out as a good casual isn't too difficult as long as you're prepared to put in the hours.

Smegmatron fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Jun 9, 2014

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
When I first started teaching (moved 6 hours away) there were two other teachers I was staying with, both a generation older than me. They said that when you graduated teaching college you got given a degree in one hand and your placement in the other.



Among the four high schools in my area there are literally zero trained ESL teachers. Most of them are teaching what they got taught at high school (if they were lucky enough to study the same language they are now teaching at all).

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Ricky Muir fumbles his way through rare media interview

http://www.canberratimes.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/ricky-muir-fumbles-his-way-through-rare-media-interview-20140609-39ry8.html

quote:

He is soon to become one of the most powerful players in Australian politics but incoming Motoring Enthusiasts Party senator Ricky Muir is no polished media performer.

Mr Muir, who starts his six-year Senate term in July where he will hold a key vote as part of a bloc with the three Palmer United Party senators, fumbled his way through a television interview with Channel 7's Sunday Night.

When asked by reporter Mike Willesee to define the balance of power, Mr Muir paused and replied: "It's the potential ... if ... say in this case, Labor and Greens ... it's the power to vote down legislation in the right circumstances."

The timber mill worker who has joined forces with mining magnate Clive Palmer struggled with a number of questions, including one where he was asked to explain the ''after-market'' automobile industry.

When asked why he was so concerned about who manufactures cars, Mr Muir replied: "There's the after-market industry which can be supported ... people that are losing their jobs ... sorry ... can we start that question again?''

A second attempt to answer the question wasn't much better.

"There's the after-market industry ... which ... um ... sorry, can we go to another question? I've got myself into a fluster.''

Mr Willesee pressed on, asking Mr Muir to explain the after-market industry.

"The after-market industry is the industry that is ... can I go out for a minute?" Mr Muir said.

According to the Australian Automotive Aftermarket Association, the term refers to: "The manufacturing, re-manufacturing, wholesaling, distribution, mechanical repair and modification services and retailing of all vehicle parts, accessories, tools, equipment and services ... except those products which are used in the manufacturing of original equipment.''

After-market sales of parts and accessories are estimated to be $5.6 billion.

In one of his few coherent responses, he told Willesee he was ''bringing in the voice of the everyday Australian" to the political arena.

His performance, which was part of a wider story about Mr Palmer, was reminiscent of Liberal Party candidate Jaymes Diaz's infamous 'stop the boats' interview last year.

When quizzed about the Coalition's six-point plan to stop the boats, Mr Diaz struggled to name even one.

Mr Muir, a father-of-five from the Gippsland town of Heyfield, was reportedly too busy working to meet Prime Minister Tony Abbott in May but it was later revealed he was only a part-time employee at the sawmill where he works.

Mr Palmer leapt to Mr Muir's defence on Monday and lashed out at Willesee, calling him "a gutless wonder" and accusing Channel 7 of limiting the material it showed to portray Mr Muir in a bad light.

"He did an hour interview with me which he didn't show," Mr Palmer said.

"He also did interviews with leading US political figures which he didn't show.

"Most Australians have great sympathy for Ricky.

"They know like we do that he's a man of strong character, he's a family man, he hasn't been on national TV."

Mr Palmer said he was not worried about Mr Muir's ability to handle the job of a senator and he would remain a key figure in the PUP-aligned voting bloc of four in the new Senate.

"I think he'll contribute more than most of the members of parliament do now, who are too scared to say anything because they're controlled by a small group of people," he said.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
To add to the cultural obliviousness of Abbott yesterday, apparently he has just referred to "Canadia"

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Milky Moor posted:

Another thing is that student teachers aren't terribly well supported. At a lot of schools, you basically disregard everything you've been taught for the past couple of years and begin to toe the 'party line'. Some older teachers are really harsh on younger grads and, in general, there's this expectation that you should be able to handle everything that is thrown your way.

So, for a lot of young teachers, the question becomes: why bother?

I warned you bro.

Milky Moor posted:

it's a combination of factors but, basically, when myself and a few others went out for dinner with one of our subject supervisors, he said that a few years ago he'd have schools ringing the university to grab masters of teaching graduates. they don't do that anymore.

I remember being in that position when I was student teaching a few years ago, it seems odd to have changed suddenly. I wonder if there is any data/statistics that explains why this occurred. Was it grad numbers, teachers staying on longer, budget cuts, casualisation or what?

Murodese posted:

Also, a shitload of teachers are literally about to retire - next 5 years.

That hasn't happened yet? Jeez, no wonder grads are screwed. Maybe a few years ago was an anomaly.

Milky Moor posted:

If it were up to me, teaching would basically be an apprenticeship. You help out an experienced teacher for a year or two, see how they do things, get used to how it is, and so on and so forth.

Yeah, sucks that this will never happen. Thanks for driving away all but the most determined grads. When poo poo hits the fan and they start taking everyone, it will be too late. There's no experienced teachers, no money/resources and your left to flail around and the students suffer through a substandard education for a few years (if they don't permanently fall behind).

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Ler posted:

In light of all the nasty poo poo still continuing to happen to refugees in Scott Morriscums care, let's all take a minute to remember how that jackal came to be a MP with this nearly 5 year old article from the SMH.

Holy poo poo, a good Paul Sheehan article.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Zenithe posted:

To add to the cultural obliviousness of Abbott yesterday, apparently he has just referred to "Canadia"

Hahaha awesome.

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip

Zenithe posted:

To add to the cultural obliviousness of Abbott yesterday, apparently he has just referred to "Canadia"

I'm going to need a citation on this, it cannot be real, you cannot actively be that loving dumb.

Smegmatron
Apr 23, 2003

I hate to advocate emptyquoting or shitposting to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Zenithe posted:

Among the four high schools in my area there are literally zero trained ESL teachers. Most of them are teaching what they got taught at high school (if they were lucky enough to study the same language they are now teaching at all).

Some unis are talking about including TESOL as a mandatory third method in teaching courses because the skills are generally transferable to any method and help make you a good teacher regardless of subject area. I think UWS might already do it.

The ESL guys at Usyd are finally starting to get some traction and have managed to get a whopping two credit points of ESL pedagogy added to the common course for MTeach under the guise of literacy and numeracy. This amounts to the first semester of TESOL method being compressed into six weeks and forced down the throats of a cohort of spoiled upper class brats who generally assume low English ability and low intelligence are the same thing.

It was a total shitshow watching maths teachers try to explain why children being able to read and understand things isn't their problem, but it was a fun shitshow to watch from the sidelines.

P.S gently caress all of the temporarily embarrassed PhD candidates who are too precious to treat ESL kids with respect. ESL kids are loving awesome because they appreciate how fortunate they are to be in any school at all. Everyone who makes a kid like that feel bad by setting them up to fail is a piece of poo poo.

Smegmatron fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Jun 9, 2014

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Captain Pissweak posted:

I'm going to need a citation on this, it cannot be real, you cannot actively be that loving dumb.

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
I cant wait for the much hyped boomer workforce exodus. Call centres around the world will empty out as all the kids with masters who are stuck setting up internet connections and taking foxtel payments are finally wanted somewhere.

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip
The boomers will never retire and you'll die aged thirty from starvation when the safety net safety net is slashed to ribbons, hth.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Captain Pissweak posted:

I'm going to need a citation on this, it cannot be real, you cannot actively be that loving dumb.
Didn't you know they speak french in Canada? Sheesh talk about loving out of touch. Here let me keep the outrage on simmer.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-06-09/tony-abbott-arrives-canada-for-talks-with-pm-stephen-harper/5509008

quote:

Prime Minister Tony Abbott arrives in Canada for talks with Stephen Harper to boost trade, investment
By James Glenday in Ottawa
Updated 2 hours 21 minutes ago

Prime Minister Tony Abbott will be hoping to leverage his "special friendship" with Canadian counterpart Stephen Harper to boost trade and investment ties when the pair holds formal talks tomorrow.

Mr Abbott is spending two days in Canada on his way to the United States.

He says there is a great potential for Canadian investment in Australian infrastructure, as well as the resources and energy sectors.

Mr Abbott says he sees great opportunity for cashed-up pension funds to invest more in Australian roads and other assets.

"Pension funds typically want long-term secure investments with stable rates of return, and infrastructure certainly offers that kind of potential," he said.

Mr Harper and Mr Abbott share almost identical world views - both are conservative, have cut government spending and have campaigned against carbon taxes.

Hope you didn't have anything isshy for lunch! http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-06-09/prime-minister-tony-abbott-speaks-at-the-the-canadian-war-museu/5509698

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

Captain Pissweak posted:

The boomers will never retire and you'll die aged thirty from starvation when the safety net safety net is slashed to ribbons, hth.

Jokes on you, I'm still trapped in the poo poo cycle at 32 :smug:

Smegmatron
Apr 23, 2003

I hate to advocate emptyquoting or shitposting to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Kat Delacour posted:

I cant wait for the much hyped boomer workforce exodus. Call centres around the world will empty out as all the kids with masters who are stuck setting up internet connections and taking foxtel payments are finally wanted somewhere.

More like I can't wait for Gen X to finally get the positions they've been waiting on for 15 years, give themselves pay rises of economy-wrecking proportions, and casualise the entire workforce to pay for it.

Unions have been pretty lovely with regards to slowing down casualisation and it makes me very mad. Looking at you, NSWTF.

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Holy poo poo, a good Paul Sheehan article.
If Scott Morrison did not exist the Liberal party would have to invent him. Everyone sitting on the government benches goes to bed at night thanking god they don't have the immigration portfolio.

On the other hand, having a Lebanese-Australian as the face of a despicable asylum regime would be Kafkaesque identity politics.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
gently caress off out of my country you tory oval office.


I'm assuming he's in Ottawa, I would legit go and protest if it turns out he was in Vancouver.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Negligent posted:

If Scott Morrison did not exist the Liberal party would have to invent him. Everyone sitting on the government benches goes to bed at night thanking god they don't have the immigration portfolio.
Someone's about to be unlucky then, because he's getting promoted soon.

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?

Negligent posted:

On the other hand, having a Lebanese-Australian as the face of a despicable asylum regime would be Kafkaesque identity politics.
Racist anti-immigration sentiment in Australia doesn't make any sort of sense: http://www.smh.com.au/national/on-the-march-20140602-39d0h.html

British-Greek immigrant with Chinese girlfriend posted:

"I came here as a Pommy bastard in 1968. My mother is Greek Orthodox. Some of my family is originally from Syria. They had to move out and were refugees in Egypt. Now I prefer Australian culture. That's why I'm here."

He motions across the road, sneering, at his rowdy anti-fascist enemies. "If they really want their culture, they should go back home."

I'm confused. He's making out like a rainbow coalition of ethnics are gathered across the street. But besides one Islander and one Eurasian, all I've seen are white people.

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CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Mr Chips posted:

Racist anti-immigration sentiment in Australia doesn't make any sort of sense: http://www.smh.com.au/national/on-the-march-20140602-39d0h.html

I'm still not sure what Australian culture is, aside from being ignorant, hating those "boat people" and blaming all your woes on people worse off than you. Is there anything I'm missing?

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