The 2014 Finals: Game Two - Pay the Fucking A/C Bill you Cheapasses

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What is LeBron James' best nickname? This poll is closed.
The King	15	13.27%
LeBronze	9	7.96%
LeCramp	20	17.70%
LeChamp	0	0%
LeIDon'tGiveAShitWhatYouCallMeBecauseIMakeWayMoreMoneyThanYou	19	16.81%
Cleveland Sucks	44	38.94%
Other (explain)	6	5.31%
Total:	113 votes

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Bashez: Jul 19, 2004

Birdman totally cleared Duncan out there.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:22

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 01:16

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Spurs gonna lose by 3 or less.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:22

Nadir: Apr 12, 2003; It's only up from here

LeBron James

:stare:

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:22

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Heat are Sunsesque in the level of bullshit that's keeping them in a game they're being solidly outplayed in.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:22

Suave Fedora: Jun 10, 2004

Miami needs to go on the attack

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:22

PantsFreeZone: May 31, 2013; by Nyc_Tattoo

Ray Allen drives, gets whacked but fails to flop properly so no whistle. loving hell.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:22

hellzno: Jan 15, 2008; Primo

Leonord is quickly becoming one of my fav players. Such great defense.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:22

Chris de Sperg: Aug 14, 2009

seriously the heat offense is incredibly ugly and pretty at the same time right now

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:22

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Magnus Gallant posted:

Is this serious?

after following him for a while, who knows

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:23

illcendiary: Dec 4, 2005; Damn, this is good coffee.

Chalmers' flagrant ended up paying dividends lolllll loving Spurs

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:23

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

LeBron with a pretty sweet mean mug

I wish i could ever accomplish something in my life where it would acceptable just to angrily stare at people

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:23

Lockback: Sep 3, 2006; All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

PantsFreeZone posted:

Ray Allen drives, gets whacked but fails to flop properly so no whistle. loving hell.

It was basically the exact same thing that happened to Duncan the previous play.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:23

Ussr: Sep 17, 2004; Wait, what?

Let LeBron take as many shots as he wants, he can't win this game on his own. He will eventually go cold.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:23

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Rick posted:

Heat are Sunsesque in the level of bullshit that's keeping them in a game they're being solidly outplayed in.

If it takes an insanely lucky shooting performance to steal a game on the road then so be it. Spurs have Mills and Green to counter all of this though.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:23

Bashez: Jul 19, 2004

12-20 on freethrows.

Come the gently caress on guys.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:23

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

CharlestheHammer posted:

Not on flagrants.

Yes on flagrants.

Flagrant 1 that is.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:23

Jackie D: May 27, 2009; Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

good basketball

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:23

BrandNew: May 16, 2007; Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

Every possession that doesn't end in LeBron taking a shot is ill advised at this point.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:23

Vire: Nov 4, 2005; Like a Bosh

Ussr posted:

Let LeBron take as many shots as he wants, he can't win this game on his own. He will eventually go cold.

Is this your first time watching lebron?

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:23

Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Getting flashbacks to last year's Finals and how missing so many free throws cost the Spurs.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:23

Magnus Gallant: Mar 9, 2010; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

Basketball rules

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:23

Tae: Oct 24, 2010; Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

Just a reminder that Joe Johnson is being paid more than Lebron

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:23

PantsFreeZone: May 31, 2013; by Nyc_Tattoo

Ussr posted:

Let LeBron take as many shots as he wants, he can't win this game on his own. He will eventually go cold.

Christ I wish you were coaching the Spurs.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:24

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

Vire posted:

Is this your first time watching lebron?

may have been joke, will run this through tests and get back to you

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:24

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Ussr posted:

Let LeBron take as many shots as he wants, he can't win this game on his own. He will eventually go cold.

Letting the best basketball player on the earth shoot a lot seems like a great idea, yeah.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:24

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

Tae posted:

Just a reminder that Joe Johnson is being paid more than Lebron

Isn't Rashard Lewis still drawing 20 mil a year off that deal the Magic gave him?

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:24

illcendiary: Dec 4, 2005; Damn, this is good coffee.

the Spurs literally have a free t shirt minigun

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:24

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Every sensible person in the usa is a spur fan

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:24

Jesus Rocket: Apr 25, 2003

DGreen is about to drop some 3 bombs

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:24

Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Tae posted:

Just a reminder that Joe Johnson is being paid more than Lebron

What you're saying is that LeBron should opt-out and go to a team that can pay him more? Sounds good.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:24

Vire: Nov 4, 2005; Like a Bosh

Lebron in Cleveland. Getting no help. chalmers is making me sick and wade is missing

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:24

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Jesus Rocket posted:

DGreen is about to drop some 3 bombs

He better, christ Spurs.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:25

Twat Nosferatu: Aug 14, 2008

Tae posted:

Just a reminder that Joe Johnson is being paid more than Lebron

Wut?

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:25

Chris de Sperg: Aug 14, 2009

i'd honestly rather have lebron keep taking tightly contested shots than let the heat offense start getting good looks again tbh

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:25

Suave Fedora: Jun 10, 2004

hellzno posted:

Leonord is quickly becoming one of my fav players. Such great defense.

Same. Wish he wasn't a Spur.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:25

Tae: Oct 24, 2010; Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

Neil McCauley posted:

Wut?

Around 3 million more, to be precise

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:25

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

illcendiary posted:

the Spurs literally have a free t shirt minigun

Pics please

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:25

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Mcdonalds probably pays Lebron more than the heat.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:25

Bashez: Jul 19, 2004

PantsFreeZone posted:

Christ I wish you were coaching the Spurs.

I think it's the best strategy, but you have to make him work the whole game and work on defense so he doesn't have lift come fourth quarter.

He's gotten too many jumpshots that didn't require enough exertion though, so it will probably backfire horribly if they actually wanted him to shoot now.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:25

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 01:16

Lockback: Sep 3, 2006; All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Leonard is basically defending lebron perfectly too, jesus.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 03:26

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