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ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

WarpedNaba posted:

Is this a good or a bad thing, I've never seen Koth outside of Youtube poops.

King of the Hill used it, but "make them smoke the whole pack, and they'll never want to smoke again" is common folksy wisdom for teaching kids a lesson about smoking. I'm not sure it's ever happened for real, though. It makes sense that it would appear on King of the Hill since that's the kind of common sense solution that Hank surely would have felt was the best course of action.

It's really just something the boomer generation tosses around as a friend of a friend story when they're shooting the poo poo.

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

WarpedNaba posted:

Is this a good or a bad thing, I've never seen Koth outside of Youtube poops.

You should watch it. Judge did a great job encapsulating suburban life with old-timer Texans near Dallas. Those archetypes are ridiculously common around here with the older crowd, not so much gen-x and younger.

It probably isn't as funny outside of Texas, I dunno.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

ErIog posted:

King of the Hill used it, but "make them smoke the whole pack, and they'll never want to smoke again" is common folksy wisdom for teaching kids a lesson about smoking. I'm not sure it's ever happened for real, though. It makes sense that it would appear on King of the Hill since that's the kind of common sense solution that Hank surely would have felt was the best course of action.

It's really just something the boomer generation tosses around as a friend of a friend story when they're shooting the poo poo.

When I see stories like that one about the ex-military dad who drove his 16 year old son out into the woods in the middle of the night and made him walk 3 miles home while carrying a 16 pound rock, I am 100% certain that many people throughout history have made their kids smoke an entire pack of cigarettes all at once to "teach them a lesson (in child abuse)".

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



If your daughter is claiming to be a lesbian, you can cure her up real quick by making her watch a few hours of women's beach volleyball with you

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

tacodaemon posted:

If your daughter is claiming to be a lesbian, you can cure her up real quick by making her watch a few hours of women's beach volleyball with you

I think I tried something along these lines with my best mate at 15. :smith: God drat I was a stupid gently caress.

Still, we're still best mates. :unsmith:

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Elephant Ambush posted:

When I see stories like that one about the ex-military dad who drove his 16 year old son out into the woods in the middle of the night and made him walk 3 miles home while carrying a 16 pound rock, I am 100% certain that many people throughout history have made their kids smoke an entire pack of cigarettes all at once to "teach them a lesson (in child abuse)".

Yeah, this is probably unfortunately correct. Jeez, people can be horrible to their kids. Holy poo poo.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

WarpedNaba posted:

I think I tried something along these lines with my best mate at 15. :smith: God drat I was a stupid gently caress.

Still, we're still best mates. :unsmith:

Sucked his dick and made noises of revulsion to show him how disgusting gay sex is?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Best mate is a chick.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



ErIog posted:

King of the Hill used it, but "make them smoke the whole pack, and they'll never want to smoke again" is common folksy wisdom for teaching kids a lesson about smoking. I'm not sure it's ever happened for real, though. It makes sense that it would appear on King of the Hill since that's the kind of common sense solution that Hank surely would have felt was the best course of action.

It's really just something the boomer generation tosses around as a friend of a friend story when they're shooting the poo poo.

King of the Hill made it backfire hilariously too. That show had a ton of good moments that were pretty easy to miss.

Las Vegas Police Shooters ID’d: Married, Meth-Using Neo-Nazi Socialists

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3165419/posts

:argh: SOCIALISTS!!! :argh:

:tinfoil:

quote:

To: staytrue
Probably are anti-gunners and shot the officers to further the cause...


4 posted on 6/9/2014 9:58:04 AM by jsanders2001
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Why would anyone ever make this connection? The mind boggles!

quote:

To: servo1969
found swastika symbols
Waiting for the tea party comments from the MSM. Head cases.

11 posted on 6/9/2014 10:04:36 AM by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
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quote:

To: Daveinyork
You’re late to the party.

The DTOM flag reference has already been used to try to establish a link to tea partyers.


12 posted on 6/9/2014 10:04:41 AM by x1stcav ("The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there.")
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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I've read reports that the shooters had bragged about being part of the militia at Cliven Bundy's ranch, so get ready for more false flag talk.

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン

Sir Tonk posted:

You should watch it. Judge did a great job encapsulating suburban life with old-timer Texans near Dallas. Those archetypes are ridiculously common around here with the older crowd, not so much gen-x and younger.

It probably isn't as funny outside of Texas, I dunno.

It's funny everywhere, but particularly tejas

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

skaboomizzy posted:

I've read reports that the shooters had bragged about being part of the militia at Cliven Bundy's ranch, so get ready for more false flag talk.
Yep

Talking Points Memo posted:

Neighbors: Las Vegas Shooters Bragged About Taking Part In Bundy Standoff

Catherine Thompson – June 9, 2014, 9:35 AM EDT

Neighbors of the couple who ambushed two police officers Sunday in Las Vegas told local newspapers the pair had bragged about spending time at Cliven Bundy’s ranch during the standoff with the federal government earlier this year.

The two suspects, whose names have not yet been released, fatally shot two police officers who were having lunch at a CiCi’s Pizza restaurant before killing a third person at a nearby Wal-Mart. The female suspect then shot the male suspect and then herself in an apparent suicide pact.

Neighbors in an apartment complex where the two suspects lived said they “had a reputation for spouting racist, anti-government views” and boasted about their gun collection, according to the Las Vegas Sun. The newspaper reported that residents of the apartment complex who spoke about the suspects also brought up the couple’s relationship with Bundy Ranch, where the two bragged about being present for the standoff between militia members and the Bureau of Land Management.

One neighbor who lived next door to the couple told the Las Vegas Review-Journal that the male suspect had said he was kicked off Bundy Ranch at some point during the militia's protest against the BLM.

Carol Bundy, the Nevada rancher's wife, told the newspaper she had no reason to suspect that militia members at the ranch harbored violent intentions.

“I have not seen or heard anything from the militia and others who have came to our ranch that would, in any way, make me think they had an intent to kill or harm anyone,” Bundy told the Review-Journal.

Another resident of the apartment complex, Brandon Moore, told the Las Vegas Sun that the couple had also spoken about their plans to commit a mass shooting.

"They were handing out white-power propaganda and were talking about doing the next Columbine," he said.
Never mind Freepers, it's going to be fun watching Fox News and Hannity twist themselves in knots trying to disentangle themselves from this mess. Obama should fly to Vegas for the cops' funeral, give a speech about the dangers of violent extremism.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



skaboomizzy posted:

I've read reports that the shooters had bragged about being part of the militia at Cliven Bundy's ranch, so get ready for more false flag talk.

Have no fear, Freepers are on the case!

quote:

To: Daveinyork
The DUmmies are saying exactly that, Tea party republicans with ties to the Bundy ranch.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014821772


18 posted on 6/9/2014 10:37:20 AM by Beagle8U (Unions are an Affirmative Action program for Slackers! .)
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That link goes to here:

http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/las-vegas/shooters-metro-ambush-left-five-dead-spoke-white-supremacy-and-desire-kill-police

Where this little gem is hidden :stare:

quote:

“The man told Monroe he had been kicked off Cliven Bundy’s ranch 80 miles northeast of Las Vegas while people from throughout the U.S. gathered there in protest of a Bureau of Land Management roundup of Bundy’s cattle.” Jessica Anderson, 27, said. She lived next door.

e: fb

e2: for a window into insanity:


quote:

Krista Koch, who lives near the apartment that was searched, told Action News the apartment was occupied by the couple who is accused of shooting two Las Vegas police officers and another person on Sunday morning.

According to Koch, the couple would often talk about killing police officers and were very anti-government.

The neighbor also told Action News the man would often dress up as the "Joker" and "Slender Man" and the woman would dress up as "Harley Quinn."

Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Jun 9, 2014

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
The fact that the shooters draped a loving Gadsen flag over one of the dead cops body is pretty telling. But yeah it'll be 'false flag' all the way down on Freep.

sleepingbuddha
Nov 4, 2010

It's supposed to look like a smashed cinnamon roll
Holy poo poo, more Slenderman related murders?

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


sleepingbuddha posted:

Holy poo poo, more Slenderman related murders?

What have we done :ohdear:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



sleepingbuddha posted:

Holy poo poo, more Slenderman related murders?

We're up to 3 now. There was an attempted murder in Ohio where a daughter tried to stab her mother.

http://nypost.com/2014/06/09/2nd-teen-stabbing-attack-linked-to-slender-man-meme/

sleepingbuddha
Nov 4, 2010

It's supposed to look like a smashed cinnamon roll

Notorious QIG posted:

What have we done :ohdear:

How many Freep generated memes have tried to murder someone?

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Can't wait for people to start attacking each other over other memes. Wanna read about the first DickButt related murder.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


sleepingbuddha posted:

How many Freep generated memes have tried to murder someone?

I'm just going to chalk it up to our overall advantage in productivity.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Notorious QIG posted:

What have we done :ohdear:
SA's next project should be creating a creepy supernatural entity that helps the homeless.

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost
Slenderman is going to have a bigger body count then TFR and TCC combined at this rate.

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


SubponticatePoster posted:

SA's next project should be creating a creepy supernatural entity that helps the homeless.

Beware the Spooktivist, he sneaks into your house at night to grant you civil rights.

sleepingbuddha
Nov 4, 2010

It's supposed to look like a smashed cinnamon roll

Notorious QIG posted:

Beware the Spooktivist, he sneaks into your house at night to grant you civil rights.

I believe Freep already uses this name for MLK Jr.

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


sleepingbuddha posted:

I believe Freep already uses this name for MLK Jr.

Oh gently caress, it's me, I'm the real racist.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

WarpedNaba posted:

Best mate is a chick.

Sooooo that's a "no"?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

sleepingbuddha posted:

I believe Freep already uses this name for MLK Jr.

Beautiful.

So seriously are they going to claim the dude with don't tread on me flags was a left winger?

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


The idea is he's a secret agent sent by Omama/Democrats/Acorn to discredit conservatives by doing stuff that they call for and saying things that they admit they believe.

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Tatum Girlparts posted:

Beautiful.

So seriously are they going to claim the dude with don't tread on me flags was a left winger?

It was a false flag. A shooter could literally get on a megaphone, say "I am a racist and a Tea Partier and I support FreeRepublic.com" and drape himself in a Gadsden flag and wear a Ronald Reagan shirt and later be recognized and positively identified as a member of a local Tea Party group and be confirmed as such by the entire membership of the group and they'd still be a false flag. All bad people are liberals, you see.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


It's more like Ted Cruz could start killing Democrats on the Senate floor and screaming about their evil and he'd suddenly be a deep cover liberal false flag we never liked that guy.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Notorious QIG posted:

All bad people are liberals, you see.

One of them has a tagline that almost literally says this. Something like 'Bad = Liberal, Good = Real Conservative'.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Notorious QIG posted:

It was a false flag. A shooter could literally get on a megaphone, say "I am a racist and a Tea Partier and I support FreeRepublic.com" and drape himself in a Gadsden flag and wear a Ronald Reagan shirt and later be recognized and positively identified as a member of a local Tea Party group and be confirmed as such by the entire membership of the group and they'd still be a false flag. All bad people are liberals, you see.

Well yeah man conservatives aren't racist they're race realist.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
Honestly if I read about this happening in a book I'd roll my eyes at the writing about how it was a stupid straw man to slam political opponents rather than thinking it was anything plausible.

Put it down to the meth I guess

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Check out the Facebook page of the Vegas copkiller patriot, whose identity (Jerad Miller) was broken by...Wonkette?!?!

http://wonkette.com/551091/stupidest-man-on-the-internet-vegas-spree-killers-were-socialists-because-neo-nazi

https://www.facebook.com/jerad.miller.1

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



FMguru posted:

Check out the Facebook page of the Vegas copkiller patriot, whose identity (Jerad Miller) was broken by...Wonkette?!?!

http://wonkette.com/551091/stupidest-man-on-the-internet-vegas-spree-killers-were-socialists-because-neo-nazi

https://www.facebook.com/jerad.miller.1

What the actual gently caress :stare:

quote:



e: definitely a sovereign citizen.

quote:


Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Jun 9, 2014

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Fried Chicken posted:

Honestly if I read about this happening in a book I'd roll my eyes at the writing about how it was a stupid straw man to slam political opponents rather than thinking it was anything plausible.

Yeah, but I'd say the same thing about Freep.

e:

Icon Of Sin posted:

What the actual gently caress :stare:

It's a pretty cool piece of art, if a bit Dees-ish. Higher res:

fool of sound fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Jun 9, 2014

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

FMguru posted:

Check out the Facebook page of the Vegas copkiller patriot, whose identity (Jerad Miller) was broken by...Wonkette?!?!

http://wonkette.com/551091/stupidest-man-on-the-internet-vegas-spree-killers-were-socialists-because-neo-nazi

https://www.facebook.com/jerad.miller.1

Crossposted from the RW media thread with no further comment needed:

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Hahahah!

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

fool_of_sound posted:

Yeah, but I'd say the same thing about Freep.

e:


It's a pretty cool piece of art, if a bit Dees-ish. Higher res:


Man, RedBull ads keep getting stranger and stranger.

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sleepingbuddha
Nov 4, 2010

It's supposed to look like a smashed cinnamon roll

FMguru posted:

Check out the Facebook page of the Vegas copkiller patriot, whose identity (Jerad Miller) was broken by...Wonkette?!?!

http://wonkette.com/551091/stupidest-man-on-the-internet-vegas-spree-killers-were-socialists-because-neo-nazi

https://www.facebook.com/jerad.miller.1

Jerad Miller
June 7
The dawn of a new day. May all of our coming sacrifices be worth it.

I'm sure it was worth it, shithead. What scares me, is I know a few people whose FB pages look pretty drat similar.

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