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Fluo
May 25, 2007

chuggo is BACK posted:

Welcome back Aatrek

:pwn:

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Riven
Apr 22, 2002

Aatrek was a mod who was perma banned when it came out he had been convicted of molesting a little girl.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Riven posted:

Aatrek was a mod who was perma banned when it came out he had been convicted of molesting a little girl.

Oh, THIS is the joke? Haha, I feel dumb now. I thought everyone was laughing cause welcome back Aatrek sounds like Welcome Back Kotter, which was a hilarious show back in the day. Funny as hell, heh. So it was about some pedophile uh...Well, I don't think that's as funny as Welcome Back Kotter but thanks anyway for explaining it, that's the best thing about comedy is when it's broken down like that that's something we learn in comedy improv classes, we don't joke about pedophilia though just different strokes I guess :)

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Oh, THIS is the joke? Haha, I feel dumb now. I thought everyone was laughing cause welcome back Aatrek sounds like Welcome Back Kotter, which was a hilarious show back in the day. Funny as hell, heh. So it was about some pedophile uh...Well, I don't think that's as funny as Welcome Back Kotter but thanks anyway for explaining it, that's the best thing about comedy is when it's broken down like that that's something we learn in comedy improv classes, we don't joke about pedophilia though just different strokes I guess :)

Shut up moron, and other morons

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe


Gundogan, looking good

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

trem_two posted:



Gundogan, looking good

He looks 43.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
He looks like a guy who would own a kebab shop.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

trem_two posted:



Gundogan, looking good

Gyno and bloating from a botched post cycle therapy. Dortmund are the dirtiest.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
How can you get that out of shape

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

blue footed boobie posted:

He looks like a guy who would own a kebab shop.

Give it 10 years.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

How can you get that out of shape

I'm that out of shape, its pretty easy

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

How can you get that out of shape

Start with 2 triple cheeseburger value meals and work from there

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

vyelkin posted:

Anyone who doesn't enjoy a football stunt that culminates in this, I just don't want to even know.



This is what twitter was invented for.

Not Paddy's Boat.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

trem_two posted:



Gundogan, looking good

This is fake/photoshopped, by the way.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
https://twitter.com/Erin_ONeill_Xo/status/475957298381488128



Borini. :allears:

Times Square seems like a crappy place to propose marriage, but what do I know?

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
fabio could do better than this minger

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Brony Car posted:

https://twitter.com/Erin_ONeill_Xo/status/475957298381488128



Borini. :allears:

Times Square seems like a crappy place to propose marriage, but what do I know?

23 and engaged.... sigh... i shoulda been a footballer. also, you know, the wages are great too i guess

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy1rumvo9xc

Another ridiculous Nike ad featuring CGI Rooney

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.

Wirth1000 posted:

23 and engaged.... sigh... i shoulda been a footballer. also, you know, the wages are great too i guess

Seems unusual to aspire to marrying young.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Real Name Grover posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy1rumvo9xc

Another ridiculous Nike ad featuring CGI Rooney
The boring predictable clones should've just been Chelsea or Barca

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Esposito posted:

Seems unusual to aspire to marrying young.

Players are basically hardwired to get married and squirt out some kids at a young age. It's a bit weird because the lifestyle doesn't really seem conducive to having a family at a young age, and players stand to lose a ton of money in a divorce.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Real Name Grover posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy1rumvo9xc

Another ridiculous Nike ad featuring CGI Rooney

I'm pretty sure they used the Favela map from COD:MW2.


Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=769688106423493&set=vb.245323855526590&type=2&theater

Wayne Rooney versus Sturridge in basketball

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

Real Name Grover posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy1rumvo9xc

Another ridiculous Nike ad featuring CGI Rooney

Nike's love affair with Eagles of Death Metal continues.

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

blue footed boobie posted:

Players are basically hardwired to get married and squirt out some kids at a young age. It's a bit weird because the lifestyle doesn't really seem conducive to having a family at a young age, and players stand to lose a ton of money in a divorce.

Probably more of a Maradona-prevention program created by clubs and managers.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

blue footed boobie posted:

Players are basically hardwired to get married and squirt out some kids at a young age. It's a bit weird because the lifestyle doesn't really seem conducive to having a family at a young age, and players stand to lose a ton of money in a divorce.

Managers think it gives them some sort of stability but really it just creates tabloid fodder when they're out loving grannies and reality TV stars on the side.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Real Name Grover posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy1rumvo9xc

Another ridiculous Nike ad featuring CGI Rooney

This is not bad, but you'd think Ronaldo could have found a better keeper to enlist than Tim Howard ffs.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

vyelkin posted:

This is not bad, but you'd think Ronaldo could have found a better keeper to enlist than Tim Howard ffs.

Well he would have had to have found a better keeper sponsored by Nike anyway.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Shrapnig posted:

Well he would have had to have found a better keeper sponsored by Nike anyway.

Lloris, De Gea, and Begovic are all sponsored by Nike and are all better than Tim Howard.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

vyelkin posted:

Lloris, De Gea, and Begovic are all sponsored by Nike and are all better than Tim Howard.

lmao Lloris is poo poo and De Gea is a clown. Begovic is sick I'll give you.

xian
Jan 21, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
If Howard isn't in it then there isn't an American in it. Doesn't hit the target demo. Also Courtois wears Nike, not sure if it's a formal sponsorship.

sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat
They should stick to animation that was brilliant

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat

Big Black Dick posted:

Nike's love affair with Eagles of Death Metal continues.

We're all better off for it.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

vaginal culture posted:

lmao Lloris is poo poo and De Gea is a clown. Begovic is sick I'll give you.

Yeah but Howard is still worse than all three of them.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Look at the evil clones' symbol and tell me that it doesn't look suspiciously like the Star of David.

What is going on here Nike?

3peat
May 6, 2010

http://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/Mondiali/09-06-2014/due-metri-balo-copacabana-80876035617.shtml

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

vyelkin posted:

Yeah but Howard is still worse than all three of them.

i don't think so

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

Brony Car posted:

Wayne Rooney versus Sturridge in basketball
Uh, mods??

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story
They should have fat Ronaldo take the role of Cantona from their old ads. I miss Cantona in the Nike ads.

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Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009



Photo essay of goalposts around the world

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