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Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

McSpanky posted:

Finally I can unclench

Uh, that might be a little dangerous, considering who you mentioned in your last post.

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Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
Computer lock on to McSpanky's colon and transport the contents directly into Apollodorus' mouth. ENGERGIZE

hahah it's a good thing they're all evolved in the future because I'd be a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge dick with that kind of technology

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Tighclops posted:

Computer lock on to McSpanky's colon and transport the contents directly into Apollodorus' mouth. ENGERGIZE

hahah it's a good thing they're all evolved in the future because I'd be a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge dick with that kind of technology

Computer, generate a dick so huge that, well, I don't know where to go with this

Subyng
May 4, 2013
so what's the deal with aatrek anyway? or is it taboo to talk about?

I never even noticed he was gone until people mentioned it.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Subyng posted:

so what's the deal with aatrek anyway? or is it taboo to talk about?

I never even noticed he was gone until people mentioned it.

He was a TVIV mod that took up primary residence in the Trek threads, who turned out to be a convicted sex offender. He repeatedly raped a girl from age 8 for quite some time.

He was also on the writing staff of TrekCore and would often shill for that website.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
To elaborate a bit more on Aatrek, a bunch of assholes that had been banned from SA for being assholes decided to once again pick someone they didn't like from SA and get any dirt they could about said person and then try and get in touch with their employer and family members to communicate said dirt. Then they found out that Aatrek was a registered sex offender (my memory is a bit hazy but I think it was a young girl be babysat when he was 17 or something. The police kept some details to themselves to protect the victim). They then contacted SA, among others, and he got booted from the forums.

While I agree that Aatrek was a douche and had to go, the most funny part was the people pretending that the internet was the most serious of businesses in the aftermath. The ones complaining about how SA didn't catch this in their background check that they don't run before making someone the moderator of a message board. My favorite was the person calling out SA for giving Aatrek "modding powers over anyone" like he's a guard at a women's prison and had actual authority he could use to extort sexual favors or something.

Oh, and FYAD invaded Aatrek's precious Star Trek thread for some reason and it had to be closed and a new one started in its place.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

He diddled a kid in his youth and it came to light and he got chased off the internet. With him no longer a mod, it ceased to be a bannable offense to sass him, so now it's kind of agreed that he was a douche and a shill for TrekCore and a bad mod with a bunch of bad dumb policies.

His most heinous crime being telling people they must watch every episode of Voyager.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
My personal anecdote about the whole Aatrek thing was how even though he knew SA was going to find out, he was still trying to hoard Star Trek DVD extras only a few hours before he got perma-banned. I still have his PM in my inbox from that same day telling me how to rip some stupid interview from one of the DVD sets, explicitly telling me to contact him by email because he was about to lose PM Privileges.

A few hours later, realized what he meant. Good thing I never actually ripped it.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

hailthefish posted:

His most heinous crime being telling people they must watch every episode of Voyager.

A true monster if there ever was one.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
I remember the time he got mad at everyone for laughing at the last terrible Stargate show.

Here's hoping that he forgot to breathe

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Cat Hatter posted:

My favorite was the person calling out SA for giving Aatrek "modding powers over anyone" like he's a guard at a women's prison and had actual authority he could use to extort sexual favors or something.

Somewhere a lone goon weeps, having traded sexual favors to avoid :10bux:

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
:aatrek:

Apparently that is a thing.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



http://www.macleans.ca/article.jsp?c..._106573_106573

quote:

The first thing detectives from the Toronto police sex crimes unit saw when they entered Roderick Cowan's apartment was an autographed picture of William Shatner. Along with the photos on the computer of Scott Faichnie, also busted for possessing child porn, they found a snapshot of the pediatric nurse and Boy Scout leader wearing a dress "Federation" uniform. Another suspect had a TV remote control shaped like a phaser. Yet another had a Star Trek credit card in his wallet. One was using "Picard" as his screen name. In the 3 1/2 years since police in Canada's biggest city established a special unit to tackle child pornography, investigators have been through so many dwellings packed with sci-fi books, DVDs, toys and collectibles like Klingon swords and sashes that it's become a dark squadroom joke. "We always say there are two types of pedophiles: Star Trek and Star Wars," says Det. Ian Lamond, the unit's second-in-command. "But it's mostly Star Trek."

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I'd be surprised if Aatrek was the only paedo that posts/posted regularly in these threads.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Tighclops posted:

I remember the time he got mad at everyone for laughing at the last terrible Stargate show.

Here's hoping that he forgot to breathe

I have an Aatrek probation for making a "don't forget to breathe" joke in the Stargate thread like last year. I will treasure it always.

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Vagabundo posted:

I'd be surprised if Aatrek was the only paedo that posts/posted regularly in these threads.

If only there was a pair of FBI agents dedicated to investigating the mystery of the Pedo Files.

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
I'm sorry ok I see a terrible pun and it just erupts I can't help it it is a brainstem reflex

Send help

:negative:

tastychicken
Jul 17, 2007
Title text goes here

eriktown posted:

I'm sorry ok I see a terrible pun and it just erupts I can't help it it is a brainstem reflex

Send help

:negative:

Don't forget to breathe.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Remember when he didn't want us to post about the most recent Trek film in these threads until poor widdle Aawon had seen it? What a stupid child-loving piece of poo poo oval office.

tastychicken
Jul 17, 2007
Title text goes here
:aatrek::regd08::aatrek:

Edit: Star Trek is the worst. Which is why I love it.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


You should watch all of Voyager.

How do you know what suffering is until you have experienced it?

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Vagabundo posted:

Remember when he didn't want us to post about the most recent Trek film in these threads until poor widdle Aawon had seen it? What a stupid child-loving piece of poo poo oval office.

Yeah, I just peaced-out once the chatter started up. And then I saw the movie like a week later and just didn't bother coming back for a long time because of how lovely and oppressive Aatrek's tyrannical reign was.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
:shrug: Being a later comer to the Star Trek thread, I only knew Aatrek as "That guy who posts a lot of Star Trek gifs". He really seemed to have a never-ending supply of them.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Man, this thread explicitly said not to watch Voyager and I did it anyway, and I still feel like I need someone to be mad at about it besides myself.

What the gently caress is it that draws all the pedophiles to Star Trek, anyway? Is it the weird Neelix stuff, or the fact that Kes is supposed to be like two years old? That episode with all the children where the one that's just hitting puberty gets attracted to Kirk? Like, law enforcement has mentioned Star Trek specifically a few times and I really don't get what in the content makes it a draw for them over any other damned science fiction program.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

Bicyclops posted:

Man, this thread explicitly said not to watch Voyager and I did it anyway, and I still feel like I need someone to be mad at about it besides myself.

What the gently caress is it that draws all the pedophiles to Star Trek, anyway? Is it the weird Neelix stuff, or the fact that Kes is supposed to be like two years old? That episode with all the children where the one that's just hitting puberty gets attracted to Kirk? Like, law enforcement has mentioned Star Trek specifically a few times and I really don't get what in the content makes it a draw for them over any other damned science fiction program.

Most of the weirder Trek fans I've encountered rate Voyager as their favourite series and hate DS9. I'm not sure what is going through their heads when Trek is preaching about its issue of the week and somehow they take nothing from it but just keep coming back for more.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Bicyclops posted:

Man, this thread explicitly said not to watch Voyager and I did it anyway, and I still feel like I need someone to be mad at about it besides myself.

What the gently caress is it that draws all the pedophiles to Star Trek, anyway? Is it the weird Neelix stuff, or the fact that Kes is supposed to be like two years old? That episode with all the children where the one that's just hitting puberty gets attracted to Kirk? Like, law enforcement has mentioned Star Trek specifically a few times and I really don't get what in the content makes it a draw for them over any other damned science fiction program.

Maybe it's the way the plots are generally uncomplicated and the characters are emotionally austere, stoic, and/or theatrically exaggerated. That kind of writing/acting could appeal to someone mentally stunted enough to be attracted to children.

Either that or the episode where the tranporter de-ages Keiko and she still tries to get her frequent flyer Miles.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

If I had to guess? Star Trek is family-friendly without being as obviously creepy as a grown man obsessing over Disney films. A lot of pedophiles like things which give them ins with kids, so something they can enjoy alongside a child without being "that 55-y/o who wears a Fluttershy tee" is probably a tremendous draw. Star Trek is respectable, it's something which everyone is aware of and has been part of the cultural landscape for 50 years.

It's probably a fantasy escape for them as much as any other pathetic basement-dweller, too. I knew a dude growing up who was exactly the basement nerd I mean; he lived in his parents' basement until he was 55, and only moved out because they both finally died and he couldn't possibly afford the upkeep on the property. His suite had Trek models dangling from the ceiling, and when I worked the Walmart in that town, he would come in every payday to fondle the Trek DVDs.

Nice guy. Creepy as poo poo. Closet pedo? Nah. Just kind of slow. I think he just had Autism, but was old enough to have escaped diagnosis beyond "that boy ain't right".

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

It's just weird, because you hear law enforcement talk about Star Trek specifically so often. Doctor Who is just as simplistic and theatrically exaggerated, and it's about an older gentleman asking young, teenaged girls into his telephone booth sized box, but you never see these news stories from the police talking about Doctor Who. Maybe we're just a few years away from that because of how recently the revival got popular, I don't know.

I'd forgotten about that de-aged Keiko episode, Jesus Christ. :stare:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



DrSunshine posted:

:shrug: Being a later comer to the Star Trek thread, I only knew Aatrek as "That guy who posts a lot of Star Trek gifs". He really seemed to have a never-ending supply of them.

No no, that was Hugs Boson.




Hugs Boson, where are you in our time of need :911:

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world
Is there any chance someone mirrored randomtuesday before Aatrek left?

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Thom12255 posted:

Most of the weirder Trek fans I've encountered rate Voyager as their favourite series and hate DS9.

I think you've got it backwards. Hasn't it been long established that in terms of popularity, the folks who like DS9 and hate Voyager are the outliers?

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





I think the lesson from Aatrek, besides the obvious "don't be a pedophile", is don't be an internet douchebag. If Aatrek could have reigned in his dictatorial impulses and just been a cool mod like most of them are, no one would have gone dumpster diving into his personal history and, in turn, he wouldn't have gotten digitally run out of town on a rail.

In short, be a dick and dickish thing will be done unto you. Internet karma is a thing, post accordingly.

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Okay, that's enough. From now on, nobody is allowed to post anything negative about Rick Berman or Brannon Braga. No more! I've had it!

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Bicyclops posted:

It's just weird, because you hear law enforcement talk about Star Trek specifically so often. Doctor Who is just as simplistic and theatrically exaggerated, and it's about an older gentleman asking young, teenaged girls into his telephone booth sized box, but you never see these news stories from the police talking about Doctor Who. Maybe we're just a few years away from that because of how recently the revival got popular, I don't know.

I'd forgotten about that de-aged Keiko episode, Jesus Christ. :stare:
I imagine Doctor Who might have more of that kind of effect in the UK, here it's only been a big thing for the last few years. In England of course it's older than Start Tracks.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

MisterBibs posted:

I think you've got it backwards. Hasn't it been long established that in terms of popularity, the folks who like DS9 and hate Voyager are the outliers?

I like all Star Treks, but at different levels. :shobon:

For me, the order is something like:

  • DS9
  • TNG
  • VOY
  • ENT

I can't really place TOS there, since I haven't seen all of TOS yet. I just remember seeing a few episodes, such as the Khan episode, "City at the Edge of Tomorrow" and "Trouble for Tribbles" in Star Trek marathons on TV once in a while when I was a kid. I remember liking them, though!

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





MisterBibs posted:

I think you've got it backwards. Hasn't it been long established that in terms of popularity, the folks who like DS9 and hate Voyager are the outliers?

Actually, I've found that Voyager is the most popular among the general public types. People who don't self-identify as Trek fans seem to prefer Voyager. I've asked some of them why and it's like they suddenly start speaking :techno:. I hear the words and it is in a language I speak but I simply can't understand how they came to that conclusion. The one that broke my mind most of all was my roommate at the time who, even after spending a couple of years where we watched every episode of DS9 and Babylon 5 both, still preferred Voyager. :ughh:

That said, one must recall that within the Trek community, or what's left of it after decades of abuse and neglect, there are still members of the Old Guard for whom it's TOS or nothing, as well as the diehard TNG fans, both of whom object to DS9 as having deviated too far from "Gene's vision". And off in the corner the poor sad Enterprise fans are still muttering about how "the last couple of seasons were pretty good, we swear!" and "Fuckin' Riker".

What doesn't exist, as far as I can tell, is JJTrek fans. I mean yes, there are people who like those movies, but I've yet to meet someone who identifies primarily as a JJTrek fan. And why would they? Those films were standard Hollywood action films with a layer (and a thin layer at that) of Trek painted on the surface. It'd be like identifying yourself as a Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit fan. No one's going to do that because that film was disposable entertainment, and so were the JJTrek films and, in all likelihood, so will be Episode VII next year. :sigh:

Anyway, even though we can be a little echo chambery in here about our DS9 love, we should recall that there are legitimate Trek fans out there who prefer the older, more utopian vision or who find the Kirk-Spock-McCoy thing to be the height of Trek. Or who just prefer Picard, maybe.

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

DrSunshine posted:

For me, the order is something like:
I would love to know why you rate Voyager above Enterprise. :colbert:

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
This is such a good episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moX3z2RJAV8

edit: I think Cardassians are my favorite race introduced in TNG - better than the goddamn bajorans anyway

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Carnaticum posted:

Okay, that's enough. From now on, nobody is allowed to post anything negative about Rick Berman or Brannon Braga. No more! I've had it!

It did get annoying to see people say that all the time though

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Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x141 KERNEL PANIC

:siren: Netflix rumored to get exclusive new Star Trek Series :siren:

quote:

According to Nemecek, Netflix approached CBS about hosting a new Trek series, then followed up with a proposal to create and produce the show completely in-house. If this deal goes through, the series would be a Netflix exclusive in the vein of House of Cards or Orange is the New Black. Interestingly, CBS is supposedly being offered a royalty deal that would pay it for each stream of the new series. No word on whether the series would be set in the new Abrams alternate timeline or the original one.

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