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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Axemaniac drew up the big-breasted women torture machine/human toilet blueprints

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Stux posted:



Are you too young to use real scissors? Are you literally 5 and a fan of stickers? do we have the game for you! starring children's favourite game star that dude from minecraft CoD grunt master chef MARIO and some other guys we recycled from our other games for babbys you too can now use stickers with the power of the 3ds to defeat epic bowser again to save the princess again but with stickers!

that did seem like a pretty mediocre game

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Stux posted:



Are you too young to use real scissors? Are you literally 5 and a fan of stickers? do we have the game for you! starring children's favourite game star that dude from minecraft CoD grunt master chef MARIO and some other guys we recycled from our other games for babbys you too can now use stickers with the power of the 3ds to defeat epic bowser again to save the princess again but with stickers!

I don't think anyone's going to defend Sticker Star but nice try

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Lumpy the Cook posted:

No it was Louisgod

They all blend together after awhile.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
just get it over with and show us your putrid dick

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

The Taint Reaper posted:

Thousand Year Door and Paper Mario 64 are the only good and canon paper marios you idiot baka.

They all blend together after awhile.

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


stux dude you need a haircut

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Stux posted:

They all blend together after awhile.

Show us your dick dude.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Show us that ugly loving hog

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Incredulous Dylan posted:

oh cool - it shows pikmin so i'm definitely gonna nab that for free

wonderful 101 is also cool

dataisplural
Oct 27, 2013

a stream of poo and urine

Black Baby Goku posted:

Show us that ugly loving hog

Hey now. reserve judgemnet on his dick until we see it

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Axemaniac drew up the big-breasted women torture machine/human toilet blueprints

Im quite aware that Axemaniac pwns.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

dataisplural posted:

Hey now. reserve judgemnet on his dick until we see it

it's like we knew what he looked like before we saw him...

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Terror Sweat posted:

wonderful 101 is also cool

It's really not and is plagued with problems but people kept wishing and hoping that Platinum was just tricking them/metagaming the entire time.


There's a reason why it has average reviews. But for 12 bucks it's worth getting.

I paid 5 bucks for Vanquish and I thought Vanquish was a better game of it's genre that W101.

I also paid 3 dollars for Bayonetta.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006



No Comment Needed

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Stux posted:



No Comment Needed

if you don't post your dick I am going to ban you

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine
Did they announce a proper sequel to The Thousand Year door yet?

Also holy cow this guy is a loving nerd ahahahahahahahahahaha

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Stux posted:



No Comment Needed

Well it's certainly the ugliest thing I've ever seen but it's still not your dick.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Austrian mook posted:

Did they announce a proper sequel to The Thousand Year door yet?

Also holy cow this guy is a loving nerd ahahahahahahahahahaha

yeah i posted it earlier dude it s a really good game and def not a pile of trash for 3 year olds

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Stux is really taking Sticker Star and Other M to task! What a badass

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

The Taint Reaper posted:

It's really not and is plagued with problems but people kept wishing and hoping that Platinum was just tricking them/metagaming the entire time.


There's a reason why it has average reviews. But for 12 bucks it's worth getting.

I paid 5 bucks for Vanquish and I thought Vanquish was a better game of it's genre that W101.

I also paid 3 dollars for Bayonetta.

drat, what a shrewd gamer

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Stux posted:

yeah i posted it earlier dude it s a really good game and def not a pile of trash for 3 year olds

POST YOUR loving DICK THIS IS NOT A JOKE

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
everyone wants, no, NEEDS to see that dick immediately

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine
Oh poo poo there's a bad game on a Nintendo console you sure pwnd me!

Just give the dick and get it over with, doesn't even have to be erect.

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip
Please dont post your gamer dick

Fifteen of Many
Feb 23, 2006
This thread got weird. Weird for dick.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Meme Emulator posted:

drat, what a shrewd gamer

I'm not joking when I say I've spent under 20 dollars and have every single platinum game they've put out including back when they were clover.

I even have both versions of viewtiful joe 1 and 2 which cost me nothing.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

The Taint Reaper posted:

I'm not joking when I say I've spent under 20 dollars and have every single platinum game they've put out including back when they were clover.

I even have both versions of viewtiful joe 1 and 2 which cost me nothing.

wow!

Crap
Nov 3, 2012

post the dick

Stux
Nov 17, 2006



in mario 64, the 64th installment in intendos best selling series for infants, they really break the mould in the story line. in this game you have to defeat bowser to save the princess... while collecting stars! this was a high water mark in nintendo having no games and goony man children going mad over their lack of games

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
Alright thats it you are banned for the crime of not showing me your dick

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

The Taint Reaper posted:

It's really not and is plagued with problems but people kept wishing and hoping that Platinum was just tricking them/metagaming the entire time.


There's a reason why it has average reviews. But for 12 bucks it's worth getting.

I paid 5 bucks for Vanquish and I thought Vanquish was a better game of it's genre that W101.

I also paid 3 dollars for Bayonetta.

it's not for everyone but it's good for what it is I would say

it's a weird game, in a good way

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

this is just how fast all Platinum games are discounted.

Nobody really buys them.

dataisplural
Oct 27, 2013

a stream of poo and urine

Kewpuh posted:

Please dont post your gamer dick

I urge you to disobey this mod and P the D

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Stux posted:



in mario 64, the 64th installment in intendos best selling series for infants, they really break the mould in the story line. in this game you have to defeat bowser to save the princess... while collecting stars! this was a high water mark in nintendo having no games and goony man children going mad over their lack of games

ok THAT'S IT BUDDY

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
show the dick you mentally ill freak

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine
"Heh those unoriginal Mario games, you're always collecting stars!"

-posts first game where you collect stars

-Cums all over his retarded human being face

-finally gives the goons a picture of his small, pitiful wiener.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
I like how Stux has somehow convinced himself that if he keeps doing whatever weird thing he's doing that his life will improve in some way

Crap
Nov 3, 2012

[in retarded voice]



ugh, can you believe these graphics, loving pathetic nintendo can't get of the level of the ps4, or hell even that piece of poo poo, the motherfucking xbone, this weak as baby poo poo should go bankrupt

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
What is Stux mad about again?

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