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the best part about that thread was when ozma, over two years ago, was complaining about people talking about 'privilege' and the terrible posts in there and then the forums managed somehow to get worse for another year and a half.
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lol
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 15:30 |
But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Triss and Geralt If you read the books the relationship between Triss and Geralt suddenly are shown in a completely different light. It's pretty cool. The sleeping around is just something Witchers and sorcerers/sorceresses do.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 15:33 |
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Down With People posted:actually it's bad because it's bad Your best friend is a bard named Dandelion and there is a quest where you get blackout drunk and wake up with a tattoo of a cartoon pantless man on your neck which stays there for the rest of the game if you don't have a witch remove it.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:51 |
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Tender Bender posted:Your best friend is a bard named Dandelion and there is a quest where you get blackout drunk and wake up with a tattoo of a cartoon pantless man on your neck which stays there for the rest of the game if you don't have a witch remove it. I'm gonna replay the Witcher 2 and hope that the tattoo stays in the third game if they decide to allow you to import a save like in two. (Probably won't happen because that's extra work that you can't use in the XBONE and PS4 versions though )
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 00:35 |
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cmykjester posted:(Probably won't happen because that's extra work that you can't use in the XBONE and PS4 versions though ) another example of consoles ruining gaming
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 01:03 |
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im only gonna pre-order witcher 3 if you get to see geralt's dick sick and tired of tits
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 01:11 |
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the thing that annoys me about witcher is that i am not a marathon gamer, not these days. i have responsibilities. witcher games don't really lend themselves to brief sessions that might be spread far apart. like all these quests with all these, like, elf names? they don't mean poo poo to me. i don't know. a dwarf alchemist wants me to find the seven mage stones of gyafdahg? uhhhhhhhhhhh also the magic spells are not intuitively named, which is a similar problem. What's ard? is it a lightning spell? a trap spell? a fire spell? it's loving ard. only way i'm going to find out is by casting i guess well poo poo. just call it lightning bolt or something man. i could spend 10 minutes reaclimating myself to all this poo poo or i could play another game that doesn't think it's written by tolkein and just gets me into good gameage.
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 01:35 |
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the fire spell igni could either refer to the word ignite or the Hindu fire god Agni.
Action Tortoise fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Jun 11, 2014 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:the thing that annoys me about witcher is that i am not a marathon gamer, not these days. i have responsibilities. witcher games don't really lend themselves to brief sessions that might be spread far apart. like all these quests with all these, like, elf names? they don't mean poo poo to me. i don't know. a dwarf alchemist wants me to find the seven mage stones of gyafdahg? uhhhhhhhhhhh hey man marathon gaming is what it takes to get sick cheevs and bang hot videogame babes if you cant stand the heat then get out of kitchen
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 05:12 |
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Panzeh posted:im only gonna pre-order witcher 3 if you get to see geralt's dick Really curious if carpet matches drapes
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 06:48 |
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Action Tortoise posted:the fire spell igni could either refer to the word ignite or the Hindu fire god Agni. its actually an inversion of nig, who enjoy blazin' it
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 06:50 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:also the magic spells are not intuitively named, which is a similar problem. What's ard? is it a lightning spell? a trap spell? a fire spell? it's loving ard. only way i'm going to find out is by casting i guess well poo poo. just call it lightning bolt or something man. i could spend 10 minutes reaclimating myself to all this poo poo or i could play another game that doesn't think it's written by tolkein and just gets me into good gameage. In addition to having names each spell has a corresponding symbol and color so if you're not able to keep track of at least one of these three identifying features you might be a goldfish.
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 07:38 |
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it's literally impossible to talk about the characters or story of the Witcher series without at least one person bringing up the sex cards and declaring the game a misogynist male power fantasy meanwhile Bioware is lauded for its inept treatment of social issues and alleged empowered female characters while the camera buries itself in Miranda's rear end Action Tortoise posted:the fire spell igni could either refer to the word ignite or the Hindu fire god Agni. fun fact: those words both have the same proto-indo-european root. so it's both.
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 09:14 |
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The Sharmat posted:it's literally impossible to talk about the characters or story of the Witcher series without at least one person bringing up the sex cards and declaring the game a misogynist male power fantasy good to know both things thanks
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 11:24 |
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Grakdesh posted:In addition to having names each spell has a corresponding symbol and color so if you're not able to keep track of at least one of these three identifying features you might be a goldfish. thankfully the game takes this into account and lets me switch to ezmode where i sword swing my way to hot video game ladies.
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 13:30 |
The Sharmat posted:meanwhile Bioware is lauded for its inept treatment of social issues and alleged empowered female characters while the camera buries itself in Miranda's rear end they aren't sluts! they are secure in their sexuality in fact the Dead or Alive series should throw in an openly gay character so all the retard sjws can fap in peace to it
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 13:41 |
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The Sharmat posted:it's literally impossible to talk about the characters or story of the Witcher series without at least one person bringing up the sex cards and declaring the game a misogynist male power fantasy there's not that much to the witcher, tho, it's pretty generic dark fantasy
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 13:44 |
from what I can tell dark fantasy is like tolkien except they spice it up with a little bit of rape here and there to make it 'edgy' and 'mature'
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 13:56 |
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Plough em all plough em all.
Tender Bender fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Jun 11, 2014 |
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Ekster posted:from what I can tell dark fantasy is like tolkien except they spice it up with a little bit of rape here and there to make it 'edgy' and 'mature' pretty much
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 15:00 |
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Ekster posted:from what I can tell dark fantasy is like tolkien except they spice it up with a little bit of rape here and there to make it 'edgy' and 'mature' yeah or it's Warhammer 40k.
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 15:08 |
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No, you stupid human being.
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 16:15 |
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conceitedguy posted:No, you stupid human being.
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 16:29 |
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No Such Thing posted:its actually an inversion of nig, who enjoy blazin' it
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 17:22 |
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Yes, OP.
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 17:25 |
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Panzeh posted:there's not that much to the witcher, tho, it's pretty generic dark fantasy the witcher 2's plot is fairly complicated actually the first game was real straight forward though yeah
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:20 |
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tw2 seemed certainly significantly less straightforward than 1, i dont know that id go as far as "fairly complicated" though. im also not sure that id put that as a positive if i missed something huge having played through each route
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:35 |
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seriously though if you put the game away for a week or so and try to get back into it the plot is complete gibberish. i will select dialogue options and geralt says things and names that I've never heard of. combat is fun though, just dont play alchemist. abusing monster pathing stops being fun after 40 hours
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 18:32 |
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in the late game alchemy is almost as OP as it was in Morrowind, including poo poo like one-shotting the hardest boss in the game it's murder during that one section in act 2 though
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# ? Jun 13, 2014 12:02 |
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iirc as soon as youve doubled up on that one talent that amplifies positives and reduces negatives alchemy is some serious poo poo
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# ? Jun 13, 2014 16:59 |