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blackmet
Aug 5, 2006

I believe there is a universal Truth to the process of doing things right (Not that I have any idea what that actually means).
My fave "extreme cheapskakes" episode was the NJ family trying to sell their house to move to a bigger one. I have no idea why, because they had almost no furniture.

The toilet had no handle, you had to use pliers to flush it. The shower head broke, so they attached a empty soda bottle with holes punched in the bottom to the shower head. The shower head is a $5 fix, some water companies will give you a low flow one for free (the ultimate in cheap AND green)!

The realtor pointed out spots on the carpet and said it needed to be replaced. You have a few options as a seller in this situation:

1) New Carpet! (2-4k)
2) Saying "the new owners will probably replace it with hardwood anyway," cleaning what you have, and leaving it alone otherwise. ($40)
3) Buying random carpet samples, cutting out the stained parts of your carpet, the gluing the random samples in! ($20)

Of course they chose #3. Of course nobody bought the house.

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LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!
There was a show on flipping houses where this young guy bought a ~$500,000 house somewhere in California to flip. He "upgraded" the house by replacing fixtures with their modern (but very cheap) equivalents. Plastic fixtures in a craftsman cottage. They looked terrible. He spray painted the laundry room sink with gold spray paint to "improve" it. These might not have been problems in a cheaper neighborhood, but he was selling in a pricier neighborhood and looking for a six-figure windfall. The monthly cost of holding the property was high enough that he didn't fare very well and had to settle for a lower price after many months of paying the mortgage.

I can only imagine what happened to people like him when the market bottomed out, because as I recall his ordeal was before the housing/credit crisis.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
That reminds me... Are there any followups to the TV shows that were on a few (6? 8?) years ago when kids right out of college were buying $600,000 half-townhouses (not even the whole thing, just one side of it)?

My girlfriend at the time watched a lot of them while I read, and I saw single people buying $500,000 houses when their job was working at the GAP or some other clothing store.

lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

RommelMcDonald posted:

Really? Nobody remembers the highlight of the Japanese woman's episode where she rubs soap against her rear end in a top hat because she's too cheap for toilet paper?

Errr, I don't know how it is in Japan, but there are plenty of countries where this is exactly what everybody does. In such places using toilet paper and leaving it at that is considered nasty.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
My favorite was the guy who reuses tea bags and floss by hanging them all out to dry on a clothesline in his house.

Actually, it was the guy who would take his beaten to hell truck down to the river to fill a barrel with water so he could "save 25c a week"

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

lizardman posted:

Errr, I don't know how it is in Japan, but there are plenty of countries where this is exactly what everybody does. In such places using toilet paper and leaving it at that is considered nasty.

It's a woman who outright owns a $100+K condo in New York City which she managed to pay off in two years who refuses to buy toilet paper. She straight up brags to the camera about what a waste toilet paper is, so it's not like it was staged or edited or anything.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

RommelMcDonald posted:

It's a woman who outright owns a $100+K condo in New York City which she managed to pay off in two years who refuses to buy toilet paper. She straight up brags to the camera about what a waste toilet paper is, so it's not like it was staged or edited or anything.

...did she buy it in the 70s? (Condos here cost like 800k+ :()

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I don't know, it's been a while since I've seen it. It's on Netflix, go watch it if you're that curious.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





The Japanese lady who dumpster dives, won't buy new clothes, etc is the first episode of the series I believe. It's on some airlines regular TV show rotation.

I just saw another clip of the lady who makes her boyfriend take, "Navy showers". She also reuses(?) boiled water (that has pieces of ??? in it) for cooking and then when they're done eating spaghetti/salad she goes and puts any leftover sauce back into its containers.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Those people have mental health issue; for whatever reason I think they're a subset of people who were considered for Hoarders.

I like Prince$$ better, I don't feel as bad making fun of those people.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
A girl I work with told me the other day that she was going to go crack the windows in her car 30 minutes before her shift ended.

I asked "is your air conditioner broke?"

"No, I just like to save money"

It was 90 degrees outside and she lives 5 minutes from work.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





BTW according to this: http://nypost.com/2012/10/16/she-loves-ew-york/

Kate's apartment is in Harlem and cost her $200000.

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
BUTTS LOL

Jade Ear Joe
That's a cheap rear end apartment for NYC. Even for Harlem. You're typically looking at closer to half a mill for most starter apartments in Manhattan.

Barry
Aug 1, 2003

Hardened Criminal

quote:

“I’ve always been frugal, but it was when I was laid off in the dot-com crash that I became extreme,” Hashimoto explained.
“No job is guaranteed, so I live as if I could be fired at any time.”

I imagine that her unemployment during the dotcom crash must have been pretty severe to provoke this type of behavior. Yeah, anyone can get fired at any time, but that's what an emergency fund is for. Make it extra big if you're that worried about it.

She's probably lucid enough to realize that if she gets laid off again nobody is going to hire her crazy rear end, hence the $250/month total spending. She could probably retire/get fired today and be fine for the rest of her life.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Strong Sauce posted:

BTW according to this: http://nypost.com/2012/10/16/she-loves-ew-york/

Kate's apartment is in Harlem and cost her $200000.

What Kate Spends Per Month:
On food: $15
On clothing: $0
On toiletries: $0.17 a month on toothpaste
On her $200,000
condo: $237
She puts into savings: $4,000
Into 401(k): $1,000
Goal: $250,000 in savings by next year or so

:stare:

Barry
Aug 1, 2003

Hardened Criminal
I saw that, it's just mind boggling.

Assuming that she reaches that goal and not getting too in the weeds on interest/inflation and buying power and all that, $250k is enough to sustain her ~$250/month outlay for like 83 years.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Barry posted:

I saw that, it's just mind boggling.

Assuming that she reaches that goal and not getting too in the weeds on interest/inflation and buying power and all that, $250k is enough to sustain her ~$250/month outlay for like 83 years.

Not to mention she very likely has a large 401k.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Barry posted:

I saw that, it's just mind boggling.

Assuming that she reaches that goal and not getting too in the weeds on interest/inflation and buying power and all that, $250k is enough to sustain her ~$250/month outlay for like 83 years.

She won't need all that savings when she gets a foodborne illness and is too cheap to go to the hospital.

LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".

EugeneJ posted:

A girl I work with told me the other day that she was going to go crack the windows in her car 30 minutes before her shift ended.

I asked "is your air conditioner broke?"

"No, I just like to save money"

It was 90 degrees outside and she lives 5 minutes from work.

To be fair driving 5 minutes in a moderately hot car with no AC isn't really that bad. I do it all the time, but it's more about my completely unfounded concern that starting up the AC compressor for such short distances will wear it out prematurely.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

LogisticEarth posted:

To be fair driving 5 minutes in a moderately hot car with no AC isn't really that bad. I do it all the time, but it's more about my completely unfounded concern that starting up the AC compressor for such short distances will wear it out prematurely.

The girl said she was doing it to save gas

Wickerman
Feb 26, 2007

Boom, mothafucka!
How can a human survive off of $15/mo in food? I can't even imagine that that would be enough calories.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Wickerman posted:

How can a human survive off of $15/mo in food? I can't even imagine that that would be enough calories.

Dumpster diving.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Her company may well pay for lunches. My company has communal breakfast and pays for lunch and dinner during the week, if I wanted to do rice and beans on the weekend I could probably swing $15.

LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".

EugeneJ posted:

The girl said she was doing it to save gas

Which it will, if driving at low speeds. Increased drag from having your windows rolled down really only kicks in if you're over 50 mph or so. Presumably since she's only five minutes from work she's not hitting highway speeds for that long. I guess you can argue that the savings are negligible but that's a personal decision. I grew up with vehicles and houses without AC, and still use fans as long as possible in the summer, so spending 5-10 minutes in moderately uncomfortable temperatures is totally normal to me.

vvv Which is appropriate since I'm killing time at work on my phone! :v:

LogisticEarth fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Jun 11, 2014

Zo
Feb 22, 2005

LIKE A FOX
All these posts about what was probably a quickly made up excuse to take a break away from her loser coworkers.

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

Spermy Smurf posted:

That reminds me... Are there any followups to the TV shows that were on a few (6? 8?) years ago when kids right out of college were buying $600,000 half-townhouses (not even the whole thing, just one side of it)?

My girlfriend at the time watched a lot of them while I read, and I saw single people buying $500,000 houses when their job was working at the GAP or some other clothing store.

Sort of. They didn't do a specific series, but instead followed it on the news when the loans they received were part of the greatest economic collapse since the 1930s.

xie
Jul 29, 2004

I GET UPSET WHEN PEOPLE SPEND THEIR MONEY ON WASTEFUL THINGS THAT I DONT APPROVE OF :capitalism:

quote:

So I just got off a call with my boss and HR. I'm officially unemployed. I am a single parent with a mortgage ($3300), two car payments ($1060) and three kids to take care of, off virtually nothing. I'm in Seattle Washington, and online researching my options but I have no clue how to do this and the best I can find is less than 25% of my income. I have little to nothing in the bank due to paying off a whole slew of medical bills and there will be more of them coming. I am either even with my house or underwater due to the economy, as well as with my vehicles because I drive so much for commuting and work so to "just get rid of them" isn't an option. My credit is around fair, mostly due to medical bills so not as many options there as I'd like. Any advice in the right direction is helpful. I know I won't be jobless forever, but in the meantime how do I afford everything, not ruin my credit and not lose my life until I find a new job?

Wickerman
Feb 26, 2007

Boom, mothafucka!
Sounds like bankruptcy time to me.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
Why does a single parent need two cars?! Holy gently caress, those car payments. Holy gently caress, THAT MORTGAGE PAYMENT?!

Guinness
Sep 15, 2004

Also I like how she is somehow underwater on her mortgage in one of the hottest real estate markets in the country. I'm in Seattle and the current real estate market is absolutely bananas. Houses worth buying regularly go 10-20% over asking within 24-48 hours, multiple offers, frequently all cash and no contingencies.

I'm assuming she must have had some sort of decent income to take on a $3300/mo mortgage and $1000/mo in car payments. I'm just continually amazed by people that make good money living paycheck to paycheck because of repeated bad decisions.

Guinness fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Jun 12, 2014

xie
Jul 29, 2004

I GET UPSET WHEN PEOPLE SPEND THEIR MONEY ON WASTEFUL THINGS THAT I DONT APPROVE OF :capitalism:
The title of the reddit post was "From $115k to $0" so yeah decent income. Not enough to sustain $4400 in fixed costs per month. :stare:

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Trilineatus posted:

Don't worry, I hang my clothes to dry too. The main focus is that if I remember properly (and god knows I watched that episode at least two years ago) is that she showers with her clothes at the bottom of the shower and used the soap that drips off of her to wash them, and then the lack of dryer means no barely hygienic hot tumble to make me feel better about how gross that is :(

One of my grandfather's old Air Force buddies actually swears by this (as a travel tip, not a lifestyle thing).

unbuttonedclone
Dec 30, 2008
Don't think she needs two cars anymore for 'commuting and for work' when she doesn't have a job, eh?

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

Pompous Rhombus posted:

One of my grandfather's old Air Force buddies actually swears by this (as a travel tip, not a lifestyle thing).

If I'm staying at a hostel in south east Asia and rinsing the mud off my hilly clothes, sure. But these are her daily work clothes that she also dumpster dives in, and never thoroughly washes any other way.

Also, I am going to be BFC's new SloMo once I get my first paycheck from my new job and start a thread. I've never had this much money and my knee jerk reaction is to BALLER OUT

Cockmaster
Feb 24, 2002

Barry posted:

I saw that, it's just mind boggling.

Assuming that she reaches that goal and not getting too in the weeds on interest/inflation and buying power and all that, $250k is enough to sustain her ~$250/month outlay for like 83 years.

You could stick $250k in any number of relatively safe investments and make way more than $250 a month.

xie
Jul 29, 2004

I GET UPSET WHEN PEOPLE SPEND THEIR MONEY ON WASTEFUL THINGS THAT I DONT APPROVE OF :capitalism:
poo poo just based on the 4% rule couldn't she pull like 10k a year from it? Bad With Money

froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.

FrozenVent posted:

What Kate Spends Per Month:
On food: $15
On clothing: $0
On toiletries: $0.17 a month on toothpaste
On her $200,000
condo: $237
She puts into savings: $4,000
Into 401(k): $1,000
Goal: $250,000 in savings by next year or so

:stare:

That is... quite something. I guess if it makes her happy? :confused:

I think I might spend my weekend watching this show and cringing.

My partner finds some of the things I do to save money a bit quaint, but he earns more than me so my love of spreadsheets, bringing sandwiches to work and buying in bulk is a bit alien to him.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

olylifter posted:

Sort of. They didn't do a specific series, but instead followed it on the news when the loans they received were part of the greatest economic collapse since the 1930s.

When did this happen? If it was recent, it definitely didn't make the news here in the US.

Thanks for the smartass reply. I was asking if they went to these people who were pressured into buying houses on the show and did a "where are they now" thing.

Folly
May 26, 2010

FrozenVent posted:

What Kate Spends Per Month:
On food: $15
On clothing: $0
On toiletries: $0.17 a month on toothpaste
On her $200,000
condo: $237
She puts into savings: $4,000
Into 401(k): $1,000
Goal: $250,000 in savings by next year or so

:stare:

Dammit BFC, which forum do you think this is. Here I'll pick up the slack:

I can't believe she spends money on toothpaste. If you just watch the coupons you should be able to get it for free every month. :colbert:

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Folly posted:

Dammit BFC, which forum do you think this is. Here I'll pick up the slack:

I can't believe she spends money on toothpaste. If you just watch the coupons you should be able to get it for free every month. :colbert:

We've long determined that being bad with money goes both way. It's the Goldilock effect, you have to be juuuuust right.

Dude buying $200 underwear? Bad with money.

Dude making GBS threads in a bucket? Bad with money.

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