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A Bag of Milk
Jul 3, 2007

I don't see any American dream; I see an American nightmare.

Whatever happened to the essay he was supposed to write about why he didn't want to be a Canadian citizen anymore?

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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Gyges posted:

Wow, so the problem with America is that it's full of Scotts. Are there any politicians with either a given or sir name of Scot(t) who aren't despicable?

General Winfield. :colbert:

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

AYC posted:

And nothing of value was lost.
In fact I'd say Canada gained by subtraction.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




GreyjoyBastard posted:

General Winfield. :colbert:

Hancock??

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009


I think he was referring to the original Winfield Scott, for whom Hancock was named.:hist101:

e: Unless you knew that and were just adding another Scott, in which case derp.:downs:

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Majorian posted:

I think he was referring to the original Winfield Scott, for whom Hancock was named.:hist101:

e: Unless you knew that and were just adding another Scott, in which case derp.:downs:

Yes I know I was making an unfunny joke.

(the double ? didn't give it away??)

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

silvergoose posted:

Yes I know I was making an unfunny joke.

(the double ? didn't give it away??)

Yup, haven't had my coffee yet. Derp.


I keep hearing that Cruz is a lot smarter than he seems, that he doesn't believe the poo poo he's saying, that he's a complete charlatan who just loves winning arguments and will do anything to win, etc. But that characterization is belied by the fact that he genuinely seems to think that he has a chance of being elected president.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Ted Cruz' has all the social signalling of what I would conventionally consider a smart person by achievement alone but then he gets talking and Im just confused.

Ben Carson is a more extreme version of that effect.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


I'm still holding out that Ted Cruz is a stealth socialist sent from Canada to ruin the GOP from within.

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



Majorian posted:

Yup, haven't had my coffee yet. Derp.


I keep hearing that Cruz is a lot smarter than he seems, that he doesn't believe the poo poo he's saying, that he's a complete charlatan who just loves winning arguments and will do anything to win, etc. But that characterization is belied by the fact that he genuinely seems to think that he has a chance of being elected president.

Maybe he's the next Sarah Palin in that he'll run (or be a running mate), lose, and rake in all that sweet money people throw at you for being persecuted by those awful liberals.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Cliff Racer posted:

This but unironically.
Europeans in bed while Americans at home?

I guess that could be a factor, but I just added geographical statistics the stats page, and the vast majority of votes are coming from the United States at all times of day.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



A Bag of Milk posted:

Whatever happened to the essay he was supposed to write about why he didn't want to be a Canadian citizen anymore?

It's private. Not that he would have to write about how he hates hockey and double-doubles, it's probably just a quick note about how he wants to further his career in American politics by being solely an American citizen.

sentientcarbon
Aug 21, 2008

OFFLINE GAMES ARE THE FUTURE OF ONLINE GAMING

The numbers don't lie. 99.99% of every Diablo 3 player wants the game to be offline. This is a FACT.

OH SHIT IS THAT A WEBCAM? HOLY CRAP GET THAT AWAY FROM ME! (I am terrified of being spied on, because I am a very interesting person)
Oh no did Bernie Sanders decide not to run? He's not in the OP list anymore :(

AYC
Mar 9, 2014

Ask me how I smoke weed, watch hentai, everyday and how it's unfair that governments limits my ability to do this. Also ask me why I have to write in green text in order for my posts to stand out.
I just remembered the absolutely insane number of primary debates in the 2012 election. It was almost like the GOP assumed they would beat Obama in November, and the primary debates were the true contest.

Are we going to have another 50 primary debates in 2016? After awhile, it got rather nauseating.

Spatula City
Oct 21, 2010

LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING

Majorian posted:


I keep hearing that Cruz is a lot smarter than he seems, that he doesn't believe the poo poo he's saying, that he's a complete charlatan who just loves winning arguments and will do anything to win, etc. But that characterization is belied by the fact that he genuinely seems to think that he has a chance of being elected president.

I kind of doubt Cruz cares about being president. He will run to increase his brand value, allowing him better access to a lifetime gravy train of sweet wingnut money, while also pushing the other candidates to try to outcrazy him. Actually getting elected president is not in Cruz's best interests, as far as I can tell.

Beamed
Nov 26, 2010

Then you have a responsibility that no man has ever faced. You have your fear which could become reality, and you have Godzilla, which is reality.


AYC posted:

I just remembered the absolutely insane number of primary debates in the 2012 election. It was almost like the GOP assumed they would beat Obama in November, and the primary debates were the true contest.

Are we going to have another 50 primary debates in 2016? After awhile, it got rather nauseating.

No, the RNC cracking down on all primary debates, and basically won't have any that aren't hosted by Newt Gingrich(I hope).

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

sentientcarbon posted:

Oh no did Bernie Sanders decide not to run? He's not in the OP list anymore :(

Of course he's running, there's no reason for him not to. Hopefully he'll play the role of idealistic leftist better than Kucinich did.

AYC
Mar 9, 2014

Ask me how I smoke weed, watch hentai, everyday and how it's unfair that governments limits my ability to do this. Also ask me why I have to write in green text in order for my posts to stand out.

Sir Tonk posted:

Of course he's running, there's no reason for him not to. Hopefully he'll play the role of idealistic leftist better than Kucinich did.

So is he going to basically be Rick Santorum for the Democrats (I.E. drag them significantly to the left in the primaries before they pivot to the center in the general)?

Or does he not have enough pull for that?

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

AYC posted:

So is he going to basically be Rick Santorum for the Democrats (I.E. drag them significantly to the left in the primaries before they pivot to the center in the general)?

Or does he not have enough pull for that?

Sanders will show up for one or two debates and get the Mike Gravel spot at the end of the stage and 4 minutes of talk time in two hours. Maybe he'll stick around long enough to get 2% in NH.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Spatula City posted:

I kind of doubt Cruz cares about being president. He will run to increase his brand value, allowing him better access to a lifetime gravy train of sweet wingnut money, while also pushing the other candidates to try to outcrazy him. Actually getting elected president is not in Cruz's best interests, as far as I can tell.

That seems about right, actually. Which is a shame - him getting absolutely curbstomped in the polls would be such a good thing for this country.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

sentientcarbon posted:

Oh no did Bernie Sanders decide not to run? He's not in the OP list anymore :(

I just never added him. I did now.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Spatula City posted:

I kind of doubt Cruz cares about being president. He will run to increase his brand value, allowing him better access to a lifetime gravy train of sweet wingnut money, while also pushing the other candidates to try to outcrazy him. Actually getting elected president is not in Cruz's best interests, as far as I can tell.

Oh I disagree. A lifetime on wingnut welfare is the floor for him now, not his goal. He's already accomplished that. This is a guy who has paintings of himself all over his office, you bet your rear end he wants to be president.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

A Bag of Milk posted:

Whatever happened to the essay he was supposed to write about why he didn't want to be a Canadian citizen anymore?

Yeah, I want to read his "Why I'm not proud to be a Canadian, by Ted Cruz (Age 7)" paper.

Joementum posted:

I just never added him. I did now.

At last, a chance to get back on you for bagging on me when I missed the easy Bernie question in the last sheep game!

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Speaking on the Dem side, I personally think Rahm's gearing up his run and Hillary doesn't know how to stop him.

Dystram
May 30, 2013

by Ralp

My Imaginary GF posted:

Speaking on the Dem side, I personally think Rahm's gearing up his run and Hillary doesn't know how to stop him.

Probably because she isn't worried about him and shouldn't be. :smuggo:

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

My Imaginary GF posted:

Speaking on the Dem side, I personally think Rahm's gearing up his run and Hillary doesn't know how to stop him.

Who is his constituency if he's running against Hillary? They represent the same people, she just has better favorability ratings.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

My Imaginary GF posted:

Speaking on the Dem side, I personally think Rahm's gearing up his run and Hillary doesn't know how to stop him.

Oh wow the guy that even left wing people are starting to realize is kinda a lovely person may challenge someone who's basically been crowned the nominee already? Well gently caress, how can Hildog handle this?!

Hedera Helix
Sep 2, 2011

The laws of the fiesta mean nothing!
Everything will be okay so long as he isn't made running mate. :smithicide:

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


mcmagic posted:

Oh I disagree. A lifetime on wingnut welfare is the floor for him now, not his goal. He's already accomplished that. This is a guy who has paintings of himself all over his office, you bet your rear end he wants to be president.

I'm with you. Being slimy as he is, Cruz could have made great money in private practice if that's all he wanted, because by all accounts I've seen, he's rather talented as a lawyer. Money and luxury are secondary, what he wants is power.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Oh wow the guy that even left wing people are starting to realize is kinda a lovely person may challenge someone who's basically been crowned the nominee already? Well gently caress, how can Hildog handle this?!

I don't know, let's see how she handled it in 2008, under similar circ-

Oh.

Hm.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


FAUXTON posted:

I don't know, let's see how she handled it in 2008, under similar circ-

It's absurd to call an abrasively combatative and highly unlikeable potential challenger a "similar circumstance" to having to compete with a once-in-a-generation political talent hitting the public stage at precisely the right historical moment to capture a country looking for the promise of a new beginning.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Sir Kodiak posted:

It's absurd to call an abrasively combatative and highly unlikeable potential challenger a "similar circumstance" to having to compete with a once-in-a-generation political talent hitting the public stage at precisely the right historical moment to capture a country looking for the promise of a new beginning.

He also can't run as a left-wing alternative considering his record.

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

FAUXTON posted:

I don't know, let's see how she handled it in 2008, under similar circ-

Oh.

Hm.
You're stretching "similar" beyond what the word can bear, Hillary is more popular than she was in 2008 but more importantly she's running against an empty field. You can't overtake a frontrunner from the right in a Democratic primary and there doesn't seem to be anyone who can credibly mount a (successful) challenge from the left, it sure as poo poo isn't going to be Rahm Emmanuel, although I don't know where the notion he'd even think of trying came from.

Obama if you'll recall was also matching or beating Hillary in fundraising from Q1 in 2007, there's no Democrat on earth who could possibly be in that position by this time next year.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


FAUXTON posted:

I don't know, let's see how she handled it in 2008, under similar circ-

Oh.

Hm.
I could write a long post explaining to you the myriad of ways in which Rahm 2016 =/= Obama 2008.

Or I could just laugh that you'd make a comparison that dumb.

Decisions, decisions...

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

FAUXTON posted:

I don't know, let's see how she handled it in 2008, under similar circ-

Oh.

Hm.

Comparing literally any incarnation of Rahm to 2008 Obama is maybe the funniest joke in this entire site. Rahm is a repugnant human with the charm of a wet fart, not even going into his policy issues.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

DynamicSloth posted:

You're stretching "similar" beyond what the word can bear, Hillary is more popular than she was in 2008 but more importantly she's running against an empty field. You can't overtake a frontrunner from the right in a Democratic primary and there doesn't seem to be anyone who can credibly mount a (successful) challenge from the left, it sure as poo poo isn't going to be Rahm Emmanuel, although I don't know where the notion he'd even think of trying came from.

Obama if you'll recall was also matching or beating Hillary in fundraising from Q1 in 2007, there's no Democrat on earth who could possibly be in that position by this time next year.

Vice president Michael Bloomberg.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Nintendo Kid posted:

Vice president Michael Bloomberg.

For when you want a Joe Lieberman, but still feel the need to do worse.

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Nintendo Kid posted:

Vice president Michael Bloomberg.

I said Democrat, Bloomberg hasn't been one for 13 years.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

:allears: it was a comparison of hubris. Presumptive nominee and all that. Rahm's worse than McAuliffe in terms of shitsucking backstabbing opportunism. He knows the odds of such a primary fight and knows who drives his gravy train.

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Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


FAUXTON posted:

it was a comparison of hubris

Then using the phrase "similar circumstances" was some spectacularly unclear writing. You can't blame people for jumping all over that.

And this is me being charitable and not accusing you of blatant backpedaling.

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