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Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

david carmichael posted:

yours quite often are.

What metric* are you using for "often" here

*criterion, excuse me

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

-Atom- posted:

see what happens when you read Yuriy's posts?

I agree with the guy who used to be wrong about loving everything and now is only wrong about roughly half of everything.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Bundt Cake posted:

What metric* are you using for "often" here

*criterion, excuse me

Thank you.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Sorry to break up the black guy banter, but here's Vinny judo throwing Soccerjew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6C8QT42xFU

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
thanks ginger texan

I like their giant Dream decal. Reminding you that even if you're sparring with Sokodjou to keep your mind open and hopes high you can get to a better gym

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Things that are irrefutably stupid to cry and make multiple posts about: someone using black guy as a descriptor, misogny

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Things that are irrefutably stupid

Your posting

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
I'm the Tito Ortiz of posting

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

I'm the Tito Ortiz of posting

Congratulations on your return

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

I'm the Tito Ortiz of posting

Who is the Ryan Bader?

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Lord Waffle Beard posted:

I'm the Tito Ortiz of posting

No nudes please

Chrom1um
Dec 31, 2005
Come and join my doomsday cult!
Changing the subject, I updated the Shark Tank Mural for Invicta's return in August(?) and the UFC's Strawweight division launching next month. I wasn't sure which thread to put it in but I guess here is applicable plus the subject needed changing.

Click for the full-size version.



Notes:
-V.V Mei, Karla Benitez, Patricia Vidonic, and Emily Kagan removed for dropping to Atomweight, losing too much, losing too much, and being borderline in the first place respectively.
-Justine Kish added for being an undefeated Muay Thai machine.
-Brianna Van Buren added for beating Patricia Vidonic.
-Tina "Jelly Bean" Lähdemäki added for being undefeated, beating Karla Benitez, and getting paired with Claudia Gadelha in the division's UFC debut.
-Kalindra Faria added for dropping to Strawweight successfully and beating Sanja Sucevic after wrecking a whole lot of people as a Top 10 Flyweight.
-Megumi Fujii will keep an honorary spot until the UFC crowns a Champion. It's been less than a year since her final fight anyway.
-Jessica Aguilar has a Mexican flag added under her American one because it seems she was born there.

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
B-League Update!


Friday, June 13th

Legacy FC 31
Houston, Texas

Main Card - AXS TV - 10pm EDT
-William "Bubba" Bush vs. Alfonso Gonzales - for LFC middleweight title
-Elias Garcia vs. Damacio Page
-Diego da Silva vs. Alex Morono
-Jared Chaffee vs. Justin Reiswerg
-Alex Black vs. Eric Valdez
-Carlos Martinez vs. Charlie Ontiveros


Saturday, June 14th

ONE FC 17: Era of Champions
Jakarta, Indonesia

Main Card - Online PPV + Fight Network - 7am EDT
-Adriano Moraes vs. Kosuke Suzuki
-Sami Amin vs. Fransino Tirta
-Geje Eustaquio vs. Kentaro Watanabe
-Mahmoud Salama vs. Aung La N Sang
-Yohan Mulia Legowo vs. Ev Ting
-Jomanz Omanz vs. Dejdamrong Sor Amnuaysirichoke
-Ruel Catalan vs. Gianni Subba
-Zuli Silawanto vs. Mohammad Sotounzadeh
-Desi Rahayu vs. Ella Tang

WOCS 35
Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Main Card - http://www.assistirtvbr.tv/canal/esporte-interativo.html - 8pm EDT
-Luis Ramos vs. Luiz Gustavo Dutra
-Luiz Henrique vs. Matheus Matarazzo
-Felipe Avelar vs. Daniel Oliveira
-Felipe Nilo vs. Thiago Barbosa
-Fabio Oliveira vs. Paulo Roberto
-Marcio Moreira vs. Mauro dos Santos
-Thiago Araújo vs. Gustavo Fabrício
-Elton Batoré vs. Gabriel Barreiro


Sunday, June 15th


MixFighter Season 4 Ranking Tournament
Russia

Main Card - http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv - 12:30pm EDT

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

So apparently Josh Burkman is out of his fight with Fitch due to injury. For those keeping track that's the third opponent to have to drop out after Palhares and Shields.
But never fear, because a new challenger approaches!


Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
That's gotta be some sort of record for most replacements in a relevant fight, right? Usually UFC gives up after 2 replacements.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Relevant fight?

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Palhares/Fitch or Shields/Fitch or Shields/Palahares etc. would absolutely be a relevant fight if it were happening in UFC. Those fights are just going to be happening in a separate organization is all.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

origami posted:

Relevant fight?

This is a Pro Fitch Zone so watch yourself

Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.
Palhares/Fitch getting cancelled is one of the great tragedies of our age

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
it's cool that the wsof guy publicly threatened people for not taking fights then every single person under contract, including matt hammil, got injured

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
im p sure fightnetwork streams are a-okay so if you wanna watch OneFC http://www.wiz1.net/channel19

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
join me in #mma for soccer kicks, wushu champions and bad wrestling

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
37 year old tkd guy making his debut, wondrous

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
welp

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Its moments like these that remind me why I watch b-league shows.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
lol the hometown guy, who himself was 38, got outboxed by an iranian tkd guy, outgrappled by an iranian tkd guy, and then knocked out cold with the most gentle slam ko of all time, by a 37 year old iranian tkd guy making his mma debut

Biosys
Aug 13, 2011
Does OneFC always have this announcer, cause holy poo poo.

Wait this is the Pride announcer right?

Biosys fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Jun 14, 2014

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Jomanz Omanz vs. Dejamrong Sor Amnyuasirichoke just sounds like two create-a-fighters in an UFC game going at it.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
this is the best fight i've ever seen

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Is Egyptian Top Team like, an actual thing

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
depends if the army outlaws it or not

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

fatherdog posted:

Is Egyptian Top Team like, an actual thing

*fight begins*

*fight ends*

Nope.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
usually i hate onefc but when the lumpinee champ was in there i actually kind of enjoyed the grimy spectacle of putting two guys from the sex tourist parts of asia in a cage and seeing who dies of soccer kicks first

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Filipino wushu champ, huh

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Did that guy's corner just tell him to use "mystery hand" or did I mishear the announcer

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
I love the fact that there are MULTIPLE asian fighters named Rambo that come to the ring with an M-16

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

fatherdog posted:

I love the fact that there are MULTIPLE asian fighters named Rambo that come to the ring with an M-16

I love the announcers were stressing that it was a toy gun

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
Suzuki has cool hair

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
holy poo poo this match loving rules

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

fatherdog posted:

holy poo poo this match loving rules

Kinda, this Japanese fella is significantly outsized and is being thrown all around and made to look like all sorts of a bitch

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