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Full Metal Jackass posted:I told someone at work I was planning to go to Vegas to celebrate turning 30 with my wife and he said "why, so you can go to sleep in the hotel by 9?" lol holy poo poo
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Hello fellow person in their 30's. Do you remember a time before The Simpsons, too?
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Jun 13, 2014 13:13
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30s are awesome if you're not a total human being. It's like your 20s but with more money.
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Jun 13, 2014 13:15
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Antifreeze Head posted:Hello fellow person in their 30's. Do you remember a time before The Simpsons, too? we ain't that old bro hows hospice treating you?
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Jun 13, 2014 13:15
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i remember renting simpsons on vhs because we didn't have sky or cable and haerd all about this rad new show that everyone should watch.
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Antifreeze Head posted:Hello fellow person in their 30's. Do you remember a time before The Simpsons, too? Yest! And I remember how parents got all upset. And I remember when South Park first went on the air...and parents got all upset. edit: I mean I don't actually remember a time before it aired, but I was 5 just as it hit Fox.
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Jun 13, 2014 13:16
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GreatGreen posted:30s are awesome. It's like your 20s but with more money. i imagine this is only true if you don't go bald
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Jun 13, 2014 13:17
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oh, you're 24? i'm gonna gently caress your girlfriend and your mum
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The Brown Menace posted:i imagine this is only true if you don't go bald or fat.
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Jun 13, 2014 13:18
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The Brown Menace posted:i imagine this is only true if you don't go bald not bald, but i've gained weight from a slower metabolism and sitting in a cubicle. unless i get cancer, that's never going to go away, is it?  *wishes for cancer*
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Jun 13, 2014 13:19
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The Brown Menace posted:i imagine this is only true if you don't go bald only poors go bald
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The Brown Menace posted:i imagine this is only true if you don't go bald Also you can't let your waist get wider than your hips and/or shoulders. So yeah keep your hair and avoid a body that looks like an eggplant and you'll be drowning in trim.
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Jun 13, 2014 13:20
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Lovely Carnitas posted:Why not? I need to know for the future Because you're just a regular old guy now. Doing poo poo in your 20s is impressive. Doing poo poo in your 30s is expected of youi.
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Jun 13, 2014 13:20
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A misanthrope posted:not bald, but i've gained weight from a slower metabolism and sitting in a cubicle. what is this slowing of metabolism excuse? you're probably just eating to much takeout
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Jun 13, 2014 13:21
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BlueChocolate posted:what is this slowing of metabolism excuse? you're probably just eating to much takeout Every day, upon waking, I daintily lap the dew from a lily. Tis my only sustenance. What do you think about that?
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Jun 13, 2014 13:24
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Happy birthday OP, it is also my ggggg grandfathers birthday who was born in 1751
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A misanthrope posted:Every day, upon waking, I daintily lap the dew from a lily. Tis my only sustenance. What do you think about that? yeah right fatty
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Jun 13, 2014 13:25
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Welcome to an exciting journey of realizing everyone in their 20s was an insufferable retard who didn't know poo poo including you Good thing we won't have to repeat the exercise in 10 years
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Jun 13, 2014 13:29
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Luvcow posted:Happy birthday OP, it is also my ggggg grandfathers birthday who was born in 1751 Thank you!! gently caress yeah happy birthday grandpa!! 
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Jun 13, 2014 13:29
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truly sorry for your lots bro, I got three years until I'm irrelevant
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Jun 13, 2014 14:18
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Here's a Birthday song for you! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rNr2pBexMU ...almost forgot! What's a birthday without cake? 
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Jun 13, 2014 14:41
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The Fattest PI posted:thingsidiotssay.dll "Bu bu bu but your house is an investment!" - A thing virgins still mentally trapped in 2007 say.
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Jun 13, 2014 14:43
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Liquid Chicken posted:Here's a Birthday song for you! owns thnk you for the sympathy. I just told my boss if he needs me I'll be on the roof talking myself into suicide.
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Jun 13, 2014 14:49
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welcome to 30 misanthrope ive been here for a few months it is a portal to eternal hell turn back now or suffer mid life crisis situations help also this now means the hangovers you acquire trying to chase away the thoughts of your mortality take like two days to recover from, it is a cruel world
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Drunk & Ugly posted:
yeah what's up with that poo poo? and it started happening to me only a couple months ago, like my bod knew it's turning 30. I can't get drunk wihout getting laid out for 2 days. as you can imagine, that sucks what with the depression of being old
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GreatGreen posted:30s are awesome if you're not a total human being. It's like your 20s but with more money. This. Being an employed person in your 30's without costly babies or alimony is absolutely ridiculous. You basically turn into charlie from two and a half men, without the dying. Everything comes easier. Drunk & Ugly posted:welcome to 30 misanthrope ive been here for a few months it is a portal to eternal hell turn back now or suffer mid life crisis situations help Fifties you will totally not regret spending some of your best years contemplating death. ditty bout my clitty fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Jun 13, 2014 |
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Jun 13, 2014 14:53
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Ilustforponydeath posted:This. Being an employed person in your 30's without costly babies or alimony is absolutely ridiculous. i don't have to wear bowling shirts, do i?
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A misanthrope posted:i don't have to wear bowling shirts, do i? Sorry, bowling shirts are mandatory. You'll get a set of rules in the mail next week.
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A misanthrope posted:yeah what's up with that poo poo? and it started happening to me only a couple months ago, like my bod knew it's turning 30. I can't get drunk wihout getting laid out for 2 days. You have to drink like a gallon of water before drinking any liquor, and then a gallon afterwards in order to only have a one day hangover.
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Ilustforponydeath posted:
that's only true if you're loaded and don't get fat and bald
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Jun 13, 2014 15:04
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In November, I'll turn 22.
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Kazvall posted:You have to drink like a gallon of water before drinking any liquor, and then a gallon afterwards in order to only have a one day hangover. awww man what party animal ever said "hold up, let me hydrate first"?
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Jun 13, 2014 15:13
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A misanthrope posted:awww man what party animal ever said "hold up, let me hydrate first"? I can confirm this and I'm 29... Hit the next mark in 6 months =/. What's funny is I don't think we actually remember, but we had nasty hangovers even when we were 21. We just generally didn't have poo poo to do the next day and now we do, so trying to function while hungover blows. We just got wiser about it and figured out water cures this problem. p.s. Birthday song my buddy made and spams out to everyone on their birthday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMlAmG5aAMI
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I'm a good while away from 30 and I get loving awful hangovers and always had. I think it became better when I drank like every weekend but I don't do that anymore so drinking alot makes me feel poo poo for 2 days. drinking alot of water and pacing myself helps though
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Jun 13, 2014 15:21
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hemale in pain posted:I'm a good while away from 30 and I get loving awful hangovers and always had. I think it became better when I drank like every weekend but I don't do that anymore so drinking alot makes me feel poo poo for 2 days. Drink all day erry day, you'll never be hungover! 
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Iron Crowned posted:Drink all day erry day, you'll never be hungover! sounds like a plan 
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The Fattest PI posted:thingsidiotssay.dll
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I turned 30 a year ago. In your 20s you can say "Maybe someday I'll..." but when you're 30 is very clear that you're running out of time.
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