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Tetrix posted:I'm suing you guys for having a legal discussion over the letter rather than laughing at this girl who demanded it. Well, I'm going to write a whiny letter to Lowtax about how you're a meany-doo-doo head.
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Tetrix posted:I'm suing you guys for having a legal discussion over the letter rather than laughing at this girl who demanded it. I have no more empathy for entitled JD/PhD adjuncts than I do for entitled prospective law students.
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Cross posting this from the schadenfreude thread. A sovereign citizen discovers that his citizen of the several states real flesh not of admiralty and not joined by showing his ID self is bound by the laws of electricity after all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU Edit: The guy was in jail for a month for this, he was there for a bike reflector ticket. SlothBear fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Jun 19, 2014 |
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Jun 18, 2014 23:08
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I've seen that thing enough that I can click right to the part where P. Barnes fires the taser and it's always satisfying.
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Jun 18, 2014 23:12
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That's one of those videos that could be reposted a thousand times and I'd watch it every single time
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Mr. Nice! posted:I've seen that thing enough that I can click right to the part where P. Barnes fires the taser and it's always satisfying. You're restricting my freedom of movement! Yes I am. 
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Jun 18, 2014 23:38
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Oh my, that is awesome. I think the part I actually enjoyed most was the incredibly goonish, self-satisfied and congratulatory chuckle he makes to himself at around 1:28.
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Jun 19, 2014 01:31
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After dealing with a sovereign citizen in person, I appreciate this video 50x more. I didn't think it was possible.
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Jun 19, 2014 02:23
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"Let the record reflect that you just battered me" - all my opposing counsels ever
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Jun 19, 2014 03:25
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CaptainScraps posted:Hey Woozle gently caress you for getting me into Dungeon Crawl. The next game I assign to you to ruin your life is FTL.
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woozle wuzzle posted:The next game I assign to you to ruin your life is FTL. Gotten to the last ship. Got two runes today and tried elf 3. gently caress. I assign you Binding of Isaac.
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SlothBear posted:Cross posting this from the schadenfreude thread. A sovereign citizen discovers that his citizen of the several states real flesh not of admiralty and not joined by showing his ID self is bound by the laws of electricity after all. I really can't stop watching this. My new favorite - the .2 seconds that P. Barnes gives him between "step back" and TAZER POWER! It's kind of like knock and enter - yeah, he technically warned him to step back, but that dude was getting tazed. P. Barnes was going to put a man down like the loving badass that he is.
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Jun 19, 2014 16:06
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There's another video out there that shows him and his mom going through the metal detectors out front as a precursor to this. P. Barnes had been putting up with his poo poo all drat day.
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Mr. Nice! posted:There's another video out there that shows him and his mom going through the metal detectors out front as a precursor to this. P. Barnes had been putting up with his poo poo all drat day. Don't confuse my previous post with having an anti-authority bent. I'm pro-P. Barnes here. I think it is just hilarious how he went through the mental checklist so calmly. Inside P. Barnes's head: "Okay, I suppose I need to at least give clear warning before I zap this irritating shithead." "Step back." .2 seconds ZAP!
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SlyFrog posted:Don't confuse my previous post with having an anti-authority bent. I'm pro-P. Barnes here. I think it is just hilarious how he went through the mental checklist so calmly. Inside P. Barnes's head: "Okay, I suppose I need to at least give clear warning before I zap this irritating shithead." Oh yeah, I'm with you 100%. I was just saying that Barnes had been dealing with this rear end in a top hat for quite a while that day. Considering all the bullshit at the metal detectors earlier and the dude's mom, it's pretty impressive he had that much restraint. EDIT: Found more of it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eDh-yzr_qI EDIT 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5V2qBBxWRc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed3VprSRe5c Just watch all of them and then the finale again. Hurf durf going to court better put on my vibrams and blue jeans. Finally the denouement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg0YotIQ8Ww Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Jun 19, 2014 |
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"My civil rights are being violated." -a whiny pro se MN guy told to stand up in court, probs not a full sovereign actually
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Jun 19, 2014 17:04
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To me the funniest part of all that is that in the end he waived his right to trial. The one right that actually existed.
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Jun 19, 2014 19:30
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I took my first depo yesterday. I know it's old hat for a bunch of people in this thread, but it was actually pretty fun. Too bad it was a police detective who gave me one word answers the entire time, I had to pry information out of him with a crowbar.
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Jun 19, 2014 19:46
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I've already had to tell a client that no, he couldn't burn evidence that opposing counsel requested in discovery and he had to hand it over to me.
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Jun 19, 2014 22:29
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You know, the last time Steam had a big sale, I bought Papers, Please. I've played it relatively little, because it started to feel like SimLawyer very quickly.
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A Game of Chess posted:After dealing with a sovereign citizen in person, I appreciate this video 50x more. I didn't think it was possible. Oh come on you've got to tell us about it, unless you've already done so in this thread and I'm too daft to find it.
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CaptainScraps posted:Gotten to the last ship. Got two runes today and tried elf 3. gently caress. Steam tells me that I've played.... over 200 hours of it already... hehe
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woozle wuzzle posted:Steam tells me that I've played.... over 200 hours of it already... hehe Platinum god bros. You got good taste.
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Monaghan posted:I've already had to tell a client that no, he couldn't burn evidence that opposing counsel requested in discovery and he had to hand it over to me. Opposing counsel just told me his client had decided not to produce documents and things. No objection, just not gonna do it. My response was that the client had just opened an escape hatch and that opposing counsel should use it before he gets personally caught up in the sanctions and contempt orders.
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Alaemon posted:You know, the last time Steam had a big sale, I bought Papers, Please. I've played it relatively little, because it started to feel like SimLawyer very quickly. I couldn't figure out why I didn't enjoy this game when my friends raved about it. This is probably it. I'm already a soulless cog of a bureaucratic machine IRL, why play one in a game
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olylifter posted:Oh come on you've got to tell us about it, unless you've already done so in this thread and I'm too daft to find it. I've mentioned it briefly (and I don't want to go into too much detail), but basically this person showed up at our chambers several times to "serve" us and eventually had to be escorted out by the sheriffs. Also the appeal was such a work of art that I keep a copy in my desk for whenever I need cheering up.
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Alaemon posted:You know, the last time Steam had a big sale, I bought Papers, Please. I've played it relatively little, because it started to feel like SimLawyer very quickly. I pointed my friend, who's a consular officer at a U.S. embassy, to Papers, Please. He says it's a good twitch game.
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A Game of Chess posted:I've mentioned it briefly (and I don't want to go into too much detail), but basically this person showed up at our chambers several times to "serve" us and eventually had to be escorted out by the sheriffs. Also the appeal was such a work of art that I keep a copy in my desk for whenever I need cheering up. When I was clerking for my old firm a 'Moor' filed several frivolous motions in our case. When it was dismissed he reported all the attorneys involved to the ARDC and tried to file a lien on the judge's home. No repercussions. The complaint itself alleged a sufficient 1983 claim, so it couldn't get dismissed. This led to several motions where we were forced to respond to his assertion that Admiralty law should govern, that the court must recognize the Moorish holy book as binding authority, and the plaintiff was entitled to have full control over the City of Chicago's budget. Another 'Moor' was just found guilty on 10 felony counts in Chicago last week for filing frivolous liens on just about every judge in the Northern District of Illinois Emanuel Collective fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Jun 20, 2014 |
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The biggest scumbag dump truck in my jurisdiction just won 14 million bucks in the lottery. Go to law school.
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Is it an anthropomorphic dump truck or a transformer
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Did the dump truck think like a lawyer to figure out the right lottery numbers?
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Mr. Nice! posted:There's another video out there that shows him and his mom going through the metal detectors out front as a precursor to this. P. Barnes had been putting up with his poo poo all drat day. Hahaha I thought the guy talking about his mom was just owning him.
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Bunch of filings from a sovereign citizen, in response to gun charges in January. https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B9c7b8lj10BWYlo2VUVXNWRvQ1U&usp=sharing He appointed himself Attorney General of the United States. That's clever. This week, same dude got into a shootout with the police and BLM.
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olylifter posted:He appointed himself Attorney General of the United States. That's clever. Eh, Emperor Norton I had a better idea. 
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olylifter posted:He appointed himself Attorney General of the United States. That's clever.
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Linguica posted:I wonder if some sovereign citizen found out about the whole qui tam "private attorney general" concept and ran with it Wonder no more
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Mr. Nice! posted:Oh yeah, I'm with you 100%. I was just saying that Barnes had been dealing with this rear end in a top hat for quite a while that day. Considering all the bullshit at the metal detectors earlier and the dude's mom, it's pretty impressive he had that much restraint. He's wearing Vibrams FiveFingers.
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Martinets like this really need some hardcore oppression crammed down their throats, like Stalin-style
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ThirdPartyView posted:Eh, Emperor Norton I had a better idea. Emperor Norton I had panache for days. This loving mook's got nothing. 
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