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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

NightWig posted:

It probably dismisses a lot of deaths in a lot of wars just to be smug against "statists".

It also intentionally dismisses civil wars, which have been some of the most locally damaging of the century. In fact, it probably lumps civil war deaths into 'democide' despite that not making any sort of sense.

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I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

moerketid posted:

Except a bunch of bronies hate furries and furries hate bronies. I think the difference is that not all furries are pedophiles.

The furries that hate bronies tend to hate them for basically the same reason goons started hating them: They flood anywhere they're allowed to be with ponies, and quickly wear out their welcome.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

kirbysuperstar posted:

"Hulkamaniac Juggalo Brony Bro Army" made me throw up in my mouth a little.

https://www.facebook.com/thankyoubasedmilenko

The page is a legit pro-click.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Man, you don't need to say both 'Juggalo' and 'Hulkamaniac.' The one implies the other.

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick

Why did he make the cover so literal?

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice
Some girl I only have high school friends in common with sent me a friend request this morning and I vaguely recognized her name, but went to take a look at her profile to see if it would jog my memory.

Huh, she sure takes a lot of bathroom selfies, mostly in the same outfit and with a video camera and WHAT?


"Hey babe take off your shirt and get your knife I wanna take a selfie"


She has kids and this weird dude comments on all her stuff talking about how hot she is.

And judging by the Likes on his page he has no idea how Facebook works or he profoundly fails to care -


I'm really conflicted as to whether or not I want to know what "and MORE" means.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Buzkashi posted:

I'm really conflicted as to whether or not I want to know what "and MORE" means.

Well it's facebook, so it's Shemales AND half-formed political opinions AND troop-support memes.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

theironjef posted:

Well it's facebook, so it's Shemales AND half-formed political opinions AND troop-support memes.

Shemales go to war too. Click like if you support our shemale heroes.

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012
Shemales, herms, trannies, and other words used to objectify transfolk

Alpacalips Now
Oct 4, 2013
This guy's certainly eclectic.

Possibly :nws: for wikipedia sex position illustration:
http://i914.photobucket.com/albums/ac348/AlpacalipsNow/facebook30_zpsc23869ea.png

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

A girl I know whose entire romantic life consists of rapidly falling in 'true love'/moving in with strangers. Usually she's known them like a week, but sometimes as much as a month. If this is her philosophy on any kind of personal relationship maybe this explains some of it.

:comeback:

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
Got this from a Facebook page, apologies for the ironic artifacts.



I can't help but wonder if maybe all of these school shooters drank a soda at one point, maybe it's high-fructose corn syrup that's causing this!

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Got this from a Facebook page, apologies for the ironic artifacts.



I can't help but wonder if maybe all of these school shooters drank a soda at one point, maybe it's high-fructose corn syrup that's causing this!

I looked it up, and Canada has had a whopping total of 16 shootings, with 39 people dead over a span of 130 years. Nearly half of the dead are from a single shooting. Pretty sure Canada has more vaccinations per capita than the states.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

kannonfodder posted:

I looked it up, and Canada has had a whopping total of 16 shootings, with 39 people dead over a span of 130 years. Nearly half of the dead are from a single shooting. Pretty sure Canada has more vaccinations per capita than the states.

Further proof of my HFCS theory; Jones Soda protects them from gun violence.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Further proof of my HFCS theory; Jones Soda protects them from gun violence.

Cane sugar and vaccines: preventing school shootings since 1884!

Mr. Bones
Jan 2, 2011

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues

Segmentation Fault posted:

Shemales, herms, trannies, and other words used to objectify transfolk

Porn stars being objectified? Who'da thunk it?

Tambreet
Nov 28, 2006

Ninja Platypus
Muldoon
Ah, global warming


Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
Regardless of the subject, there's always that one guy who links George Carlin (pbuh) or Louis CK if they've ever made a single joke about the topic at hand.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
I love the argument that climate scientists are just money-grubbin' wankers, but all the "research" put out by BP and Gas Guzzlin' Inc is pure and dependable.

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Got this from a Facebook page, apologies for the ironic artifacts.



I can't help but wonder if maybe all of these school shooters drank a soda at one point, maybe it's high-fructose corn syrup that's causing this!

Anti-vaxxer kids don't usually live to high school shooting age, I'm pretty sure.

Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006
Global Warming truly doesn't affect anyone until it affects someone in Bumfuck Texas or wherever that guy lives. and I have no idea what kind of money scam involves global warming as a selling point.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Liu posted:

Global Warming truly doesn't affect anyone until it affects someone in Bumfuck Texas or wherever that guy lives. and I have no idea what kind of money scam involves global warming as a selling point.

I love the people in my town who argue that global warming is a hoax, then in the same breath complain about the crazy weather we've been having this year.

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
i think it's okay to make stupid facebook posts if it distracts you from the murderous voices that seem to live in the minds of so many people with guns.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

kannonfodder posted:

I love the people in my town who argue that global warming is a hoax, then in the same breath complain about the crazy weather we've been having this year.

Oh man, all the "Global warming, huh :smug:" posts this past winter when my city was in a state of emergency.

Lobsterpillar
Feb 4, 2014

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Oh man, all the "Global warming, huh :smug:" posts this past winter when my city was in a state of emergency.

When people start trying to do that, show them this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQlHaGhYoF0

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

Lobsterpillar posted:

When people start trying to do that, show them this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQlHaGhYoF0

i need more of whatever this is.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Excels posted:

i need more of whatever this is.

It's a youtube video.

https://www.youtube.com

Go wild!

Lobsterpillar
Feb 4, 2014

Excels posted:

i need more of whatever this is.

its from the Armstrong and Miller show, most of their stuff is on youtube. Their more recent sketch show is only uploaded as individual sketches, and not as whole episodes. If you can find them on DVD its worth a look.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



One of my friends just went on a Facebook rant about people going to her etsy and stealing her style of art, thus ripping her off.

She melts crayons around tracings of pokemon (and sometimes zelda stuff), a thing she learned how to do from reddit. So not only is it not an original idea for the medium, but the subject isn't even hers.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


kannonfodder posted:

One of my friends just went on a Facebook rant about people going to her etsy and stealing her style of art, thus ripping her off.

She melts crayons around tracings of pokemon (and sometimes zelda stuff), a thing she learned how to do from reddit. So not only is it not an original idea for the medium, but the subject isn't even hers.

Would it piss her off if I "steal" that idea from her? I mean, I hope it does, because that sounds like a fun project to fill up a blank wall.

Guilty Spork
Feb 26, 2011

Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.
My dad has his issues, but this is the first sign of anti-pharma stuff from him. Also I'm pretty sure he has little to no idea who Jesse Ventura is.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Teddybear posted:

Would it piss her off if I "steal" that idea from her? I mean, I hope it does, because that sounds like a fun project to fill up a blank wall.

I'm curious what that looks like, even. I can't picture it.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Stuff like this





It's cool and all, but she can't claim it as her own since she read how to do it online.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Liu posted:

Global Warming truly doesn't affect anyone until it affects someone in Bumfuck Texas or wherever that guy lives. and I have no idea what kind of money scam involves global warming as a selling point.

Scientists, generally. The accusation is that scientists come up with "proof" of global warming to chase after more grants to come up with more "proof." Scientists obviously want to keep their jobs so they obviously are going to fudge the numbers to say whatever keeps them in science, unlike those multinational, multi billion dollar corporations that just want you to know the truth.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Next time he posts something like this just reply: the US Post Office.

edit: yeah outdebated a jpg but if you just post a snarky response to every single one maybe he'll quit facebook.

Peanut President has a new favorite as of 07:56 on Jun 14, 2014

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Got this from a Facebook page, apologies for the ironic artifacts.



I can't help but wonder if maybe all of these school shooters drank a soda at one point, maybe it's high-fructose corn syrup that's causing this!

Omg she's so right about the metals. Did you know that humans need iron to live!??! :tinfoil:

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Imgur counts for social media yeah?

quote:

MRW a guy hits on me even though I have a boyfriend and have no interest in anyone else

..because you don't have to be a crazy bitch about someone showing interest in you

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Postal Parcel posted:

Imgur counts for social media yeah?

You want the shit_that_didn't_happen.txt thread.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


ToxicSlurpee posted:

Scientists, generally. The accusation is that scientists come up with "proof" of global warming to chase after more grants to come up with more "proof." Scientists obviously want to keep their jobs so they obviously are going to fudge the numbers to say whatever keeps them in science, unlike those multinational, multi billion dollar corporations that just want you to know the truth.

Sad part about that is there's been active criticism of even funding it in regards to the NASA budget etc.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Shared from the Tea Party. Numbers-wise, how does this even make sense?

Hilariously, what he doesn't realize is, that, to your average tea party member, his minimum wage unskilled labor job, unemployed wife, 2 children under 2, and use of government benefits like WIC and EBT put him on the bottom, not the top.

uranium grass has a new favorite as of 15:16 on Jun 14, 2014

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SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

Grrl Anachronism posted:

Shared from the Tea Party. Numbers-wise, how does this even make sense?

They usually go by the republican talking point of 50-some % of americans receiving some form of welfare, ignoring that the vast majority are either retired people or people working but not 'well off'.

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