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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
lol at putting the filipino wushu guy against either of these guys

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
i hope adriano moares ends up in the ufc in a fight or two, dude looked slick


onefc is looking for a microphone that works, they're 0 for 3 but keep replacing mics despite that not being the problem

also i like jason chambers as commentary he's real good imo

Yuriy fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Jun 14, 2014

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Yuriy posted:

i hope adriano moares ends up in the ufc in a fight or two, dude looked slick


onefc is looking for a microphone that works, they're 0 for 3 but keep replacing mics despite that not being the problem

also i like jason chambers as commentary he's real good imo

Jason Chambers used to do Bellator and he was cool back then too. And I still wish they would bring back Human Weapon, that show was cool.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

Jason Chambers used to do Bellator and he was cool back then too. And I still wish they would bring back Human Weapon, that show was cool.

Honestly Jimmy Smith and Sean Wheelock are wasted on Bellator, I'd love to see both of them doing UFC B-shows. Not necessarily better than Kenny, but way better than Anik.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

fatherdog posted:

Honestly Jimmy Smith and Sean Wheelock are wasted on Bellator, I'd love to see both of them doing UFC B-shows. Not necessarily better than Kenny, but way better than Anik.

Have them replace Dan Hardy and that other annoying British guy on Fight Pass cards.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Triticum Guzzler posted:

usually i hate onefc but when the lumpinee champ was in there i actually kind of enjoyed the grimy spectacle of putting two guys from the sex tourist parts of asia in a cage and seeing who dies of soccer kicks first

Who was it?

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

1st AD posted:

Have them replace Dan Hardy and that other annoying British guy on Fight Pass cards.

Do you think they're worse than the Anik/Florian team? I feel like Hardy and Gooden are a pretty spectacular together, especially considering how short of a time Hardy has been at it.

Maybe I'm just so accustomed to Gooden from Cage Warriors, which had/has a underrated commentator team.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
They are worse than Anik and Florian, and worse yet they have an awful ring announcer instead of Joe Martinez.

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

-Atom- posted:

Do you think they're worse than the Anik/Florian team? I feel like Hardy and Gooden are a pretty spectacular together, especially considering how short of a time Hardy has been at it.

Maybe I'm just so accustomed to Gooden from Cage Warriors, which had/has a underrated commentator team.

Hardy is hardly (har har) the worse one out of the duo, hth

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
just a reminder that ben askren owns

quote:

Diaz, man he ain’t even fighting no more, why would I talk about me against someone who’s retired? Well, if Nick Diaz can stay off the pipe, maybe I’ll fight him. He’s like taking down a wet paper bag. I don't think I’d have much trouble. He’d probably be flipping me off and s--t, but I’ll just smile at him.


http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2098548-ben-askren-if-nick-diaz-can-stay-off-the-pipe-maybe-ill-fight-him

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

@JoshPalmerMMA 1m
This is right up there with that Russian team variation for craziness... #MMA whilst SKYDIVING http://fullcontactskydiving.com/rules.html #WTF

Why is this a thing that exists and where can i watch it

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Yuriy posted:

Why is this a thing that exists and where can i watch it

And why hasn't it killed anyone yet?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

coconono posted:

And why hasn't it killed anyone yet?

I thought if skydivers hit each other in the air limbs and poo poo would fly off from the speed.

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

Captain Log posted:

I thought if skydivers hit each other in the air limbs and poo poo would fly off from the speed.

It's obviously fake, there is no such thing as Norwegian jiu-jitsu.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Droopy Goines posted:

It's obviously fake, there is no such thing as Norwegian jiu-jitsu.

If it's fake why is LobsterMobster writing about it and Urijah Faber training it?

http://uproxx.com/sports/2014/06/full-contact-skydiving-is-an-insane-blend-of-mma-and-jumping-out-of-planes/

Checkmate fuckwad

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
My favorite part of the video is when Urijah explains that double legs don't work when there's no gravity

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

There is no way this is real. You all do know what happens when chutes get tangled, right? And if you collide while free falling you will quite literally die from parts of you flying off.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
Also getting knocked out while you're plummeting toward the ground is probably not very safe

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Pull the shoot Bodhi!

Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Captain Log posted:

There is no way this is real. You all do know what happens when chutes get tangled, right? And if you collide while free falling you will quite literally die from parts of you flying off.

While I'm sure it could be fake you did see them collide without losing a limb and/or dying in the clip right

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
in a b-league thread update that hopefully doesnt start some weird racism derail or yall slapfighting about whether or not dudes jumping out of planes and fighting is real or not:


Tachi Palace fights is tonight at 9 PM Eastern, stream will be on Sherdog.

http://www.sherdog.com/events/TPF-19-Throwback-Thursday-37927

^ Card and stream is there

The last Tachi Palace Fights had like a 30 minute native american dance break, was p sweet

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Since you don't have PM's, I'll ask you here to remind me about that on twitter when it starts.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Since you don't have PM's, I'll ask you here to remind me about that on twitter when it starts.

this is live join us in #mma for bad mma chat

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

quote:

At the request of Tachi Palace Hotel and Casino This content is not accessable in your area.

Tickets are still available for this event, or a recording will be available for viewing on Sherdog.com shortly.


How dare you, Tachi Palace

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

-Atom- posted:

How dare you, Tachi Palace

Use whatever "hot spot" is. that's what indy865 told Devils Advocate anyway who had the same issue

corillon
Jun 18, 2004

When you giggle you leak piss.
Grimey Drawer

Yuriy posted:

in a b-league thread update that hopefully doesnt start some weird racism derail or yall slapfighting about whether or not dudes jumping out of planes and fighting is real or not:


Tachi Palace fights is tonight at 9 PM Eastern, stream will be on Sherdog.

http://www.sherdog.com/events/TPF-19-Throwback-Thursday-37927

^ Card and stream is there

The last Tachi Palace Fights had like a 30 minute native american dance break, was p sweet

Thank you, because of you I am watching bad heavyweights slug it out.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Captain Log posted:

There is no way this is real. You all do know what happens when chutes get tangled, right? And if you collide while free falling you will quite literally die from parts of you flying off.

how would your limbs fly off if you collided with someone

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

manyak posted:

how would your limbs fly off if you collided with someone

Terminal velocity physics mass equals something something darkside.

http://www.dropzone.com/fatalities/

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Anyone want a GDT for the WSoF show on Saturday? It's got 3 title fights, plus Derrick Mehmen, destroyer of Rolles.

Or we can just talk about it here, since Justin Gaethje vs Nick Newell isn't happening on this card and nobody will care.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004

LobsterMobster posted:

Anyone want a GDT for the WSoF show on Saturday? It's got 3 title fights, plus Derrick Mehmen, destroyer of Rolles.

Or we can just talk about it here, since Justin Gaethje vs Nick Newell isn't happening on this card and nobody will care.

It looks better than the upcoming doubleheader of UFC Fight Nights so I'd vote yes.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

quote:

I am excited to announce that Nautiluscoin will be sponsoring Jon Fitch, the No.2 Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) World Ranked Welterweight, in his upcoming fight on July 5th on NBC. Like many of us, Jon has recently caught the digital currency bug and with this sponsorship he will become the first professional athlete to be paid in a digital currency. It’s my hope that the Nautiluscoin community will embrace Jon with the same enthusiasm it has shown for the coin itself.

Over the next few days, anyone who holds Nautiluscoin will be able to be a part of the sponsorship. We have created a Nautiluscoin wallet for this sponsorship which we have placed 20,000 Nautiluscoins. From now until 5pm Sunday June 22nd the wallet will be open for Nautiluscoin holders to send coins and be a part of the sponsorship. Our goal is to raise the equivalent of $10,000 so that Nautiluscoin will have prime placement on Jon’s attire and banners during the World Series of Fighting.

With this sponsorship Nautiluscoin begins its journey toward acceptance as a medium of exchange. In the next few months retailers will be able to accept Nautiluscoin for both online and offline transactions. As well several new ventures will be launched that will use Nautiluscoin exclusively. This is an exciting time for digital currencies and Nautiluscoin is fortunate to have such a supportive community.


I forget who called Bitcoins "Dunning-Krugerands" but they were a genius

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
The number two ranked welterweight in the WORLDseries of fighting.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I love cryptocurrencies but I'm competely gobsmacked each time one of them does a sponsorship like this.

It'd be like the EU sponsoring a fighter.

Panama Red
Jul 30, 2003

Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self destruct
Except the EU has some shreds of legitimacy and is in the news for more than journalists stalking an old Japanese man at his house

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

coconono posted:

I love cryptocurrencies but I'm competely gobsmacked each time one of them does a sponsorship like this.

It'd be like the EU sponsoring a fighter.

Not really.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

fatherdog posted:




I forget who called Bitcoins "Dunning-Krugerands" but they were a genius
Ahahaha, that's a good one and this story is sensational

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
After losing his rear end on property by buying at the peak of the bubble, Jon Fitch has learned a valuable lesson

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Panama Red posted:

Except the EU has some shreds of legitimacy

Not really

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I like how this cryptocurrency is crowdsourcing the sponsorship funding. Just makes it that much better

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Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



First a twitter account dedicated to his skyrim playthrough and now this. I'm waiting for Jon Fitch to be at the official /r/mma booth at the next big brony convention

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