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Snapchat A Titty posted:nine times out of ten i reflexively close the tab if theres an ad on the youtube. the one time i dont my eyes are glued to the countdown to skip button
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the culmination of google engineering is an aperture science-like enrichment center
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better advertising through science
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please don't insult aperture science like that
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lol "the click is a lie!" get it?
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Boxturret posted:why does youtube have that red loading bar at the top now? because it isn't loading a new page, its just replacing the center content and updating the UI while pushing a new URL onto the stack using the DOM history API
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Nintendo Kid posted:this is one of my favorite parts of being on klout, i actually liked a few of the samples i was sent enought to start using the products. 
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pseudorandom name posted:the google experience is everyone being in their own private A/B testing hell, all the time which shade of red should satan be as he's stabbing ur balls! a or b
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does anyone here actually work at google lol google have suddenly stopped dkim signing my outgoing mail on google apps for no apparent reason its been working fine for 2-3 years but now the dkim sig header is missing on every email i send so they all get rejected by the recipients (because my dmarc policy says i dkim sign all mail) i've tried turning signing off and on in the google apps control panel but it hasn't changed anything has google changed something? how do i fix this? hjalp interestingly google's own internal x-google-dkim-signature header is still intact. but nobody checks that, not even google
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perhaps you can consider posting in the product support forums where the only response will be "maybe you need to reinstall outlook, you know how MS products are!!"
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does advertising actually like... work on anyone whose mouth isn't perpetually hanging open
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AWWNAW posted:does advertising actually like... work on anyone whose mouth isn't perpetually hanging open why are you asking us oh rite
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Rufus Ping posted:does anyone here actually work at google lol lol scroogled again
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Rufus Ping posted:how do i fix this? hjalp have you tried humiliating google publicly on reddit? that usually works
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i like how some blizzard decided to put up a 9 minute ad before videos. nine minutes.
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AWWNAW posted:does advertising actually like... work on anyone whose mouth isn't perpetually hanging open yes. it induces familiarity with a brand the very first time you buy a type of product, you're more likely to choose a brand you're familiar with than one you aren't once you've bought a brand a single time, you're more likely to buy that same brand again when you next refill this is why pregnant women are a goldmine to advertisers -- they're about to start buying a shitload of products they've never bought before, and they'll keep buying some or all of them for the next 18 years
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Rufus Ping posted:does anyone here actually work at google lol i would just call google support at at hmmmm
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poty posted:i would just call google support at no no, just use emai-- oh
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the youtube just suddenly asked me if i still want to keep using my profile or perhaps some other profile instead?
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like holy poo poo, i caved in on the loving nagging about using a google+ profile, and you still keep nagging?
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Wheany posted:like holy poo poo, i caved in on the loving nagging about using a google+ profile, and you still keep nagging? dont stop im almost there
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pseudorandom name posted:yes. also why every single car company sells their entry-level (sub)compacts with razor thin margin. they hope someone will buy them as their first car and then buy a new Honda/Toyota/Ford/Chevy every 3-5 years for the rest of their lives, eventually moving up to the expensive luxury marques. that must be a hell of an annoying job because it sure seems like 80% of the time they roll out some hip new youth-oriented model then all the olds buy it and make it incredibly unappealing to early 20s people. the "pregnant women worth tons of money" thing leads to much creepier results tho, like Target knowing you are pregnant via data mining before your family does.
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Shifty Pony posted:also why every single car company sells their entry-level (sub)compacts with razor thin margin. they hope someone will buy them as their first car and then buy a new Honda/Toyota/Ford/Chevy every 3-5 years for the rest of their lives, eventually moving up to the expensive luxury marques. also true on the lux badges, low margins on the entry level 3 series and their ilk
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The Management posted:the culmination of google engineering is an aperture science-like enrichment center except the elevator doesn't work so you're stuck in a random room until you starve
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Shifty Pony posted:also why every single car company sells their entry-level (sub)compacts with razor thin margin. they hope someone will buy them as their first car and then buy a new Honda/Toyota/Ford/Chevy every 3-5 years for the rest of their lives, eventually moving up to the expensive luxury marques. the japanese firms go a step further than that. the toyota corolla is roughly double the size/weight/luxury it was twenty years ago because it's the same individual people buying it that were twenty years ago. they bought a cheap, small car in their 30s, a slightly larger and more expensive one in their 40s, and now they're 50 and buying something still larger and more expensive. all those cars were named "corolla". the individual model's brand moves with you as you age. then they introduce a new model at the bottom end with minimum price and size to replace the previous model. c.f. yaris, fit
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radio stations do this too. each station targets a specific demographic, and the mix/format changes as the members of the target demo age. your dad listens to the same radio station now that he did 20 years ago, but the format has changed quite a lot to reflect his cohort's changing taste edit: and he probably does his listening in the same model of car he did 20 years ago. maybe a corolla.
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im starting 2 get hype for google i/o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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it'll be nice to see what crapple is preparing to "innovate" for iOS 9
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Smythe posted:im starting 2 get hype for google i/o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whens this
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june 25/26 it says online idk
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Smythe posted:im starting 2 get hype for google i/o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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theadder posted:japanese cars and radio stations in this the google thread google used to dev broadcast radio software, but they spun it off also my hometown has suddenly sprouted two more top 40 stations and a third country station, each one playing the exact same songs as their competitors meanwhile, the college station (which plays literal polka on sundays) has half its playlist comprising limp bizkit and other lovely alt rock
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FMguru posted:smythe are u going to hitchhike to mountain view next week to be there? well, i dont have an invite. but i have a car and went to sonoma state uni so i think i could make the drive. if i got an invite, well, i prolly cant go, b/c work. but i would like to. my dad is there this wk 4 some raeson idk y
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Smythe posted:well, i dont have an invite. but i have a car and went to sonoma state uni so i think i could make the drive. if i got an invite, well, i prolly cant go, b/c work. but i would like to. my dad is there this wk 4 some raeson idk y
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