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Cpt. Spring Types
Feb 19, 2004

Wait, what?

Calico Heart posted:

Maybe not the right thread to gripe about this, but I am so loving sick of reboots of movies just removing a single word from the title. I have no idea what they think this accomplishes. Actually - for horror or action movies, I can kind of understand that it makes it punchier or darker or some crap, but for Paddington Bear? Christ.

Or how about when a title is like a common phrase that is missing words, or lacking punctuation. Like, "No Good Deed" or whatever. Also that one that was posted on the last page "are you here". Leaving off the punctuation just makes the title read poorly (especially since they changed the name from You Are Here, which actually makes sense). I'd be happier with "R U HERE?" for some reason. I guess people don't want to have to sound like idiots when they say "I'm going to see Are You Here?" Something like that.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Transformers: now featuring Mark Whalberg and DINOBOTS

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Vagabundo posted:

And this is relevant because


Calling a movie about J. Edgar Hoover "J. Edgar" is entirely appropriate because it makes it clear which Hoover it's about. I don't see how this is such a complicated concept.
Doesn't matter either way because that movie was disappointingly bland.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

axleblaze posted:

With, J. Edgar, of they called it Hoover is would have had people thinking of the vacuum or the dam because thinking of the person (even though the dam is named after the person). With J. Edgar it's immediately clear what the movie is about. I think it was the correct choice.

"Hoover? It sucks!"

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Codependent Poster posted:

"Hoover? It sucks!"
________/

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

That's "It stinks."

Jeez you guys think you could know your T.V. one liners jeez.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Vagabundo posted:



I don't like either of them.
If you're gonna do the Social Network thing, at least go all the way

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

I Before E posted:

If you're gonna do the Social Network thing, at least go all the way

:allears:

You
Don't
Get
To
500
Million
Friends
Without
Coming
In
A
Few
Bears

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

:allears:

You
Don't
Get
To
500
Million
Friends
Without
Coming
In
A
Few
Bears

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

I Before E posted:

If you're gonna do the Social Network thing, at least go all the way


For reference, and because it is one of my favorite pictures of all time:



Someday I will own this poster.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

This page is the best page.

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.


Recently my grandparents have been transiting to a nursing home, so there's been a lot of cleaning up. My mom and my aunt brought this home last night:



Well, those logos sure are interesting...



Oh my!

:holymoley:

Some of them are fairly water-damaged, but my movie-night crew and I are going to go catalog them tonight! :dance:

ozza
Oct 23, 2008

Yoshifan823 posted:

For reference, and because it is one of my favorite pictures of all time:



Someday I will own this poster.

I cannot stop the laffs - that's too perfect. How did nobody involved in that poster's production notice any of the ridiculously obvious overtones? Or was that a wildly misguided, intentional underage bear sex pun?

ShufflerZero
Mar 21, 2009




K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

I don't know who you are or where you come from, but I think I may love you.

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.


Tomero_the_Great posted:

Recently my grandparents have been transiting to a nursing home, so there's been a lot of cleaning up. My mom and my aunt brought this home last night:



Well, those logos sure are interesting...



Oh my!

:holymoley:

Some of them are fairly water-damaged, but my movie-night crew and I are going to go catalog them tonight! :dance:

Well, it was a bit of a bust. Most of the posters were advertising the VHS/DVD release.:

The Whole Nine Yards (2000)
My Dog Skip (2000)
Thick as Thieves (1998)
Boiler Room (2000)
Down to You (2000)
Magnolia (1999)
Diamonds (1999)
The Ninth Gate (1999)
Mansfield Park (1999)
Topsy-Turvy (1999)
Beethoven's 3rd (2000)
Scream 3 (2000)
Isn't She Great (2000)
Simpatico (1999)
Whatever It Takes (2000)
What Planet Are You From? (2000) x 9 copies
Girl, Interrupted (1999) x6 copies
Superstar (1999)
City Hunter (1993)
Project A Part II (1987)
Double Jeopardy (1999)
Somewhere in the City (1998)
Ayn Rand: A Sense of Life (1997)
Topless Women Talk About Their Lives (1997)
Fireworks (1997)
I Went Down (1997)
Man on the Moon (1999)

Unfortunately the poster I was most interested in, Man on the Moon, was pretty water-damaged. The Ayn Rand: A Sense of Life poster was also fairly damaged and I was not gentle with it in the slightest.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Some good movies in there though. If I were in your shoes, I'd be tempted to keep Magnolia and Topless Women Talk About Their Lives (Kiwi pride) assuming they weren't too water damaged.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Tomero_the_Great posted:

What Planet Are You From? (2000) x 9 copies
I think you now own more copies of that poster than there are actual copies of that film owned by human beings.

Microcline
Jul 27, 2012

ozza posted:

I cannot stop the laffs - that's too perfect. How did nobody involved in that poster's production notice any of the ridiculously obvious overtones? Or was that a wildly misguided, intentional underage bear sex pun?

Leper Residue
Sep 28, 2003

To where no dog has gone before.

this very well may be one of the greatest things I've seen on these forums.

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Leper Residue posted:

this very well may be one of the greatest things I've seen on these forums.

It's pretty high on the list, all right.

Mini-poster dump-Wild and Crazy Guy(ana) Edition.

Wild Guitar: "My son's face has been attacked by bees" version.



Wild Guitar: "Why no, I've never drawn a human face before. Why do you ask?" version.



Crazy, Redundent and Redundent.



I own this poster. In the only classy touch this sleaze-fest has, the bikini top has actually been airbrushed on.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Distorted Kiwi posted:

I own this poster. In the only classy touch this sleaze-fest has, the bikini top has actually been airbrushed on.



Guyana: Cult of the Damned is one of my favorite tasteless exploitation movies ever. Where'd you get this poster?

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


not trolled not crying
Jan 29, 2007

21st Century Awezome Man
A new Dracula film is coming out, hopefully the movie is as original as these awesome posters suggest!



Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I know that Dracula has been known, on occasion, to turn into a vampire bat and fly away.

But i've never heard of his CAPE turning into a mass of bats! Truly, this is Dracula Untold.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Distorted Kiwi posted:

Wild Guitar: "Why no, I've never drawn a human face before. Why do you ask?" version.



With guest artist Daniel Johnston.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Kush posted:

A new Dracula film is coming out, hopefully the movie is as original as these awesome posters suggest!





The second one isn't trying very hard on the fake poster front.

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Guyana: Cult of the Damned is one of my favorite tasteless exploitation movies ever. Where'd you get this poster?

It was actually given to me at a 24-hour movie marathon, in exchange for a collection of movie soundtracks. Sadly, I don't have the wall space to display it, so it's been tucked behind an old CD tower for the last few years.

not trolled not crying
Jan 29, 2007

21st Century Awezome Man

thrawn527 posted:

The second one isn't trying very hard on the fake poster front.

The joke was that those are basically Batman posters.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Kush posted:

The joke was that those are basically Batman posters.

Or maybe Batman posters are basically Dracula posters??? Makes ya think...

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
It sucks that there isn't a decent poster for the Big Lebowski. All the official ones are generic as hell.

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Jun 17, 2014

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

El Gallinero Gros posted:

It sucks that there isn't a decent poster for the Big Lebowski. All the official ones are generic as hell.

You don't like this one?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Slate Action posted:

You don't like this one?



Not really. The tagline is fantastically stupid, and it really tells you nothing about the movie. And visually it's nothing to write home about.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
Why do you need the movie poster on your wall to explain the movie?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Cage posted:

Why do you need the movie poster on your wall to explain the movie?

I just think good posters accomplish this, generally.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
The poster itself is pretty uninspired, but if you wanted to pick an image that defined The Big Lebowski, I don't think they could have done much better.

The tagline is shite, though.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
It's better than the movie it's a parody of though http://pauseliveaction.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/big-sleep.jpg

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

The Big Red Square

Baron La Croix
Nov 2, 2010

rastah farah
sonnah maddah fah
Tell me you like my hat

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Baron La Croix posted:

Tell me you like my hat


"Everyone's eyes are substantially whiter than mine... I will have my revenge!"

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