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considering getting it
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 14:36 |
i thought about it but 60 bucks for a short single player? ugh
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i liked it mb get it used bc it aint worth 60 bucks
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why is it 30Gb ? who's got time to download all that ?!
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just wait for the steam sale this thursday
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i'm upset because theres no trans female character so no op and gently caress you
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it's really fun. probably one of the best singleplayer FPS games in along rear end time. still not worth $60 but nothing is imo. get it for $35 +/- definitely
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you are b.j. "nazi fucker" blaskowitz and you gently caress nazis. when i first started this game i was skeptical but then i landed on a beach and took a nazis gun and fucke him with it. then you find grenades and shove them up nazi butts and they explode. overall 9/10 edit: i forgot you go into the past-future and gently caress future-past nazis too. 10/10
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Dieting Hippo posted:you are b.j. "nazi fucker" blaskowitz and you gently caress nazis. when i first started this game i was skeptical but then i landed on a beach and took a nazis gun and fucke him with it. then you find grenades and shove them up nazi butts and they explode. overall 9/10 this is a stellar review
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oh ya btw op theres like 2-3 gently caress scenes in the fgame that come out of nowhere and its v funny . there too short to jo too unless u got ur jo game down. like me i cummed on my face instantly so kepe that in mind
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my friend ebin is a nazi
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Yeah it's p. good op. Fun weapons. SHoot a Nazi. Go the moon.
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There are two seperate scenes where ppl try to get B.J. to drink a glass of nazi cum but he just gives you this "heh you gotta be kiddin me" look when you fail the qte for it
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PRESS E TO DRINK NAZI CUM
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Xaris posted:it's really fun. probably one of the best singleplayer FPS games in along rear end time.
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It looks cool but 50GB of disc space for one loving game is complete bullshit. Even Crysis didn't take up that much space.
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It's a very good game. Lots of nazi killing, cusses and sex. Also, you can play the original Wolfenstein 3D inside of it. I'd definitely buy it immediately unless you're too poor to afford $60.
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the last boss almost ruined the game for me since he's a loving cock, other than that it's awesome
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Hobohemian posted:It looks cool but 50GB of disc space for one loving game is complete bullshit. Even Crysis didn't take up that much space. IDTech 5 is a piece of poo poo engine. Game is fun though.
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CousinKevin posted:the last boss almost ruined the game for me since he's a loving cock, other than that it's awesome That last fight in the burning room was such bullshit. Died like 20 times and still have no idea what I did differently to beat it. OTOH, "I'm coming for you you loving nazi spaceman"
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Cold and Ugly posted:That last fight in the burning room was such bullshit. Died like 20 times and still have no idea what I did differently to beat it. Also, "Max Haas! Max Haas! Max Haas! Max... HAAS!"
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Hobohemian posted:It looks cool but 50GB of disc space for one loving game is complete bullshit. Even Crysis didn't take up that much space. LMAO that's like 10% of my PS4's hard drive space, gently caress that, physical media is here to stay.
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the story is so bad it makes my head hurt. if you know anything about history it will take a lot of your enjoyment out of the game.
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Ilikedirt posted:oh ya btw op I assume the scenes are BJ owning blonde nazi girls in bed?
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sorry op but Enemy Territory was the only good wolfenstein game
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Mycroft Holmes posted:the story is so bad it makes my head hurt. if you know anything about history it will take a lot of your enjoyment out of the game. Really? You mean the Nazis didn't really steal technology from a Jewish cabal of super inventors that allowed them to win the war? IMO this is the stupidest thing you could possibly think or say about the game.
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etalian posted:I assume the scenes are BJ owning blonde nazi girls in bed? Nah, he hooks up with a polish girl who took care of him when he caught some shrapnel in the head after the first mission and went retarded.
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Lamebot posted:sorry op but Enemy Territory was the only good wolfenstein game enemy territory may have been the best multiplayer game ever made
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Cold and Ugly posted:Nah, he hooks up with a polish girl who took care of him when he caught some shrapnel in the head after the first mission and went retarded. b.j. blaskowitz: overcoming retardism
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IRQ posted:IDTech 5 is a piece of poo poo engine. john carmack makes a bloated lovely engine, in other news the sky is blue
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SpazmasterX posted:john carmack makes a bloated lovely engine, in other news the sky is blue ...but very nice to look at
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SpazmasterX posted:john carmack makes a bloated lovely engine, in other news the sky is blue Carmack supported the 2012 presidential campaign of Republican Ron Paul.
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Mycroft Holmes posted:the story is so bad it makes my head hurt. if you know anything about history it will take a lot of your enjoyment out of the game. what the gently caress about do you think "Alternate history" means exactly?
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get the previous wolfenstein game in meantime and just wait for this newest one to go on sale
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Alexzandvar posted:what the gently caress about do you think "Alternate history" means exactly? alternate history can still be retarded if it goes too off the rails and actively disregards the history before it goes "alternate" or just ignores how people act and behave or have motives for doing things.
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Khanstant posted:alternate history can still be retarded if it goes too off the rails and actively disregards the history before it goes "alternate" or just ignores how people act and behave or have motives for doing things. I haven't met or collected data from like everybody in the world yet, but i'm fairly sure that brutally murdering nazis and nazi robots doesn't require a whole lot of additional motive. You're loving extremely stupid, dog.
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It's good + cool
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Mr. Mallory posted:just wait for the steam sale
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Office Thug posted:get the previous wolfenstein game in meantime and just wait for this newest one to go on sale Yea, return to castle wolfensten is pretty cool. Maybe that MP demo for it is still being run out there somewhere. That beach bunker map in the MP Demo is pretty much the high water mark for fps games. Some may point at enemy territory but that poo poo was overly complicated. gently caress that, Wolf MP Demo for life. New games looks cool but not "Id play it more than once or spend 30 hours on it" cool.
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