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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth


Over There has a new favorite as of 04:46 on Jun 18, 2014

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

holy god who has that kinda time


Those guys.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Dickart Vandelay.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Data Graham posted:

Apparently that is the secret to understanding why a burrito at Moe's is called "Joey Bag of Donuts"

I mean, it doesn't actually answer anything, but it gets you in the ballpark.

Actually this is more likely based off of Mike Birbiglia and his joke/story of working at a restaurant where people though the was related to a one "Joey Bagadoughnuts" based on the fact that Mike Birbiglia's name is hard for most people to pronounce/read.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq2ypSqPEmk

Video is his skit.

Also I might have missed :thejoke: but there is an answer to that question...

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
No, the joke is that you should bring a bag of donuts because if you eat at Moe's you'll be on the shitter until the next morning

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
The joke is that you went to Moe's instead of the vastly superior Chipotle :colbert:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Truth. I go there only because my roommate is pissed at Chipotle for taking the bacon out of their pinto beans just because they lied about it for years to Jews and Muslims and got sued for it.

Gross salsa and impenetrable 90s pop culture references that the servers can barely translate to menu items (let alone explain) aren't much of a substitute for actual tasty food, but at least I don't have to listen to a rant about Chipotle being a bunch of ecotard pussy pushovers.

E: sorry, best I could find

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Roar
Jul 7, 2007

I got 30 points!

I GOT 30 POINTS!
Chipotle would be okay if they didn't use that goddamn papery tortilla for their poo poo

It's like eating chicken out of a newspaper

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

the amount of time spent on this could have been used to cure cancer or some poo poo

Falcon2001
Oct 10, 2004

Eat your hamburgers, Apollo.
Pillbug

Roar posted:

Chipotle would be okay if they didn't use that goddamn papery tortilla for their poo poo

It's like eating chicken out of a newspaper

Get a burrito bowl, problem solved, son.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Ron Darling posted:

the amount of time spent on this could have been used to cure cancer or some poo poo

Yeah but so could all the hours people have spent on WoW or who have 120 hours of game time on Steam in the last month.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

oldpainless posted:

Yeah but so could all the hours people have spent on WoW or who have 120 hours of game time on Steam in the last month.

The people who play WoW couldn't cure poo poo.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Orgophlax posted:

holy poo poo dick butt memes will never not be funny. how is that possible?

I think because they actually have effort put into them.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Jerry Cotton posted:

The people who play WoW couldn't cure poo poo.



Challenge accepted!

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

holy god who has that kinda time

An Hero, that's who.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



oldpainless posted:

Yeah but so could all the hours people have spent on WoW or who have 120 hours of game time on Steam in the last month.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Just create your custom font using images of letters as letters and just change the font in photoshop

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

dialhforhero posted:

Actually this is more likely based off of Mike Birbiglia and his joke/story of working at a restaurant where people though the was related to a one "Joey Bagadoughnuts" based on the fact that Mike Birbiglia's name is hard for most people to pronounce/read.
That special came out in 2008, Moe's has definitely been calling the burrito that for much, much longer.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Stealing this from the GIF thread.

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

wedgie deliverer
Oct 2, 2010


godlike

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


idgi

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

PureRok
Mar 27, 2010

Good as new.

Rule 4 seems redundant.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

At First, I Thought I Was Going To Be Angry About This Shirt. But What Happened Next Blew My Mind!

that actually is a kickass shirt though

Falcon2001
Oct 10, 2004

Eat your hamburgers, Apollo.
Pillbug

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



I'm just wondering what the crossover between this thread and tickld.com is, because half the poo poo I see in here is usually on there.

Of course I don't live in America, so it could be the other way around I guess

RillAkBea
Oct 11, 2008

Sir Shion posted:

I'm just wondering what the crossover between this thread and tickld.com is, because half the poo poo I see in here is usually on there.

Of course I don't live in America, so it could be the other way around I guess
I think you just don't understand what a meme is.

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012








XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

Please have your weapons prepared at the terminal.

Roar
Jul 7, 2007

I got 30 points!

I GOT 30 POINTS!

trapped mouse posted:

At First, I Thought I Was Going To Be Angry About This Shirt. But What Happened Next Blew My Mind!

that actually is a kickass shirt though

Except for the fact that I wouldn't trust my daughter when she's 14-17 years old to make decisions about her own body

whoop arguin' with memes again

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



PureRok posted:

Rule 4 seems redundant.

You don't make the rules.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
why is it that atheists, vegans, and feminists make sure everyone around them knows who they are in the most aggressively obnoxious manner possible

Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

why is it that atheists, vegans, and feminists make sure everyone around them knows who they are in the most aggressively obnoxious manner possible

How else are you supposed to know how inferior you are?

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

why is it that atheists, vegans, and feminists make sure everyone around them knows who they are in the most aggressively obnoxious manner possible



Same could be said for shitposters.

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AdorableStar
Jul 13, 2013

:patriot:





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPEK9aPmYWk

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