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Just a reminder that Rhinestone comes from the director of Black Christmas, A Christmas Story, Murder by Decree, Porky's, Karate Dog, and both Baby Geniuses movies.
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Also Stallone directed the sequel to Saturday Night Fever.
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I like The Octagon, and I don't care who knows it. Norris Poster-Dump GO! Overcompensating for something, Mr. Norris?  Much better...  Indinorris Jones and the Temple of Huh?  Awesome French Octagon poster, even if Chuck appears to be channelling Marcel Marceau.  Final Form: CHUCKZILLA! 
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Your dump sucks.
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Frostwerks posted:Your dump sucks. So do most of these movies. Your point? Just for you though, I'll post a picture of Steven Seagal with a Stealth Bomber lodged in his head. Happy now? 
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TheJoker138 posted:Chuck Norris has always loving sucked, though. Name a good Chuck Norris movie. There are none. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkxKniekhJY Always was a good saturday afternoon movie.
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I fell asleep watching the opening scene of Expendables 2, and this was after spending way more time than I really should have trying to remember whether people running around in a pitch black castle was the finale of Expendables 1 or the Rambo reboot. If you want a good mindless action film,  (Just pretend the Thomas Jane one never happened)
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James Woods wants to shoot you in the face! This movie is peak Woods and includes the line "I don't care if you were loving each other in a bathtub full of cocaine!" I also like that the poster has two tag lines as if they couldn't decide which one to use so they just stacked them. Back then he used to come to my software store now and then in the evening when there were no other customers, to talk about his Mac. He'd dress like a History professor and look quite mild but I'd seen him act nutso in so many movies it was hard not to expect him to start ranting about something. Dick Trauma fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Jun 19, 2014 |
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Brain In A Jar posted:I fell asleep watching the opening scene of Expendables 2, and this was after spending way more time than I really should have trying to remember whether people running around in a pitch black castle was the finale of Expendables 1 or the Rambo reboot. If you thought Jim Carrey's Riddler was too grimdark and realistic a portrayal of a movie villain, you will love this terrible, terrible movie. Aside from the rocket launcher parkour scene. That is so bad it goes full circle and becomes great.
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The best Shuck Norris film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6Izzmh55Dc  Bored cats make the best fight to the death referees.
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dr_rat posted:The best Shuck Norris film: I was going to post this but I realized that it would involve inflicting the sight of Norris' horrific back hair on the forums.
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Considering Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan, and Sammo Hung, the best chance you had at becoming a martial arts superstar back in the day was apparently getting your rear end kicked by Bruce Lee.
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penismightier posted:Plus he made the shittiest garbage pile movies in all their primes. I loving DARE you people to watch Invasion U.S.A. again. You asshats need to stop hating on GolanGlobus.
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I can't think of one movie I liked of Chuck Norris as a kid. However, you just sorta liked him no matter what. Mainly because he was a famous "ninja" and that was all that mattered. I'll give Steven Segal some leeway because Above the Law, Under Siege, Hard to Kill and Out for Justice are loving awesome action flicks.
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I always liked Seagal for his out of proportion responses to guys trying to beat him up. He left no patella unshattered.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I always liked Seagal for his out of proportion responses to guys trying to beat him up. He left no patella unshattered. Back in the day we would watch one of his movies and try to predict the injuries. "K, I got dibs on backwards knee." "Ooh nice, I'm thinking something to do with the eyes." "Oh yeah, well I'm saying broken neck!" [others in unison] "Boooo, easy." "Cheap." "That's like a free space in Bingo, pick something else."
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Seagal always had a knack for putting people through plate glass windows.
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Now that I think about it, my broken neck joke is the same as Will Sasso's. But hey we both got it from the same place.
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Dick Trauma posted:James Woods wants to shoot you in the face!
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Thanks to Chuck Norris facts, which are like 8 years old by the way, there are tons of people who know about Chuck but dont know he's an actor or even that he isn't fictonal.
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FlamingLiberal posted:I made the mistake of seeing what James Woods posts on Twitter, and it's literally all anti-Obama talking points. Aw man! I wish you hadn't told me that. I always thought James Woods seemed like a cool guy.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Thanks to Chuck Norris facts, which are like 8 years old by the way, there are tons of people who know about Chuck but dont know he's an actor or even that he isn't fictonal. It's strangely fitting that Chuck Norris of all action stars would basically become the contemporary version of a tall-tale figure.
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Weren't Chuck Norris facts a spinoff of Vin Diesel facts SA did years ago (which were a spin off of Bill Brasky from SNL)?
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Vintersorg posted:Weren't Chuck Norris facts a spinoff of Vin Diesel facts SA did years ago (which were a spin off of Bill Brasky from SNL)? I thought Mr.T facts came before Vin?
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El Gallinero Gros posted:I thought Mr.T facts came before Vin? Mr. T just liked balls a lot
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Sheldrake posted:Just a reminder that Rhinestone comes from the director of Black Christmas, A Christmas Story, Murder by Decree, Porky's, Karate Dog, and both Baby Geniuses movies. For some reason I had to find out what that was. Now I'm pretty much speechless. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXYk3HBrqZE
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I always liked Seagal for his out of proportion responses to guys trying to beat him up. He left no patella unshattered. Searching for Seagal clips on youtube gave me this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X9RvuSuU_Y
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Party Boat posted:Searching for Seagal clips on youtube gave me this: Seagal is basically beyond parody. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Aw man! I wish you hadn't told me that. I always thought James Woods seemed like a cool guy. Back in the day he was. When people get old and forgotten they start getting stupid and loud.
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FlamingLiberal posted:I made the mistake of seeing what James Woods posts on Twitter, and it's literally all anti-Obama talking points. Has he ever criticized Obama for not having a vagina on his chest?
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...of SCIENCE! posted:Seagal is basically beyond parody. Is he literally just sitting there trying to think of a one liner to say to nobody?
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Party Boat posted:Searching for Seagal clips on youtube gave me this: Aaa and I'm back in high school watching stupid new grounds flash poo poo. EDIT: Wait these are seriously updated animations of the exact poo poo I saw over a decade ago. Why? The drop and split a dude in half is still funny, though. Happy Noodle Boy fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Jun 20, 2014 |
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Distorted Kiwi posted:So do most of these movies. Your point? I meant it in the sense of "you call that a dump?". Eat more fiber, son.
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Frostwerks posted:I meant it in the sense of "you call that a dump?". Some of us aren't as full as poo poo as others.
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Anyway, the get pack to posters, here's a couple from my lastest regular Friday B-Movie night. Not even half as bad as it's reputation, with some high-class Gold-blumming. Enjoyed by all.  Followed by a somewhat sub-par Pam Grier historical womens empowerment/gratuious titty flick. Endured by most. 
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