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cyberbug
Sep 30, 2004

The name is Carl Seltz...
insurance inspector.

Lazlow posted:

Old, but oh my loving god the reviews on this are hilarious.
The Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed for this is also amazing.



Lubricant?
Uranium Ore?
Unicorn Meat?
Schnitzel with Noodles flavoured candle???

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FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

cyberbug posted:

The Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed for this is also amazing.



Lubricant?
Uranium Ore?
Unicorn Meat?
Schnitzel with Noodles flavoured candle???

That's because all of the people that have seen that came from that worst things for sale blog that also links to all those other things.

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

FishBulb posted:

That's because all of the people that have seen that came from that worst things for sale blog that also links to all those other things.

And George Takei, who routinely reposts the content and praises particularly funny fake reviews, occasionally making a few himself, which leads tons of people to flood the reviews with their attempts at humor in the hopes of impressing the Internet's Gay Uncle George.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

And George Takei, who routinely reposts the content and praises particularly funny fake reviews, occasionally making a few himself, which leads tons of people to flood the reviews with their attempts at humor in the hopes of impressing the Internet's Gay Uncle George.

I dunno, some of those reviews are pretty hilarious. The navy seal thing was funny.

then again I have bad taste so v:v:v

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.
SPEAKING OF SEALS

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

FinalGamer posted:

SPEAKING OF SEALS



It's Fozzie Seal!

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


cyberbug posted:

The Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed for this is also amazing.



Lubricant?
Uranium Ore?
Unicorn Meat?
Schnitzel with Noodles flavoured candle???

And I'm sure each one is filled with monkey cheese random reviews.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Dick Trauma posted:

It's Fozzie Seal!

More like fuzzy seal :3:

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe


Ha that was a good one

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

cyberbug posted:

The Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed for this is also amazing.



Lubricant?
Uranium Ore?
Unicorn Meat?
Schnitzel with Noodles flavoured candle???

Unicorn meat is obviously from a Longmont Potion Castle call.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Chrpno posted:

Unicorn meat is obviously from a Longmont Potion Castle call.

Other people know LPC?

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Other people know LPC?

You're gonna know me when you're layin' on the sidewalk, pardner!

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

Chrpno posted:

Unicorn meat is obviously from a Longmont Potion Castle call.

Well, thanks for introducing me to this.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless






Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Those safety videos are great, we used to make similar videos back in the days before youtube, corny as gently caress.

For years though I have been trying to track down a series of short safety vids featuring a middle aged, thin bearded Canadian and most of the time he is screwing about with a canoe or trailer. Always made me crack up but I never did find out what they were called :(

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

You don't mean The Red Green Show do you? :v:


Also, he's not Canadian, and he doesn't have a beard, but I can't not plug Trip Fisk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RpbaUU7NI

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Humphreys posted:

Those safety videos are great, we used to make similar videos back in the days before youtube, corny as gently caress.

For years though I have been trying to track down a series of short safety vids featuring a middle aged, thin bearded Canadian and most of the time he is screwing about with a canoe or trailer. Always made me crack up but I never did find out what they were called :(

Red Green? If so, the whole run of the show is on youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7Q06csDc7U

Maytag
Nov 4, 2006

it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.

areyoucontagious posted:

then again I have bad taste so v:v:v

Maybe you guys could start a thread where you make boring comments about funny pics in this thread and then we don't need to see your useless comments and could just look at funny pics. PYF dumb boring stories about the pics in the PYF Funny Pics thread.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Maytag posted:

boring comments

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



The safety video stuff is making me think of


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChOHnSL7ZCg

Penny Paper
Dec 31, 2012

Maytag posted:

Maybe you guys could start a thread where you make boring comments about funny pics in this thread and then we don't need to see your useless comments and could just look at funny pics. PYF dumb boring stories about the pics in the PYF Funny Pics thread.



Very nice, but I've seen better in adult novelty store bachelorette party cups. And those novelty ice cube trays where you can make your own ice penises (penii?)

Anyway, content time: Who doesn't love The Simpsons (seasons 3-9, because 1 and 2 were slow and crappily animated and any episode from ten to now is an abortion, which is awful to say, because that's an insult to all undead fetuses out there, whether they died from abortion or miscarriage)? Well, in China, they use the characters in these signs:





My favorite is the Homer/Krusty the Clown-looking cop holding a pantsless Bart as he's tweaking out.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Kheldarn posted:

The safety video stuff is making me think of


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChOHnSL7ZCg



Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

GET OUT BART, I'M PISS!

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





Classics! http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/fake-criterion-cases/1/





Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


PittTheElder posted:

You don't mean The Red Green Show do you? :v:


It might be, and thanks to the other poster for showing a link. I only remember seeing little short vids, not full episodes though.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race


That's one big cock.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Kheldarn posted:

The safety video stuff is making me think of


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChOHnSL7ZCg



This poo poo was my jam back in 2001. All downloaded as a .mov file

I'm still on the internet and it's been fifteen years, what the gently caress have I been doing with my life

Moon Potato
May 12, 2003

kelvron posted:

That's one big cock.

I'll counter that with a big pussy.

Edit: Oh goddamnit.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Moon Potato has a new favorite as of 17:51 on Jun 20, 2014

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Moon Potato posted:

I'll counter that with a big pussy.



quoting to see if this fixes the broken rear end attachment.

e: nope, you should use imgur.

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

RFC2324 posted:


Moon Potato posted:

I'll counter that with a big pussy.



quoting to see if this fixes the broken rear end attachment.

e: nope, you should use imgur.

Is it working now?

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Maytag posted:

Maybe you guys could start a thread where you make boring comments about funny pics in this thread and then we don't need to see your useless comments and could just look at funny pics. PYF dumb boring stories about the pics in the PYF Funny Pics thread.

Maytag posted:

Shut up about anime.

Maytag posted:

Shuuuuuut uuuuup goooooooons

Maytag posted:

It's the loving pinnacle stop trying to turn everything into das ubermeme unless you can wordlessly contribute.

Maytag posted:

Look next time we'll invite FunnyPicForumPoster instead.

Maytag posted:

I get why people derail. I don't get why they post such fantastically boring poo poo as this. Also I read this in the cliche Native American voice.

Maytag posted:

I think it's the discuss ramen and stupid cartoons thread

Maytag posted:

Shut up and post pictures.

Maytag posted:

Please shut up. Goons, please shut up. Goons.

Maytag posted:

Holy poo poo funny pictures thread. LEGO prices. Extended chat about balls. Stupid puns.

Maytag posted:

Shut up dorks you talk too loving much and you're boring as poo poo.

Maytag posted:

How about who cares shut up post pics.

Maytag posted:

These loving gas pump stories are awesome! Gas gas gas pump gas pump gas pump pump I live in New Jersey gas pump gas gas gas gas gas

Maytag posted:

Why do you people need a full novel's explanation and six pages of discussion, choking the humor out of every living thing?

Maytag posted:

Can anybody combine topics with a story about their stupid mother having purchasing issues?

Maytag posted:

Holy poo poo I am so glad to have read this thank you for this engaging post.

Maytag posted:

I just want to look at funny pictures.

Maytag posted:

God I hope we do the same thing every single time forever.

Maytag posted:

People post stupid opinions and lovely discussions in a funny pic thread. Your speculation is dumb and boring.

Guys I think Maytag really likes it when we talk in these threads. I dunno. Maybe he should bitch for another year so we know for sure. But in the meantime let's just try to make him happy and keep posting all that text that he really likes to read.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

I'm thinking that he is trying to turn bitching about ~words~ into a new meme

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RFC2324 posted:

I'm thinking that he is trying to turn bitching about ~words~ into a new meme

i think he just a bitch

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

same difference

Maytag
Nov 4, 2006

it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug
Idiots on FB? Funny pics? Creepy photos? gently caress it, I'll put it here.

Worth a click, but a little NSFW.

http://i.imgur.com/NzJ8JTm.png

Not what I was expecting to see on my feed on a Friday afternoon.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Teach posted:

Worth a click, but a little NSFW.

http://i.imgur.com/NzJ8JTm.png

Related, more clothing but generally :nws: http://imgur.com/adl2Hh7.jpg

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Teach posted:

Idiots on FB? Funny pics? Creepy photos? gently caress it, I'll put it here.

Worth a click, but a little NSFW.

http://i.imgur.com/NzJ8JTm.png

Not what I was expecting to see on my feed on a Friday afternoon.

Isn't that what actors wear during sex scenes?

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

LoonShia posted:

Isn't that what actors wear during sex scenes?

I'm pretty sure they wear some type of skin-coloured patches.

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