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MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

slidebite posted:

I had no idea that was even a thing in Japan. What's the justification? Crazy N.K.?

Three things; 1) Crazy NK/China/SK (basically behind the thin smiles everyone hates each other) 2) Japan is still butthurt that they weren't allowed to buy Raptors and 3) It's a huge and expensive make-work project that allows them to keep a major industry alive while also allowing them to crow about their technological prowess.

VVV Well obviously

MrChips fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Jun 19, 2014

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Also 4) Godzilla attacks

(Stealth optional)

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

Is it just me (and the blur), or does the nose on that thing look quite blunt?

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

LostCosmonaut posted:

Is it just me (and the blur), or does the nose on that thing look quite blunt?

At first glance I thought "oh god, are they actually doing a centerline/nose intake ala old Mig21 or F-100 but looking closer it kinda looks like, in all that fuzziness, the nose cone is detached, sitting on a blue stand just in front of the rest of the airframe.

Barnsy
Jul 22, 2013

Duke Chin posted:

At first glance I thought "oh god, are they actually doing a centerline/nose intake ala old Mig21 or F-100 but looking closer it kinda looks like, in all that fuzziness, the nose cone is detached, sitting on a blue stand just in front of the rest of the airframe.

Yeah, that black bit at the front looks like an exposed radar array.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Psion posted:

uh folded into the fuselage, it's OBVIOUSLY not in gerwalk mode geez :rolleyes:

On a whim I decided to throw that into google and, it turns out, it actually stands for something:

Ground Effective Reinforcement of Winged Armament with Locomotive Knee-Joint


And I only thought it was a made-up Robotech word.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Terrible Robot posted:

I, too, am sad that I cannot fly that plane-shaped fuzzy blob.

they should call the project Have Blur

Japanese so Have Bokeh might work better

Gorilla Salad posted:

On a whim I decided to throw that into google and, it turns out, it actually stands for something:

Ground Effective Reinforcement of Winged Armament with Locomotive Knee-Joint


And I only thought it was a made-up Robotech word.

uhhhhh

Zhanism
Apr 1, 2005
Death by Zhanism. So Judged.

Delivery McGee posted:


To get back to airplanes, the Packard Merlins were never quite as good as the Rolls-Royce original, for the same reasons.


Everything I've read on the Packard Merlins said that Packard did a great job in turning the Merlin into a true mass production engine with no loss in reliability (after the bugs were worked out of the initial setup and testing) and that they actually made some improvements. Was everything a lie!?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Anime is stupid and creepy but I will always have a place in my heart for the aeroplane porn that was watching Robotech as a kid in the 80s :colbert:

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.
So, Japan has way more plutonium than they claimed and is working on stealth fighters? Hmmm....

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

EightBit posted:

So, Japan has way more plutonium than they claimed and is working on stealth fighters? Hmmm....

Clancy's dead, dude.

Or... Is he?

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

He may be dead, but his dream of straw man villains lives on...

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Barnsy
Jul 22, 2013

I'd be playing catch down the aisle with the flight attendant or something.

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014


This honestly sounds like the best plane ride ever, I'd just spend the whole thing chatting with the crew because it'd be neat to get their perspective on things

A Melted Tarp
Nov 12, 2013

At the date

That owns.

KodiakRS
Jul 11, 2012

:stonk:

Hadlock posted:

Did American change their livery due to Boeing not being able to offer the 787 in "polished aluminum" in part because it has a composite fuselage?

They changed it because they wanted to "rebrand" during bankruptcy. Back when they had the a300 they were fully painted for a while as Airbus was worried about corrosion of the bare aluminum. They could have just painted the 787 as well.

A Melted Tarp
Nov 12, 2013

At the date

KodiakRS posted:

They changed it because they wanted to "rebrand" during bankruptcy. Back when they had the a300 they were fully painted for a while as Airbus was worried about corrosion of the bare aluminum. They could have just painted the 787 as well.

Nothing says "fiscal responsibility" like spending untold millions changing your logo and paint scheme on everything in a rebranding effort during bankruptcy. Legacy carriers have the financial sense of a junky.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

A Melted Tarp posted:

Nothing says "fiscal responsibility" like spending untold millions changing your logo and paint scheme on everything in a rebranding effort during bankruptcy. Legacy carriers have the financial sense of a junky.

That makes sense if you believe the cause of your bankruptcy is because people hate your airline or believe you're outdated or something.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

A Melted Tarp posted:

Nothing says "fiscal responsibility" like spending untold millions changing your logo and paint scheme on everything in a rebranding effort during bankruptcy. Legacy carriers have the financial sense of a junky.

Brand is everything to the airlines. After they have an accident, what's the first thing they do after the flames are extinguished and the passengers are hosed out? Paint over their titles.

ctishman
Apr 26, 2005

Oh Giraffe you're havin' a laugh!
There was a post a few months back about the old Federal Airways system, with the lighted beacons and the big concrete arrows on the ground, but I found out today that Nineteen of the beacons are still in active operation. Not run by the federal government anymore of course, but really cool to see the aviation equivalent of the friggin' signal fires of Gondor still going strong in the 21st century.

ctishman fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Jun 20, 2014

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Living the dream.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Is that an Embraer 145? I recall the funky asymmetric ceiling from the one I flew on, it was 2+1 too.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Yeah, likely a Delta Connection flight. IThe image is at least a year old, I remember seeing it before.

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

I love 2+1's. You can get the advantages of a window and an aisle at the same time.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Yeah I really enjoyed it too! Nice little plane. It was an American Eagle flight from Huntsville to DFW.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Minto Took posted:

I love 2+1's. You can get the advantages of a window and an aisle at the same time.

Advantages of legroom, with the fuselage curving in and invading your space, not so much. And without overhead storage to speak of, that's where your carryon is going. Also you can see how worn out and paddingless the seats always are in that pic. Those are spiteful little planes.

MrChips posted:

Brand is everything to the airlines. After they have an accident, what's the first thing they do after the flames are extinguished and the passengers are hosed out? Paint over their titles.

Maybe, but with everyone buying their tickets on Expedia these days I can't see how the graphics on the planes themselves have one bit of effect there. You'd have to dump the brand name entirely for it to matter.

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005

Snowdens Secret posted:

Maybe, but with everyone buying their tickets on Expedia these days I can't see how the graphics on the planes themselves have one bit of effect there. You'd have to dump the brand name entirely for it to matter.

Airlines still think their brands are a big deal for some reason, despite the fact that 90% of the travelling public just uses whichever airline is cheapest.

Alaska was planning to completely rebrand themselves until recently (despite the fact their logo has been in use for 40 years), but since they're focusing a lot of effort on a pissing contest with Delta over Seattle, they've put it on the back burner for now.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


azflyboy posted:

Airlines still think their brands are a big deal for some reason, despite the fact that 90% of the travelling public just uses whichever airline is cheapest.

Alaska was planning to completely rebrand themselves until recently (despite the fact their logo has been in use for 40 years), but since they're focusing a lot of effort on a pissing contest with Delta over Seattle, they've put it on the back burner for now.

It's the 10% that don't who pay as much as the rest of the 90% combined that branding matters to. That's why it's important to airlines, especially the legacy carriers with their intercontinental/transoceanic first and business classes.

ming-the-mazdaless
Nov 30, 2005

Whore funded horsepower

Luneshot posted:

This honestly sounds like the best plane ride ever, I'd just spend the whole thing chatting with the crew because it'd be neat to get their perspective on things

I've gotten one of these before. Nairobi to Johannesburg. 2 passengers only on a 737-800.
That became a smoking flight.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ming-the-mazdaless posted:

I've gotten one of these before. Nairobi to Johannesburg. 2 passengers only on a 737-800.
That became a smoking flight.

I got on a Dash-80 with like 4-6 people one time. It was so early in the morning though that everyone just took a nap. It was like riding in first class, get a coffee before takeoff, I'm done with this paper do you want it...etc.

I think it was a 5 am from PIT to MDT.

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

I've had a few flights like this, and it is indeed Awesome

Barnsy posted:

I'd be playing catch down the aisle with the flight attendant or something.

Too many ways to damage IFE gear.
Bowling is safer (if you can find perfectly round oranges) :)

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

azflyboy posted:

Airlines still think their brands are a big deal for some reason, despite the fact that 90% of the travelling public just uses whichever airline is cheapest.

You think?

I'd agree with that for the traveling public that only flies once. But people who fly repeatedly do establish some brand preference. Like, I enjoy flying Southwest, and I'd rather pound nails through my own dick than ever get on a USAir flight.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Had a flight where like 20 passengers ended up sharing a 767. Felt like there were more flight attendants than passengers.

SyHopeful
Jun 24, 2007
May an IDF soldier mistakenly gun down my own parents and face no repercussions i'd totally be cool with it cuz accidents are unavoidable in a low-intensity conflict, man

ctishman posted:

There was a post a few months back about the old Federal Airways system, with the lighted beacons and the big concrete arrows on the ground, but I found out today that Nineteen of the beacons are still in active operation. Not run by the federal government anymore of course, but really cool to see the aviation equivalent of the friggin' signal fires of Gondor still going strong in the 21st century.

Got a link that actually provides pictures and/or video of these things?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

SyHopeful posted:

Got a link that actually provides pictures and/or video of these things?

http://sometimes-interesting.com/2013/12/04/concrete-arrows-and-the-u-s-airmail-beacon-system/

http://www.cibolahistory.org/aviation-heritage-museum.html

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbtX8WQrsx0
An hour on them from the MT Historic Preservation Office

joat mon fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Jun 20, 2014

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry


Phanatic posted:

You think?

I'd agree with that for the traveling public that only flies once. But people who fly repeatedly do establish some brand preference. Like, I enjoy flying Southwest, and I'd rather pound nails through my own dick than ever get on a USAir flight.

Rebranding isn't going to fix that, at least if you keep the name. Do people really think of a font and a logo when the name American comes up, or do they think about that one time they hosed a flight attendant on an empty flight? Customer Experience matters much more than a logo.

Hell, half the time the passengers never even see the outside of the plane! Does it matter what color it's painted?! (I will admit that i get giddy on the Salmon Thirty Salmon(s) or the Disneyland planes)

The only successful rebranding I can actually think of is ValuJet. And again, it was 100% because they changed their name.

Delta would have to do an awful lot of rebranding and dick sucking to ever get me back on one of their planes. I'd be open to trying United, though, because of the one time I had an empty flight when they were bankrupt in 2003.

luminalflux
May 27, 2005



For me all US domestic carriers are equally terrible and my only loyalty is to my frequent flyer card. Just switched from StarAlliance (SAS) to Skyteam (KLM) for my transatlantics. Flew Delta for the first time yesterday and it felt just like United - old planes, uninterested flight attendants and you have to change planes in some hellhole.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

This is so cool. I love finding out about stuff like this that I never had any idea about, it's so cool to read. Thanks for the links. :toot:

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Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Phanatic posted:

I'd agree with that for the traveling public that only flies once. But people who fly repeatedly do establish some brand preference. Like, I enjoy flying Southwest, and I'd rather pound nails through my own dick than ever get on a USAir flight.

Those are sort of bad examples because Southwest actually does business rather distinctly from all the other major domestic carriers, and I'm going to bet it's those differences and not the extra orange in the livery that make you prefer them. I'm also going to bet that if they announced tomorrow that they were changing their name to Air Dingleberry but keeping the same no-fee luggage check, boarding procedures, routes etc that they'd see only a very temporary blip in sales.

On the other hand US Air / American / Continental / Delta are so indistinguishably lovely that I can't even remember which are actually independent existing lines any more. As a non-frequent flyer I wonder if frequent flyer miles and specific repeatedly-run routes lock people into specific lines more than actual brand preference.

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