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TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

Perigryn posted:

I dunno, there is the LA Beast...

God help me, I like LA Beast. He seems like he knows what an idiot he is, which I find endearing.

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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Thauros posted:



Also from the same show:



Steen's chunking up again. Man, and he lost all that weight for his WWE tryout, too...

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Timby posted:

Steen's chunking up again. Man, and he lost all that weight for his WWE tryout, too...

Oh he was waaaay fatter than that.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Yeah he looked pregnant in 2012

ironcladfolly
May 22, 2007

Devil's Favorite Doggie


Dean Ambrose’s ring attire has become progressively sleazier, so I illustrated a predictive evolution of the changes. At this rate, he’ll take up Hunico’s mantle by next year, eventually becoming Sin Cara Escudo.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


ah yea

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
So we get Cholo Ambrose in 7 months, then?

LightsGameraAction
Sep 4, 2006

MiketheGreat posted:



Dean Ambrose’s ring attire has become progressively sleazier, so I illustrated a predictive evolution of the changes. At this rate, he’ll take up Hunico’s mantle by next year, eventually becoming Sin Cara Escudo.

That would involve Dean spending money on ring gear and if anything he's spent less with every incarnation. It's way more likely that pretty soon he's just gonna resort to stealing Cena's merch from kids and wearing that.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
Eventually he will wander down to the ring in baggy boxers and one dirty sock, with an open Bud Lite Lime in one hand.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
One day Dean's music will hit and Sandman will come down through the crowd.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Shoehead posted:

One day Dean's music will hit and Sandman will come down through the crowd.

You know how every wrestler of the past 30 years was inspired by Snuka diving off the cage?

Dean was inspired by Sandman dropping some beer in his mouth.

Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008

i miss dean with the us title if only because dickbelt is the best attire.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Kifisonfire posted:

i miss dean with the us title if only because dickbelt is the best attire.

Dolph's buttbelt was pretty good but I don't see him getting another title that's not of the Internet variety for a loooong time.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

Kifisonfire posted:

i miss dean with the us title if only because dickbelt is the best attire.

That's why MNM were the best tag team champs.




Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
All we need now is moufbelt.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Perigryn posted:

All we need now is moufbelt.

Ahem. Fridgebelt owned. :colbert:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

LightsGameraAction posted:

That would involve Dean spending money on ring gear and if anything he's spent less with every incarnation.

I'm pretty sure he actually stole those tights from Kane.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I always liked Bubba Dudley's neckbelt.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

From the NXT Performance center, guy seaming is Simon Gotch whose gimmick is that he's a 1910s strongman.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

achillesforever6 posted:


From the NXT Performance center, guy seaming is Simon Gotch whose gimmick is that he's a 1910s strongman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzs6Kb573uU
Masterful grappling

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Gotch debuts in ring tonight on NXT.

He is pretty special.

Big Slick
Jul 27, 2004
Dreamed I Killed God...
And now my new desktop background

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

That's a great team name

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority
Old time strongmen/bodybuilders were the poo poo and so is this gimmick.

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
Without handlebar mustaches, this gimmick is a waste.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Shine posted:

Old time strongmen/bodybuilders were the poo poo and so is this gimmick.

theacox posted:

Without handlebar mustaches, this gimmick is a waste.

This, then this. I have never done a complete 180 on a gimmick so quickly in my life.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

theacox posted:

Without handlebar mustaches, this gimmick is a waste.

Simon Gotch has one, it's just small. Give 'im time.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

fatherdog posted:

He has one, it's just small. Give 'im time.

Mike Quackenbush has heard this sentence in his life more times than he can count.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Bard Maddox posted:

Mike Quackenbush has heard this sentence in his life more times than he can count.



You are spectacular.

Is that gimmick permanent?

Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.
They've changed his profile on the website, and he's referred to as Stardust for live events, so I guess so.

ironcladfolly
May 22, 2007

Devil's Favorite Doggie
The Vaudevillains are pretty much the greatest tag team since Goldust and Stardust

evale
Dec 20, 2009

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
STEVE....what BAR is Stardust?

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Very slight Smackdown spoilers.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


My wife just LOVES Bo. She printed out one of those Botiviational posters for her office.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
:allears:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Is someone waving their passport at him?

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Is someone waving their passport at him?
They're not from here. Look at their craaaaaaaazy passport.

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I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Perigryn posted:

They're not from here. Look at their craaaaaaaazy passport.

Their customs are strange and unfamiliar!

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