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OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
Just aim for the Rascal battery. Nature will take care of the rest.

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WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Dirt5o8 posted:

I...I don't think I would be able to gun down old people with a 25mm chaingun.

Ah, you're a man who enjoys the personal touch. Machete or Bowie knife?

flatpack flapjack
Aug 13, 2006

Satan destroys you // but Jesus puts you in a bowl and smokes you
Jesus Christ you guys, this poo poo got dark fast.


Liberals Wage War on the Redskins

quote:

To: upchuck
I guess the Blackfoot tribe is going to have to change their name. They really have their colors mixed up.

Is “red”, as a name for a color, inherently more evil than the word “white” as a name for a color? Is the red rose ugly when compared to the white rose? Are red blood cells uglier than white blood cells? This is just another case of the Democrats trying to rile up their base before an election.
Professional football players are some of the richest, most physically fit people in the country. They are also some of the most admired people. If people were calling human waste “redskins”, then I could see the outrage. But professional football players? That’s much ado about nothing.


10 posted on 6/20/2014 10:25:15 PM by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")

I don't even know if this is argument in bad faith, or if this freeper doesn't understand that context is a thing. :smith:

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Stultus Maximus posted:

I'm still looking for the contrast.

We drink because of what they are, they drink because of what they think we are

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

mrtillo posted:

I don't even know if this is argument in bad faith, or if this freeper doesn't understand that context is a thing. :smith:

Most if not all of the racist arguments you'll hear from freep come from a fundamental unwillingness to acknowledge context

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

DarklyDreaming posted:

Most if not all of the racist arguments you'll hear from freep come from a fundamental unwillingness to acknowledge context

Not to mention a desire for the world to go back to the days when black people could be called niggers without fear of reprisal or condemnation and women knew their place was in the kitchen, where they'll be barefoot and pregnant. As for uneducated urban ferals voting, let alone there being a somewhat swarthy president with an athletic, physically fit wife? Perish the thought!


Of course, when the Freepers froth at the mouth and go into scream fits about Michelle Obama being a big fat fatty fat fat fatty fat fat fat Wookie bitch while simultaneously being far too athletic proving that Barack Obama is a flaaaaaaming fag who wants to be plugged up with all the cocks in all the holes while practically drowning in semen 24/7, it's a pretty obvious sign that they also have a fundamental unwillingness to acknowledge reality too.

Just, look at her, the flat slag.

edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 07:07 on Jun 21, 2014

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

mrtillo posted:

Jesus Christ you guys, this poo poo got dark fast.


Liberals Wage War on the Redskins


I don't even know if this is argument in bad faith, or if this freeper doesn't understand that context is a thing. :smith:

You know who the real racists are right?

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

What's wrong with the word "friend of the family" anyway? It's just the alveolar nasal sound, followed by a voiced velar stop, and an alveolar approximate trill, separated by unrounded front vowels. How can these consonants and vowels be offensive here, but not in other places? Must we purge n's, g's, and r's from the language? Hmmm? Answer me that, liberals.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
Well see when I use that word I mean only a certain kind of people. You know the type...

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Vagabundo posted:

Not to mention a desire for the world to go back to the days when black people could be called niggers without fear of reprisal or condemnation and women knew their place was in the kitchen, where they'll be barefoot and pregnant. As for uneducated urban ferals voting, let alone there being a somewhat swarthy president with an athletic, physically fit wife? Perish the thought!


Of course, when the Freepers froth at the mouth and go into scream fits about Michelle Obama being a big fat fatty fat fat fatty fat fat fat Wookie bitch while simultaneously being far too athletic proving that Barack Obama is a flaaaaaaming fag who wants to be plugged up with all the cocks in all the holes while practically drowning in semen 24/7, it's a pretty obvious sign that they also have a fundamental unwillingness to acknowledge reality too.

Just, look at her, the flat slag.


Look at that Queen of the Seacows. Gross! Those arms aren't lady like at all!

Honestly she could probably deadlift a small car.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

ReidRansom posted:

quote:

To: jsanders2001
Nothing a little landmine won’t fix...: )
A bit difficult for most of us to obtain, though. But Molotovs enough to roast the contents of the vehicles are pretty simple.

23 posted on 6/20/2014 2:07:21 PM by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)

Man this guy is really eager to kill people.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Of course he is, the revolution is ready to happen any day now. Aaaaany day now.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

Vagabundo posted:

Of course he is, the revolution is ready to happen any day now. Aaaaany day now.

And when it begins, he's going to one man the revolution like he's Rambo. I mean, if he's a True Conservative, it stands to reason only liberals/communists/nazis would fight against him, and everyone knows they can't shoot. Yessire, all we gotta do is remind the USMC that a black man is president, and they'll all join up with the Revolution.

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

DrProsek posted:

And when it begins, he's going to one man the revolution like he's Rambo. I mean, if he's a True Conservative, it stands to reason only liberals/communists/nazis would fight against him, and everyone knows they can't shoot. Yessire, all we gotta do is remind the USMC that a black man is president, and they'll all join up with the Revolution.

Yes, because Twu Conservatives are the only ones manly enough to take up arms and strike back against their effete, cowardly liberal oppressors. And when he does it, you'll know it was a liberal false flag, because only liberals love death and violence.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Sharkie posted:

Yes, because Twu Conservatives are the only ones manly enough to take up arms and strike back against their effete, cowardly liberal oppressors. And when he does it, you'll know it was a liberal false flag, because only liberals love death and violence.

And also because he'd be cornered in a Wal-mart and commit suicide like last time. Conservatism cannot fail, it can only be failed.

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all

DemeaninDemon posted:

drat shits about to go down in Texas.

That isn't going to end the way they think its going to end.

Laredo is something like 95% Hispanic and there's been no tolerance for this kind of poo poo ever since a border militia targeted a Hispanic family's house, shot everyone inside, including an 8 year old girl, and tried to rob the place.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Well, isn't that how the Texas Rangers started out?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

MariusLecter posted:

Well, isn't that how the Texas Rangers started out?

The Rangers hate these guys too.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
Are there actually militia group already down there, of is this just an email making the rounds? I can't find any articles about it.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
The robbery/murder thing mentioned earlier was awhile ago and was tied to the "Minuteman" movement which has since fizzled out because it was a dumb idea and full of blowhards who hate everyone and therefore were doomed to infighting and stupidity. There are militias supposedly heading to the border to meet this so-called surge of people trying to cross the border and do what? Shoot them? Lord only knows. None of the types of people who do this crazy sort of thing are terribly good at the thinking it through part of the plan.

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/06/20/Texas-Border-Surge-Militia-Groups-Responding

edit:

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/politics/2012/05/29/arizona-militias-gain-momentum-after-citizen-border-group-bill-is-defeated/

Haha... there's a Latino flavor of Fox. That's gotta be just awful



This was the minuteman guy who killed all those people, including a child

Edit edit:

Oh no, I'm getting my crazy militia vigilantes mixed up! These are the murders I think were originally being referred to

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Raul_and_Brisenia_Flores

Man, it's hard to keep these people straight. So many child murders!

Scratch Monkey fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Jun 21, 2014

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
A right wing blowhard group full of assholes succumbed to infighting? Well I never.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
FALSE FLAG ALERT: Craigslist Ad Asking for CRISIS ACTORS in Houston For JULY 4th

Clever, very clever. :tinfoil:

quote:

To: Silentgypsy; All

easy victims, for "a Armed revolt in Houston, TX" scenario
Government declares "crackdown on opposition groups",
Martial Law declared in RED States only
(voter fraud shall continue in Blue States.)

5 posted on 6/21/2014, 7:34:52 AM by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a weapon..0'Bathhouse/"Rustler" Reid? d8-)

quote:

To: Silentgypsy

Should sign up to gains some intel.

8 posted on 6/21/2014, 7:38:03 AM by sgtyork (Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy)

quote:

To: Silentgypsy

What do I think?
I think, I would put nothing past this government.
It is as corrupt as any on earth and worse than most.
All three branches have been corrupted by their quest for power and money. Add in a compliant media and I see things getting worse over the next few years.

10 posted on 6/21/2014, 7:39:15 AM by Tupelo (I feel more like Philip Nolan every day)

quote:

To: Silentgypsy

this is wrong on the government’s part

they should practice these exercises on military bases not in real towns

idiots

11 posted on 6/21/2014, 7:39:18 AM by yldstrk ( My heroes have always been cowboys)

quote:

To: Bob

I can see why. Wouldn’t want terrorists knowing the response capabilities and plans of the first responders to exploit weaknesses.

12 posted on 6/21/2014, 7:40:09 AM by Fuzz

We got a Lazamataz sighting!

quote:

To: Silentgypsy

Well, it worked in Sandy Hook. Why not here?

24 posted on 6/21/2014, 7:51:22 AM by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)

quote:

To: Silentgypsy

I think they got caught using the same peeps for Sandy Hook and Boston, and learned their lesson.

Now there are just gonna be more witnesses, but they have plans for them too.

35 posted on 6/21/2014, 8:26:18 AM by rawcatslyentist (Jeremiah 50:32 "The arrogant one will stumble and fall ; / ?)

E: vvv http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3170441/posts

quote:

To: Up Yours Marxists



3 posted on 6/20/2014, 8:47:55 PM by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)

Jagged Jim fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Jun 21, 2014

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Obama says he will save the bees.

http://dailydigestnews.com/2014/06/president-obama-initiates-a-pollinator-health-task-force/

Get ready to start hearing about FReepers taking baseball bats to bee hives.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Darkman Fanpage posted:

Obama says he will save the bees.

http://dailydigestnews.com/2014/06/president-obama-initiates-a-pollinator-health-task-force/

Get ready to start hearing about FReepers taking baseball bats to bee hives.
That is a plan I can get behind (nutbags taking baseball bats to hives).

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

quote:

To: Silentgypsy; All

easy victims, for "a Armed revolt in Houston, TX" scenario
Government declares "crackdown on opposition groups",
Martial Law declared in RED States only
(voter fraud shall continue in Blue States.)

5 posted on 6/21/2014, 7:34:52 AM by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a weapon..0'Bathhouse/"Rustler" Reid? d8-)

Oh it all makes sense now. Every blue state is rigged that way, so just declare martial law in the red states (instead of manipulating those too). Genius.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
What about swing states? What happens there?

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

nucleicmaxid posted:

What about swing states? What happens there?

Koch-backed organizations just lights giant piles cash on fire.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
It will be hilarious when they try to shut down the Laredo crossing.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Darkman Fanpage posted:

Obama says he will save the bees.

http://dailydigestnews.com/2014/06/president-obama-initiates-a-pollinator-health-task-force/

Get ready to start hearing about FReepers taking baseball bats to bee hives.

http://dailydigestnews.com/2014/06/scientists-to-create-zombie-passenger-pigeon/

They're also trying to create zombie carrier pigeons. :zombie:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
X-Post from the pictures thread



I don't agree with the sentiment, but I do imagine that this is how most Freepers see the world: inimical and directed at them.

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

Scratch Monkey posted:

X-Post from the pictures thread



I don't agree with the sentiment, but I do imagine that this is how most Freepers see the world: inimical and directed at them.

I think the sentiment of this photo is actually to precisely point out the paranoia these individuals feel. I don't think it's a pro freeper, pro gun ownership image..

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

Scratch Monkey posted:

X-Post from the pictures thread



I don't agree with the sentiment, but I do imagine that this is how most Freepers see the world: inimical and directed at them.
I will never not laugh at the little abducted man shooting his rifle at the UFO.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

is there a list of militia violence happening with supposed mexican immigrants? I'd imagine most militia would just assume all mexican looking people are illegal

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Jun 22, 2014

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003


Of course it makes perfect sense that if the government is staging a secret plot, they're going to use the 10th most visited site in the entire country to publicly recruit for it.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

World Famous Whore posted:

I will never not laugh at the little abducted man shooting his rifle at the UFO.

The alien's dick-n-balls probe is the best.

This is actually my favorite Kreider freep depiction though

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

VitalSigns posted:

The alien's dick-n-balls probe is the best.

This is actually my favorite Kreider freep depiction though


Kreider was a prophet of our time.



Panel 3 is straight up Freep.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I always enjoy a good Kreider-thon

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

pillsburysoldier posted:

is there a list of militia violence happening with supposed mexican immigrants? I'd imagine most militia would just assume all mexican looking people are illegal

Probably on par with other areas involving racial profiling.

Merica
Jan 28, 2009
I know it was a couple pages ago but just caught up.

Freepers: fat doesn't make you fat.

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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Well technically fat doesn't make you fat as long as you use the calories in it. However it's a calorie-laden substance that our bodies are wired up to loving love from all those millions of years we spent not having elaborate systems to make sure we have food every day and that evolution is at odds with the sedentary lifestyle we made possible.

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