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Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



EvanTH posted:

is it mathematically possible for ghana and the US to make it out of group together


because if it is I'll start rooting for that

Mathematically speaking *channels carrier* yes.

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

can some terrible posters post about the usmnt in every thread

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Vintersorg posted:

what the gently caress is with Mullers socks!? lmao
Commentator says it's cuz of the heat

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Machinegunboyo posted:

ozil is looking horny, im loving it

He's feelin' randy.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Pissflaps posted:

Were Iran robbed?

they were valiant in defeat but unfortunately no

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax

vyelkin posted:

Let me share some unique Barcelona soccer experience with you, in this very thread, because you are missing the subtlety. Instead of following the ball, follow the off ball movement. Look for triangles to appear, dissolve and then reappear right before your eyes. Watch as player's heads swivel to find the man making the run for the second pass, not the first. Watch the tight control and decision making. Don't appreciate the pass that was made, appreciate the pass that wasn't because it was more difficult and less likely to be successful.

Watch the instant pressure applied once the ball is lost. Appreciate the monumental patience and discipline required to maintain possession without making foolish passes for long stretches. Realize that they are making things that are incredibly difficult to do both physically and tactically look so easy that it becomes boring.

Or you can just say lol Barcelona matches are boring and hate them.

thank you, i enjoyed this

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Healbot posted:

I think Hoewedes might not stay on the pitch for long.

I like how the German commentator went "Höwedes, from center back #5 to starting XI as left full back!" as if that was a sign of Höwedes' quality and not Löw's poo poo tactics.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


how is this the same team that beat Portugal 4 - 0

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Götze shoots with the strength of a child that he is.

Lazlow
Nov 30, 2004

loving auto correct, that should've been "hooooooooo lahm" :shobon:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Pissflaps posted:

Were Iran robbed?

they were sanctioned of points that were rightfully there

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

mynameisjohn posted:

can some terrible posters post about the usmnt in every thread

ok

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Machinegunboyo posted:

ozil is looking horny, im loving it

mmm nice

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Sandwolf posted:

how is this the same team that beat Portugal 4 - 0

Portugal are shite mate.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

mynameisjohn posted:

can some terrible posters post about the usmnt in every thread

in fact they can, unfortunately

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Vegetable posted:

Commentator says it's cuz of the heat

its cuz of muller

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Pissflaps posted:

Were Iran robbed?

Shoulda been a draw imo.

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

Sandwolf posted:

how is this the same team that beat Portugal 4 - 0

11 v 10 and germany's typical 2nd game letdown

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

mynameisjohn posted:

can some terrible posters post about the usmnt in every thread

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

rsjr posted:

can a usmnt fan good with statistics tell me what happens if ghana wins re: us chance of advancing

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Bavarian chicks?

treizebee
Dec 30, 2011

Stage 3 oil injection

Sandwolf posted:

how is this the same team that beat Portugal 4 - 0

They were playing Portugal, I think.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Mmmm German maids.

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

Funky Koval posted:

Portugal are shite mate.

Pepe is shite.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




game needs more shots of cute girls in dirndls like that one

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


that one girl looked like a dude

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.


sick

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Pissflaps posted:

Were Iran robbed?

They were

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Sandwolf posted:

that one girl looked like a dude

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Pissflaps posted:

Were Iran robbed?

Watch the replay and judge for yourself.

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em

Sandwolf posted:

that one girl looked like a dude

Every hot girl needs some buffer friends.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


treizebee posted:

They were playing Portugal, I think.

gonna need a citation on this

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Pissflaps posted:

Were Iran robbed?

sure

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois

mynameisjohn posted:

can some terrible posters post about the usmnt in every thread

*puts on big floppy red, white & blue hat, exposes pear-shaped figure painted with a glittery "USA #1"* u rang??

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Sandwolf posted:

gonna need a citation on this

well, i read on wikipedia that germany and portugal were in the same group, so

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Pissflaps posted:

Were Iran robbed?

Of their rightful ruler, the Shah, by radicals.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

i really do think someone might want to score here

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
khedira is bad bad bad and i can't believe that with all germany's good midfielders he still somehow starts

over schweini no less

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

I see Müller pulled up his socks.

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Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


the most universal thing in the world is becoming active when your face shows up on the jumbotron

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