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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

stickyfngrdboy posted:

the same can be said for 95% of the world's footbal commentators op, you get used to it eventually

South American commentators are usually pretty good

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Quest For Glory II posted:

joe buck gus johnson kenny albert can you feel iiiiiit

at some point kenny will fly from moscow to la to call a baseball game and then come back

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

El Hefe posted:

South American commentators are usually pretty good

perhaps they are in the 5% el hefe

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Paddyb posted:

*writes "pass to dzeko, SHOOT" on pad*

Dzeko would like to have had that one back

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
i'll be surprised if dzeko doesnt score in this

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Bogan Krkic posted:

i dont like all this bad talk about my fellow AFC team
your fellow arsenal fc team

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Paddyb posted:

*writes "pass to dzeko, SHOOT" on pad*

*checks game* well that isn't working

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
Christ how frustrating must it be to rely on Dzeko for your national team. On his worst days it looks like he's never played football before.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
New Zealand should stick to rugby imo

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.

Kurtofan posted:

New Zealand should stick to rugby imo

If there anything in the laws of football that prevents a team from lifting its own players into the air on throw ins? This is the next tactical development IMO.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
What a bad match. Sticker update almost complete.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Vertical Lime posted:

at some point kenny will fly from moscow to la to call a baseball game and then come back
and the CATCH IS MADE by the goalkeeper! what did you see on that play goose

MAN THAT WAS A GREAT PLAY, THE SOCCER GUY KICKED IT RIGHT TO THE GOALIE AND HE CAUGHT THE BALL THAT WAS GOOD STUFF

thanks goose

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

runoverbobby posted:

If there anything in the laws of football that prevents a team from lifting its own players into the air on throw ins? This is the next tactical development IMO.

hahaha

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Quest For Glory II posted:

and the CATCH IS MADE by the goalkeeper! what did you see on that play goose

MAN THAT WAS A GREAT PLAY, THE SOCCER GUY KICKED IT RIGHT TO THE GOALIE AND HE CAUGHT THE BALL THAT WAS GOOD STUFF

thanks goose

shut up.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

runoverbobby posted:

If there anything in the laws of football that prevents a team from lifting its own players into the air on throw ins? This is the next tactical development IMO.
its a thing of beauty!! cirque du soliel sends another one in and it's 9-nil at the half

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
I got a stream with Lalas for the first time, how have people who've had to put up with him from the start not killed themselves? or have they

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Quest For Glory II posted:

its a thing of beauty!! cirque du soliel sends another one in and it's 9-nil at the half

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I'm worried about Alexi Lalas

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Parity warning posted:

I got a stream with Lalas for the first time, how have people who've had to put up with him from the start not killed themselves? or have they

let me tell you about a little thing called set pieces

also I had terrible diarrhea for the last 20 minutes of the half what did i miss

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
omg what is this fat greasy ginge doing on my telly

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

runoverbobby posted:

If there anything in the laws of football that prevents a team from lifting its own players into the air on throw ins? This is the next tactical development IMO.

Cheerleading group stunts combined with whicked sick overhead kicks sizzled in the upper 90 :aaa:

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.

Parity warning posted:

Cheerleading group stunts combined with whicked sick overhead kicks sizzled in the upper 90 :aaa:

I'm wet.

Godzilla07
Oct 4, 2008

listened to the injustices committed against the Bosnians on the radio

have they produced a fiery, guns blazing performance in response?

oilcheck my ass
Mar 8, 2006

Well, hello ladies.

Godzilla07 posted:

listened to the injustices committed against the Bosnians on the radio

have they produced a fiery, guns blazing performance in response?

shelling the nigerian goal op

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
"Bosnier" -

English people

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
This is much less exciting than the last game but I am enjoying this case of Miller Fortune. It is less disgusting than I assumed it would be. I think they are trying to compete with the rapidly growing craft beer industry.

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
This NGA team is realy strong and fast

Godzilla07
Oct 4, 2008

oilcheck my rear end posted:

shelling the nigerian goal op

good, I hope they break through

Couch
May 16, 2004

COME ON TOT!
I'm glad a NZer can be a part of ruining someone's WC.

oilcheck my ass
Mar 8, 2006

Well, hello ladies.
FFS what is going on, it looks like a loving sunday league game

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine

Darth Windu posted:

This is much less exciting than the last game but I am enjoying this case of Miller Fortune. It is less disgusting than I assumed it would be. I think they are trying to compete with the rapidly growing craft beer industry.

who is miller fortune and what is this case against him :confused:

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Couch posted:

I'm glad a NZer can be a part of ruining someone's WC.
now you're here

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Does this mean he will be out for the next match?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
3-0 NGA, Bosnia and Herzgovagina are shite

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


JimmithyPie posted:

who is miller fortune and what is this case against him :confused:
i think he mightbe related to quinton fortune?

SporkOfTruth
Sep 1, 2006

this kid walked up to me and was like man schmitty your stache is ghetto and I was like whatever man your 3b look like a dishrag.

he was like damn.
That was simultaneously the laziest defending and the laziest attacking I have ever seen.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
BIH please

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

group F is piss

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
Why am I feeling all itchy all of the sudden.

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Bosnia are one of the biggest disappointments for me this cup

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