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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

cheese posted:

Jesus loving Christ how did Russia qualify

they were one point ahead of loving portugal in their group too

but then again, capello: great at qualifying, poo poo at the actual tournaments

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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

loving hell theres still 15 min left of this poo poo

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

dark horse more like ehehe dork horse !!

SkySteak
Sep 9, 2010

blue footed boobie posted:

He's got to annex it first

Can we have a referendum to improve this match?

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.
Hahah yes take Mertens off for Mirallas, top notch managing

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
How did you prepare for the world cup?

We practiced kicking the ball into touch, shooting over the bar, passing to spaces where nobody is standing, hitting the first man on every cross and corner, it's all going very well so far.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
The crowd is making noise for some reason.

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru
Did anyone else see the ref mouth 'goddamn poo poo-sucking vampire'?

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

we've had no shots on goal this game.

something something hazard and messi

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

witsel is the only one putting an effort in

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

suddenly russia want 3 points

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

cheese posted:

Hahah yes take Mertens off for Mirallas, top notch managing

mertens has been anonymous in the second half just like everyone else

The Belgian
Oct 28, 2008
this is really bad

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Pand posted:

dark horse more like ehehe dork horse !!

dork...whores!!!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


someone hit a post or something

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

vyelkin posted:

mertens has been anonymous in the second half just like everyone else

But Hazard has been anonymous all game

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






SkySteak posted:

Can we have a referendum to improve this match?

Da tovarich, here is how we do referendum in ROO-SI-YA:

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
*furiously taps right on the d-pad*

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

R. Mute posted:

witsel is the only one putting an effort in

when will wilmots just start with everyone who's actually arsed.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

belgend posted:

we've had no shots on goal this game.
we've had three, actually. i only know this because it showed up on the screen about half an hour ago and i know it hasn't changed since then

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
im playing europa universalis 4 (pc gaming is really sick) and as revenge i have annexed belgium and given it to holland and now im r*ping muscovy and getting my warscore up so i can POZ them too. Gaming > sports

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
i would be happy for the ref to just end the game right now

SkySteak
Sep 9, 2010

spankmeister posted:

Da tovarich, here is how we do referendum in ROO-SI-YA:



Those men are more on target then the actual team.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

cheese posted:

But Hazard has been anonymous all game

the burgers are half price in rio and we can't take any chances

Oh No My Equity
Aug 11, 2013

Kick fursuiters out of football.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

a bad game

Dear Sergio
Sep 7, 2008

We are a couple, not a duo
Given the overall lethargy and lack of effort from both teams so far i bet if either scores the players won't even celebrate they'll just stand around wondering how it happened.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

R. Mute posted:

we've had three, actually. i only know this because it showed up on the screen about half an hour ago and i know it hasn't changed since then

i think all of them have been blocked though, pretty sure akinfeev hasn't actually had to save anything

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde

vyelkin posted:

i would be happy for the ref to just end the game right now

I dont think much would change if they did.

oilcheck my ass
Mar 8, 2006

Well, hello ladies.

vaginal culture posted:

im playing europa universalis 4 (pc gaming is really sick) and as revenge i have annexed belgium and given it to holland and now im r*ping muscovy and getting my warscore up so i can POZ them too. Gaming > sports

bulgaria

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



vaginal culture posted:

im playing europa universalis 4 (pc gaming is really sick) and as revenge i have annexed belgium and given it to holland and now im r*ping muscovy and getting my warscore up so i can POZ them too. Gaming > sports

haha euiv is good and i also prefer gaming (particularly pc gaming) over sports

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
This is seriously killing my enthusiasm to watch the next game

Two poo poo teams

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Блядь Росси

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

CHRIST

ANYONE JUST DO A THING

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
That one was reasonably close!

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

:siren: A CHANCE :siren:

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
this is like england 2010

this is all fabio capellos fault

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

*hazard's dribbling. he passes one russian. he passes another. and another. now the first one again. the second. the first. he looks up and all the other players are now just staring at him dribbling circles around bored russians. he backpasses.*

ironlung
Dec 31, 2001

What time does the USA game actually start? The OP of this thread and everything on TV says 5pm eastern but ESPN.com and google both say 6pm ET... which is it?

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

vaginal culture posted:

im playing europa universalis 4 (pc gaming is really sick) and as revenge i have annexed belgium and given it to holland and now im r*ping muscovy and getting my warscore up so i can POZ them too. Gaming > sports

ha youve been tricked belgium didn't exist until 1836, what weird lovely knockoff game are you playing?

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