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 Introduction Welcome to the Match Day thread for Sunday, June 22nd 2014 of the 20th World Cup, hosted in Brazil. England, Spain, Australia, Cameroon, and Bosnia Herzegovina are heading home before round 3 of the group stage  And now, a moment for our sponsors.  Without them, this tournament would not exist. Today is the final day of three non-samey-time matches of this world cup  and features Groups H & G. The Matches Dark Horse plays future host and former Ingerland boss Fabio Capello.  Hazard and company are coming off a decent result against Algeria, and will likely look to put Russia under. I personally found Russia to be very boring in their draw to South Korea. Kerzhakov was on the Russian team in 2002, that is something. This did make me laugh pretty hard. http://www.gfycat.com/SilkyNextDragon  I honestly don't know much about these teams. I think Korea is well managed (by a local) from what I have seen. Neither did much for me in the first round. In an effort to tie this to the USMNT, I will mention that Landon Donovan scored a goal against Algeria and advanced the US in 2010 .   The game that matters. In today's finale, the United States of America will be squaring up with the CR7 and Portugal. No fat man for US of A.  CR7 has tendenosis and an injury list/banned Pepe.  TL;DR. This American predicts Belgium Russia should be interesting, USA and Portugal should be a cracker. This match does impact US of A. If they win, they advance to the round of 16, automatically. Huge stakes for Group H.
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Jun 22, 2014 02:17
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Full day of poo poo teams
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Jun 22, 2014 02:19
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Agreed.
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Jun 22, 2014 02:43
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Here's Nate Silver's analysis of Group G. 
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Jun 22, 2014 03:04
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Dirk Pitt posted:Here's Nate Silver's analysis of Group G. Cool.
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Jun 22, 2014 03:09
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Dirk Pitt posted:Here's Nate Silver's analysis of Group G. 
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Jun 22, 2014 03:34
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let me crunch the numbers of who will win based on how many goals each team scored in qualifying and whatever the gently caress else they put in their formula.
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Jun 22, 2014 03:45
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Dirk Pitt posted:Here's Nate Silver's analysis of Group G. I'm starting to think Americans really have no loving idea how football works.
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Jun 22, 2014 03:53
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A Tartan Tory posted:I'm starting to think Americans really have no loving idea how football works. We don't and we don't care. This is a big joke to us and it's just cool to be here doing things.
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Jun 22, 2014 04:04
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So USA doesn't have Jozy, and Portugal don't have CR7, Fabio Contrao, and Pepe? Sounds good
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Jun 22, 2014 04:24
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TheTrend posted:We don't and we don't care. This is a big joke to us and it's just cool to be here doing things. lol I love the beta mentality. It's win or go home you big pussy, this isn't your little sister's gymnastics competition where you get a medal for participating . "I'm just happy to be here doing things" says the little nerd bitch at prom while the cool kids are banging the night away. No offense, but I hope we f*ck you guys up.
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Jun 22, 2014 04:28
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Mean Bean Machine posted:lol I love the beta mentality. It's win or go home you big pussy, this isn't your little sister's gymnastics competition where you get a medal for participating . "I'm just happy to be here doing things" says the little nerd bitch at prom while the cool kids are banging the night away. No offense, but I hope we f*ck you guys up. Uhhhhhh
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Jun 22, 2014 04:34
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he's 100% right. it's pretty embarrassing to read Americans post poo poo like "lol don't care if we win, but it's cool if we do."
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Jun 22, 2014 04:46
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Mean Bean Machine posted:lol I love the beta mentality. It's win or go home you big pussy, this isn't your little sister's gymnastics competition where you get a medal for participating . "I'm just happy to be here doing things" says the little nerd bitch at prom while the cool kids are banging the night away. No offense, but I hope we f*ck you guys up. relax
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Jun 22, 2014 05:02
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I'd like to see the United States win and advance but understand that they're not a top-tier national side at this time and as such have tempered my expectations I'll be happy with a good performance win or lose!
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Jun 22, 2014 05:04
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Tremendous Taste posted:I'd like to see the United States win and advance but understand that they're not a top-tier national side at this time and as such have tempered my expectations this is a lie I'll be really loving upset if they lose
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Jun 22, 2014 05:05
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Tremendous Taste posted:this is a lie I'll be really loving upset if they lose Same. Also I'm cool with a terrible performance and a win.
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Jun 22, 2014 05:08
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I will be gutted if we lose, a touch disappointed but content if we draw and over the moon if we win.Soulex posted:So USA doesn't have Jozy, and Portugal don't have CR7, Fabio Contrao, and Pepe? Sounds good dkj posted:Same. Also I'm cool with a terrible performance and a win.
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Jun 22, 2014 05:14
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Yeah Ronaldo is def playing tomorrow
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Jun 22, 2014 05:19
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Mean Bean Machine posted:lol I love the beta mentality. It's win or go home you big pussy, this isn't your little sister's gymnastics competition where you get a medal for participating . "I'm just happy to be here doing things" says the little nerd bitch at prom while the cool kids are banging the night away. No offense, but I hope we f*ck you guys up.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMOscMuuiZI 
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Jun 22, 2014 05:21
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Mean Bean Machine posted:lol I love the beta mentality. It's win or go home you big pussy, this isn't your little sister's gymnastics competition where you get a medal for participating . "I'm just happy to be here doing things" says the little nerd bitch at prom while the cool kids are banging the night away. No offense, but I hope we f*ck you guys up. portugal is going to lose and i will play you a sad song on a violin i strung with jozy's hamstring
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Jun 22, 2014 05:25
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LETS GO USMNT!
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Jun 22, 2014 06:06
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Wondo will get a hat trick. They will all be really lovely poke ins
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Jun 22, 2014 06:39
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Mean Bean Machine posted:lol I love the beta mentality. It's win or go home you big pussy, this isn't your little sister's gymnastics competition where you get a medal for participating . "I'm just happy to be here doing things" says the little nerd bitch at prom while the cool kids are banging the night away. No offense, but I hope we f*ck you guys up. Nice meltdown. I hope Ronaldo's knee melts down in an equally spectacular fashion.
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Jun 22, 2014 06:48
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I suspect there will be another red shown to a Portuguese player and a dodgy as gently caress pen. Portugal still win 2-1
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Jun 22, 2014 07:20
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They will dive a lot because Portugal does not produce real men.
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Jun 22, 2014 07:34
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Jun 22, 2014 07:40
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Whatcha gonna do, brother, when the Deuce runs wild all over you!?
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Jun 22, 2014 07:45
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dkj posted:They will dive a lot because Portugal does not produce real men. PLEASE. Vasco Da Gama, Luís de Camões, Ferdinand Magellan, Cristiano Ronaldo, Tom Hanks. All Portuguese, all alpha as gently caress.
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Jun 22, 2014 07:45
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can we please talk about korea/algeria for a moment
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Jun 22, 2014 07:49
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im ready
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Jun 22, 2014 07:52
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:can we please talk about korea/algeria for a moment why?
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Jun 22, 2014 07:53
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I really need for Portugal to step up and right the football ship because my credit card has a worn out magnetic strip making it impossible to rereg if the USMNT progress, not to mention the travesty of last night's Ghana not making through to the knock outs. America, as a nation, is also really fail.
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Jun 22, 2014 08:07
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A Tartan Tory posted:I'm starting to think Americans really have no loving idea how football works. SOMEBODY doesn't understand the entire concept of DZSiBoT
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Jun 22, 2014 08:09
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 The Hereford FIFA Fan Zone is hiring. We are seeking qualified candidates for extra security patrols to deal with beta bitch USMNT fans saying poo poo like "start John Brooks as a center forward so he can hold up play" and other dumb rear end retard poo poo, and to deal with the chaos surrounding the inevitable USA loss. Candidates are expected to have at least 3 years experience watching a league that isn't MLS and know that it's "offside" and not "offsides." Please apply directly in this thread.
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Jun 22, 2014 08:11
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Mean Bean Machine posted:lol I love the beta mentality. It's win or go home you big pussy, this isn't your little sister's gymnastics competition where you get a medal for participating . "I'm just happy to be here doing things" says the little nerd bitch at prom while the cool kids are banging the night away. No offense, but I hope we f*ck you guys up. Sweep the leg, Johnny.
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Jun 22, 2014 08:11
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Tetrix posted:let me crunch the numbers of who will win based on how many goals each team scored in qualifying and whatever the gently caress else they put in their formula. The 538 model is up something like 500% so far on the World Cup and I believe they ate it on Spain at the same time.
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Jun 22, 2014 09:04
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Jozy Altidore?
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Jun 22, 2014 09:12
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Kurtofan posted:Jozy Altidore? Altisnore is out
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Jun 22, 2014 09:22
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:can we please talk about korea/algeria for a moment go ahead
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