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El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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How did that not go in... gently caress gently caress gently caress!!! That was a huge block. If the US don't score, they won't be able to tie this game...

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Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
what a piece of poo poo

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster

the posted:

more like michael badley

the posted:

more like michael badley

the posted:

more like michael badley

the posted:

more like michael badley

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

American shot misses, kills five members of Canadian national team instead

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
Oi, America, learn to follow through on chances instead of turning into panicky little piggies flailing your legs.

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go

El Jebus posted:

If the US don't score, they won't be able to tie this game...
Quite the insight.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Josh Lyman posted:

Michael Bradley is still a piece of poo poo.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



Luigi Thirty posted:

American shot misses, kills five members of Canadian national team instead

i enjoyed this post

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Powershift posted:

Why do the american players pass it 3 steps behind the other guy, is that a strategy thing?

Sometimes it deflects off our third leg dragging behind us

jaymeekae
Aug 30, 2003

I sound hot when I swear my f*cking head off.
It is like they are competing to see who can fail to score in the lamest way

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
i cant believe he missed that, that was jozy-esque

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

El Jebus posted:

If the US don't score, they won't be able to tie this game...

could you tell me more how this soccer works, new usmnt fan here.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

who almost had a heart attack watching that almost goal

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Bradley is bad Johnson is good IMO

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
Every time Cronaldo sprints in this game it takes 6 months off his career

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster
fat donovan would have finished that

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



also lol at all the little american bitches turning on their own team, loving pathetic

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
How come Rossi isn't playing for the USA?

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

American players either have too much hair or no hair at all. Haven't learnt the art of a good haircut yet

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Someone tell the US players this isn't the Olympics, stop diving bitches Youre losing!!

SkySteak
Sep 9, 2010

Ponce de Le0n posted:

could you tell me more how this soccer works, new usmnt fan here.

Its all diving!!!

Reject
Nov 4, 2002

the posted:

fat jozywould have finished that

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

El Jebus posted:

How did that not go in... gently caress gently caress gently caress!!! That was a huge block. If the US don't score, they won't be able to tie this game...

Still better insight than Joe harte

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
america is crying. america is dying.

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman

Carrier posted:

How come Rossi isn't playing for the USA?

Cup tied

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster

Vegetable posted:

American players either have too much hair or no hair at all. Haven't learnt the art of a good haircut yet

if you don't have your number shaved into your head you're nothing

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Azerban posted:

also lol at all the little american bitches turning on their own team, loving pathetic

i don't think you know how americans watch sports

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Gutted op

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008

Carrier posted:

How come Rossi isn't playing for the USA?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
I feel like the US could use someone like Rossi here.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

Smokey posted:

Because you touch yourself at night.

Guess I know what im doing tonight then :D

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster

the posted:

more like michael badley

sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat
Eder is loving shockingly bad

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
Portugals such a one man team lol, i hope they dont go through.

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde
This match is pretty frustrating to watch.

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

lol no dude you aren't Messi you can't score from there

croutonZA
Jan 5, 2011

Carrier posted:

How come Rossi isn't playing for the USA?

italy signed him on a free

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
portugal are begging usmnt to equalise

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stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Carrier posted:

I feel like the US could use someone like Rossi here.

hell, i agree

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