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Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

ephex posted:

amazing how much better than england the us team is

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Are Portugal trying to lull Tim Howard into a false sense of security with incredibly lovely shots at goal?

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

cadfael posted:

USA are about to put Portugal out lol

i'm lolling a bit cadfael

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Fluo posted:

dont you mean 6

6 points means we'll be a big target for the Germans

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster

EATIN SHRIMP posted:

i live for futbol

I only live for futbol after adriana lima comes in and changes the channel

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

TRP Post Of The Tournament Winner World Cup 2014

ephex posted:

amazing how much better than england the us team is

are they

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
USA

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

ephex posted:

amazing how much better than england the us team is

Even without Jozy they own im loving it

Loveline
Dec 30, 2005

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

HERE LIES RONALDO HE NEVER SCORED

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
:ohdear:

Just hold on

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

Thirteenth Step posted:

A Latvian on for the USA and now a Pole. lol

He's more native then just about anybody.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


5 more minutes you can hold on USMNT

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)

ephex posted:

amazing how much better than england the us team is

hahah except they arent. england would have poo poo all over this portugal side

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
Can someone explain to me what the US teams specialties are?

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby!

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
lol

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Come on America

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

ephex posted:

amazing how much better than england the us team is

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

WYA posted:

Can someone explain to me what the US teams specialties are?

heart grit and soul

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

i believe.

amaranthine
Aug 27, 2009
I AM A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING
lol nani is real bad

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Portugal choking away any chance of coming back to a draw

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Nani pissed off, delicioso.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
USA is a melting pot so we can play any nationality and it's still cool.

BEARS IN THE BARN
Oct 9, 2004

WYA posted:

Can someone explain to me what the US teams specialties are?

miracle goals

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

WYA posted:

Can someone explain to me what the US teams specialties are?

Dick goals

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster

Rakosi posted:

hahah except they arent. england would have been poo poo against this portugal side

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
ronaldo looks like death

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

WYA posted:

Can someone explain to me what the US teams specialties are?

Using penises to make game-sealing plays.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



Rakosi posted:

hahah except they arent. england would have poo poo all over this portugal side

on the other hand, nope lol

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Rakosi posted:

hahah except they arent. england would have poo poo all over this portugal side

Hahahahaha

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


WYA posted:

Can someone explain to me what the US teams specialties are?

basketball, football, various other olympic sports :fsmug:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

WYA posted:

Can someone explain to me what the US teams specialties are?

Scoring with genitals.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

WYA posted:

Can someone explain to me what the US teams specialties are?

pissing off the rest of the worlds soccer fans

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

WYA posted:

Can someone explain to me what the US teams specialties are?

goal keeping and unlikely wins :D

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

Maybe Spain will let Portugal hitch a ride on their plane so we can save some state money on transport or something

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Kurtofan posted:

Come on America


I would if I was on America

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

WYA posted:

Can someone explain to me what the US teams specialties are?

mediocrity, but portugals' is being plain bad.

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Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Portugal is playing like absolute poo poo

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