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Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW
Mmmm I am picturing JJ Watt running really fast for 30 seconds and then the entire Chilean national team running him down and stabbing him with sticks like he was a big failure of a wooly mammoth.

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T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

Tzen posted:

My fellow countrymen... :negative:

It's loving embarrassing isn't it.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Lots of comments that it is the FA's fault for not pouring money into grassroots.

The FA has put more money into grassroots than any other FA in the world.

It's the reverse snobbery culture in this country that's the problem.

The team last night was full of Liverpudlians from v. poor background & low IQs.

FA should create a college system similar to US in partnership with private schools.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
A team of Etonite super geniuses are the bad guys in any football movie, whichever way you look at it.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

sassassin posted:

Lots of comments that it is the FA's fault for not pouring money into grassroots.

The FA has put more money into grassroots than any other FA in the world.

It's the reverse snobbery culture in this country that's the problem.

The team last night was full of Liverpudlians from v. poor background & low IQs.

FA should create a college system similar to US in partnership with private schools.
lmao

Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth
England need atleast 2 or 3 smart players who can think about the game a lot

Draws An 8
Mar 26, 2010
British media having a field-day smashing Stevie G over his deflected header. Without seeing it you would have thought he headed it to his own goal un-opposed from the 6 yard box from a pass by his own player. The reality being it was a 70 yard punt by an opposition goalkeeper on a newly designed football which was poorly timed, 40 yards out from his own goal with 1 attacker being marked by two defenders behind him and a supposedly world class goal keeper getting beat by a definite world class striker from a tight, but defendable angle.

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

Rename me immediately to Newly Designed Football

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Draws An 8 posted:

British media having a field-day smashing Stevie G over his deflected header. Without seeing it you would have thought he headed it to his own goal un-opposed from the 6 yard box from a pass by his own player. The reality being it was a 70 yard punt by an opposition goalkeeper on a newly designed football which was poorly timed, 40 yards out from his own goal with 1 attacker being marked by two defenders behind him and a supposedly world class goal keeper getting beat by a definite world class striker from a tight, but defendable angle.


Really he just slipped a bit, no biggie.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

http://www.espnfc.us/mexico/story/1897042/mexico-coach-miguel-herrera-defends-gay-slur-chant-by-crowd

"gay slur chant". espn are fail as hell.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Eau de MacGowan posted:

A team of Etonite super geniuses are the bad guys in any football movie, whichever way you look at it.

When I think of sporting success stories I think of the English Cricket team!

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Byolante posted:

When I think of sporting success stories I think of the English Cricket team!
I'll have you know my Etonian-captained college football team went unbeaten in the league this year so there

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

sassassin posted:

Lots of comments that it is the FA's fault for not pouring money into grassroots.

The FA has put more money into grassroots than any other FA in the world.

It's the reverse snobbery culture in this country that's the problem.

The team last night was full of Liverpudlians from v. poor background & low IQs.

FA should create a college system similar to US in partnership with private schools.

Agreed just remove the working class from every aspect of sports

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

belgend posted:

Agreed just remove the working class from every aspect of sports

Really, just remove the working class from every aspect of everything, period, full stop.

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

The problem in this country is reverse snobbery from those filthy, stupid poors

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


vyelkin posted:

Really, just remove the working class from every aspect of everything, period, full stop.

lets kill all the poor, then poverty will go way down

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
http://prosoccertalk.nbcsports.com/2014/06/20/chris-wondolowski-replacing-jozy-is-like-replacing-cristiano-ronaldo/

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
https://twitter.com/cosmocatalano/status/480453769604239360

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006


It's no worse than stupid Americans have been suggesting in the new fan thread.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

I Feast On Dogshit posted:

It's no worse than stupid Americans have been suggesting in the new fan thread.

You can just lol at something without having an ax to grind you miserable sfb

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

vaginal culture posted:

You can just lol at something without having an ax to grind you miserable sfb

Lol

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Hahaha I started laughing just from reading the url.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


vyelkin posted:

Hahaha I started laughing just from reading the url.

quote:

“Jozy is a special player – that’s like saying ‘hey, go be Cristiano Ronaldo.’” said Wondolowski at a press conference in Brazil.

Bland
Aug 31, 2008


Winner Of The TRP I dont actually remember the contest im pretty high right now here's your venkys tag


Yeah he's real special that's for sure

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
tbf Altidore and Ronaldo probably are about the same distance from an average footballer

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013
http://www.mlssoccer.com/worldcup/2...campaign=Unpaid

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh_sD1L_Qew

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
It begins.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/interactives/world-cup/

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Some good stuff from when we were gone:

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jun/23/world-cup-women-sexism

quote:

Men's football is loved in Britain simply because the players are men, and men like watching other men play football, and what men like to do and like to watch is, de facto, culturally important.

quote:

You could argue that the Fifa World Cup is also ageist and disablist

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/24/sports/worldcup/stoppage-time-in-the-world-cup-underscores-soccers-strange-rules.html?_r=0

quote:

Imagine if an N.F.L. coach never knew when to call for the last-second pass, or an N.B.A. star had to guess when to throw up his desperation half-court shot.

quote:

In high school and college soccer in the United States, a countdown clock — similar to ones used in other sports — is used, with specific rules as to when time should be stopped.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Not really surprising, but there was also this all over the place:

Ann Coulter - America's Favorite National Pastime: Hating Soccer

sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat
US Soccer Futboll has arrived. Time for the big changes? Widen goal 2 yards (1 goalie bodylength) scores go up. Then, real clock, & PK to D.

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

guess where? posted:

Luis has gotten unfair and double standard because he is luis suarez.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

trem_two posted:

Not really surprising, but there was also this all over the place:

Ann Coulter - America's Favorite National Pastime: Hating Soccer

This was a gem.

quote:

No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

quote:

Ties are fine but there would be far fewer of them if they changed something else.. How about if teams had NO Goalie? You'd have scores like 17 to 14 and I think much more exciting games. Down by 1 goal now with 5 minutes left in the game, you've all but lost. But with NO goalie, there'd be plenty of excitement left.

and in response:

quote:

An 'extension' of the empty net in hockey when a team is down and they pull their goalie put an extra man on the ice. Your idea is probably the most rational idea I've about how to make this game into a sport someone in America might actually care about.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Concussion debate!

http://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebate/2014/06/26/how-risky-is-heading-in-soccer

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY





Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Wrong thread. Not a Brazil fan but tyrell would make a sweet Brazil kit.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


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Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
I love a good mediano

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