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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Lenin Riefenstahl posted:

What happened to Muller's face?

He ate a head in extra time against Ghana and bled like a loving murder victim. It owned.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Funky Koval posted:

loving 1982 all over again. Germany has neither shame nor pride.

Yeah, that sure looked like Germany's playing for a draw :jerkbag:

Garbo
May 30, 2011
if Tim Howard can keep this 0-0 despite all of our best efforts to lose this I will need a Tim Howard body pillow ASAP

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


davecrazy posted:

I can't watch, are either team trying or are they just blandly kicking the ball around waiting for time to run out? (please be the latter)

The grass is wet so neither team can try too hard

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Annnd Michael Bradley gives the ball away again.

Michael Bradley STILL loving sucks.

Lenin Riefenstahl
Sep 18, 2003

That's enough! Out of here, you tubs of beer!

Sandwolf posted:

Jermaine Jones looks good

More like Werner Von Braun. But if he can make the USA take off then whatever

FiftySeven posted:

Shoulder to the face in the last match

Thanks, missed that. Next question: what was he doing outside the US box??

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
USMNT: Brawndo's Got Electrolytes

sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat
Mark Lawrenson is so insufferable

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
American espn announcer talking points: All American players are underrated, ref was clearly at fault for running into their player

edit: he is literally not talking when Germany has the ball, the brit is talking to himself

Gray Garrison
Nov 8, 2005

Good old Jersey Boy Racist

Sandwolf posted:

Jermaine Jones looks good

Bitch can't control the ball

Elotana
Dec 12, 2003

and i'm putting it all on the goddamn expense account
Jermaine Jones is slipping and sliding all over the goddamn place

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

trap the drat ball, jones

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Funky Koval posted:

loving 1982 all over again. Germany has neither shame nor pride.

:allears: Oh I can't wait to hear more about this one.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Thassa yellow

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Howard is fully sick and I whanna be held by his big strong tattooed arms, is that gay?

Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.
The ref is letting everything go for both teams

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Hello Towel posted:

trap the drat ball, jones

it's probably really drat slippery.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
all those shots at goal look weak as gently caress. probably the rain though

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



bullshit call ref

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Of all the US players to step up this tournament, I wouldn't have picked Jermaine Jones. Good on ya, man.

Amusingly he seems to have stolen Bradley's box-to-box role.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Sandwolf posted:

Howard is fully sick and I whanna be held by his big strong tattooed arms, is that gay?
Only if you cum.

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

Wait, if Ghana-Portugal isn't a draw I thought we (U.S.) want Ghana to lose - though not by more than the GD.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


dammit

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Rad Valtar posted:

The ref is letting everything go for both teams

And himself! :haw:

xie
Jul 29, 2004

I GET UPSET WHEN PEOPLE SPEND THEIR MONEY ON WASTEFUL THINGS THAT I DONT APPROVE OF :capitalism:

Rad Valtar posted:

The ref is letting everything go for both teams

Good let them play as long as it's consistent

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

loving SHITE MATCH

Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.
Please take off Brad Davis at half thanks

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Dinosaurs! posted:

Wait, if Ghana-Portugal isn't a draw I thought we (U.S.) want Ghana to lose - though not by more than the GD.

But it's like up to 3.

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
US playing kick and run, Germany playing possession ball

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Dinosaurs! posted:

Wait, if Ghana-Portugal isn't a draw I thought we (U.S.) want Ghana to lose - though not by more than the GD.

Correct.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
I really was hoping for a more exciting match.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Volkerball posted:

Thassa yellow

just because he's from uzbekistan?

ugh, mods please

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

JG Wentworth posted:

US playing kick and run, Germany playing possession ball

Great analysis, professional grade work, want to hear more

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010

ty tim

Parker Lewis
Jan 4, 2006

Can't Lose


Rad Valtar posted:

Please take off Brad Davis at half thanks

Bad Davis

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe

Garbo posted:

if Tim Howard can keep this 0-0 despite all of our best efforts to lose this I will need a Tim Howard body pillow ASAP

Tim Howerd!!!

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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"Germany will expect to score, because they nearly always do." - ESPN

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Dinosaurs! posted:

Wait, if Ghana-Portugal isn't a draw I thought we (U.S.) want Ghana to lose - though not by more than the GD.
Yes, we are rooting for Portugal.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

podolski is crap

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xie
Jul 29, 2004

I GET UPSET WHEN PEOPLE SPEND THEIR MONEY ON WASTEFUL THINGS THAT I DONT APPROVE OF :capitalism:
Lmao Bradley didn't know what to do with the ball and then just poo poo it away

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