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Lazlow
Nov 30, 2004

KLOSEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Nog
May 15, 2006

The Mantis posted:

attention starved goon in bar - are you okay???? how is your imperial eagle adorned fedora??



update please

he if humming "deutschland uberalis" quietly while sipping a warsteiner and looking around the bar like he's super cool

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
klose gonna smash that record :getin:

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
What does USMNT actually stand for, I keep reading it as US Marine Ninja Turtles in my head.

croutonZA
Jan 5, 2011
Rihanna's BFF is on.

doomisland
Oct 5, 2004

gently caress work, 2 hours lunch with beers

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

how me a frog posted:

What does USMNT actually stand for, I keep reading it as US Marine Ninja Turtles in my head.

United States Mens' National Team.

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010

jesus christ

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Stop getting them so close!

Reject
Nov 4, 2002
Gonzalez is playing a great game so far. Saved our rear end more than once.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


:siren: highest paid defender in the MLS :siren:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Please don't say anything about getting people off Twellman.

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman

how me a frog posted:

What does USMNT actually stand for, I keep reading it as US Marine Ninja Turtles in my head.

Managed by Michael bay

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

Sky Shadowing posted:

United States Mens' National Team.

Oh thanks. So they chose not to mention the sport at all? I kept getting tripped up by there only being one S when everything US surely has US in it but then there's no S left for soccer.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
I haven't been able to keep up with the first half and won't be able to for a bit. How the hell is the US/Germany game tied 0-0? I thought for sure somebody (read: the Germans) would have scored by now. Are both sides just holding back?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



old dog child posted:

:siren: highest paid defender in the MLS :siren:

They pay MLS players?

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

old dog child posted:

:siren: highest paid defender in the MLS :siren:

quoting this so I can quote it again when he lets in a goal and it means the same thing

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

how me a frog posted:

What does USMNT actually stand for, I keep reading it as US Marine Ninja Turtles in my head.

united
states
means
nazi
trouble

croutonZA
Jan 5, 2011
Good point op.

They shall now be known as the USSF's USMNT.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Hegay posted:

I forgot how bad the USMNT posters are, here's hoping the forums blow up again

We missed you too. :allears:

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

how me a frog posted:

Oh thanks. So they chose not to mention the sport at all? I kept getting tripped up by there only being one S when everything US surely has US in it but then there's no S left for soccer.

US Men's National Swimming team is extremely good so they get first dibs

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

I haven't been able to keep up with the first half and won't be able to for a bit. How the hell is the US/Germany game tied 0-0? I thought for sure somebody (read: the Germans) would have scored by now. Are both sides just holding back?

American keeper is really good and everything is wet so a lot of plays are being bungled.

Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.
Come on Klose break that record and some american dreams.

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010

vyelkin posted:

united
states
means
nazi
trouble

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Howard looked like he wanted to high five the ball.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

how me a frog posted:

American keeper is really good and everything is wet so a lot of plays are being bungled.

Ah ok. Russian snows, Brazilian rains...man, the Germans just don't do well under crap weather, do they?

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
I just want brazils record to fall, common klose

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

vyelkin posted:

united
states
means
nazi
trouble
more like united states mitigates nazi trouble

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

The Mantis posted:

attention starved goon in bar - are you okay???? how is your imperial eagle adorned fedora??



update please

I tried to buy a US soccer scarf this weekend, god help me. I'm not proud of it, but it's true.

Also, been listening to "proud to be an American" for 36 hours straight before the game.

croutonZA
Jan 5, 2011

NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

I haven't been able to keep up with the first half and won't be able to for a bit. How the hell is the US/Germany game tied 0-0? I thought for sure somebody (read: the Germans) would have scored by now. Are both sides just holding back?

This http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Germany_1%E2%80%930_Austria is happening again.

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010

omg

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

Grimble posted:

Come on Klose break that record and some american dreams.

Our dreams aren't broken if Portugal win 1-0...

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster
KLOSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


this is kinda sad

Nog
May 15, 2006

whypick1 posted:

Howard looked like he wanted to high five the ball.

"thanks for not coming towards the goal" *high five*

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?
Hahaha, Germany obviously playing for a draw.

Garbo
May 30, 2011
We are so, so, so, so, SO hyper hosed this half holy poo poo

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Umm, defense? Where are you?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
germany are getting klose

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mrg220t
Mar 5, 2007

Kitty no go hungry again with finger food!!!
I'm watching the Portugal game and loving hell the Portugal midfield is so poo poo. That William guy is supposed to be the next big thing? loving poo poo player who doesn't know how to pass.

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