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Ninja fetus
Jan 22, 2005
Legalize murder
poo poo pass.

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


the passing :argh:

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


christ

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

vaginal culture posted:

i
i believe
i believe that
i believe that ghana will score in the 90th minute and we will go out like limp dicked retards and brad davis is older than me and a piece of poo poo MLS garbageman

gonna be funny

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG
Does anyone have a .gif of the German goal? I was at the gym during the first half and was racing home during the half and they scored while I was booting up my computer :negative:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Vegetable posted:

I really want to watch the two games on split-screen. Don't think my TV can do that. Technology is failing me.

Stream one newb.

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

I feel like most of the US will stop caring about football for 4 years in about 25 minutes

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Gray Garrison posted:

Jones didn't even bother

i think he was offsides

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010

cant wait for beckerman to get a red

Optimus Subprime
Mar 26, 2005

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

what the gently caress Jones?

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
we are poo poo. pure poo poo

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?
Please don't do the lovely USA chant, please?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Recursive posted:

Please don't do the lovely USA chant, please?

it's #1.

L-Boned
Sep 11, 2001

by FactsAreUseless
FIFA is stupid. Head to head should be the first tie breaker.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

Sereri posted:

I feel like most of the US will stop caring about football for 4 years in about 25 minutes

Thank you for this highly original observation.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Sereri posted:

I feel like most of the US will stop caring about football for 4 years in about 25 minutes

you mean soccer

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
U
S
A

U
S
A

Theyre #1! Theyre #1

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

vaginal culture posted:

you mean soccer

Yeah, football rules and it's not only played for a month every 4 years.

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG
I wonder what the possession stats are. It feels like it is 60/40.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

L-Boned posted:

FIFA is stupid. Head to head should be the first tie breaker.

that would render the game meaningless for portugal and they'd have no incentive to resist ghana and would be worse for us lol
forest for the trees my friend

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

L-Boned posted:

FIFA is stupid. Head to head should be the first tie breaker.
Goal difference is an alright indicator of quality for the entire round, so I'm ok with it being the first tiebreaker.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Bip Roberts posted:

Yeah, football rules and it's not only played for a month every 4 years.

Then why does the US look like that :colbert:

schmitty9800
Feb 10, 2003

vaginal culture posted:

we are poo poo. pure poo poo

Our keeper is great! And Johnson is good if he isn't tired as gently caress

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010

Enigma89 posted:

I wonder what the possession stats are. It feels like it is 60/40.

that's probably about right

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


this is not that complicated!!

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Stop playing safe, Germany. I want them to stop hogging the ball.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Bip Roberts posted:

Yeah, football rules and it's not only played for a month every 4 years.

exactly, football is a top tier sport whereas soccer is 6th tier alongside water polo and lacrosse

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

i loving love me some neuer tbh

Nog
May 15, 2006

USA will advance and crush Belgium

it's all about the power of positive thinking, i learned that on oprah

mrg220t
Mar 5, 2007

Kitty no go hungry again with finger food!!!

Enigma89 posted:

I wonder what the possession stats are. It feels like it is 60/40.

5 minutes ago it was like 63 to Germany.

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

Enigma89 posted:

I wonder what the possession stats are. It feels like it is 60/40.

Last time they popped up it 61/39

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

vaginal culture posted:

that would render the game meaningless for portugal and they'd have no incentive to resist ghana and would be worse for us lol
forest for the trees my friend
Portugal would tie USA on head-to-head though. So it'd go down to goal difference again.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
US sucks at everything. Let's go Ghana!!!

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS

vaginal culture posted:

i
i believe
i believe that
i believe that ghana will score in the 90th minute and we will go out like limp dicked retards and brad davis is older than me and a piece of poo poo MLS garbageman

don't they have to score twice to win goal diff?

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG

Sereri posted:

Last time they popped up it 61/39

lolol

schmitty9800
Feb 10, 2003

Bip Roberts posted:

Yeah, football rules and it's not only played for a month every 4 years.

No, that's just the month where it's not a big plaything for oil billionaires.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Zeluth posted:

Stop playing safe, Germany. I want them to stop hogging the ball.

Lik, cmon, give it to Beckerman. He deserves the ball Germany.

Godzilla07
Oct 4, 2008

Vhak lord of hate posted:

don't they have to score twice to win goal diff?

one more and they go through on goals scored

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
I hope someone can keep me updated on all the stats by the minute

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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Vhak lord of hate posted:

don't they have to score twice to win goal diff?

no just one i think, based on the chart that is really hard for me to understand

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