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Picnic Princess posted:I wonder what this person would think about couples who have sex while pregnant. Those guys are putting their dicks awfully close to babies. Dr. Cox: Say, Bobbo, do you wanna weigh in on pregnancy sex? Dr. Kelso: It's a freak show. Dr. Cox: You've seen an ultrasound? They have eyes, they have hands. How do you think they're going to react to an intruder? (Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox make thrusting motions.) Dr. Kelso & Dr. Cox: UNH! Turk: The baby can't grab me down there? [to Carla] The baby can't grab me down there? Carla: No, baby...
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If it's gross to kiss someone because you sucked a dick at some point in the past, does that mean sexually active straight women/gay men should never sit down either? I mean, their vagina/butt had a dick in it too, right?
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the penis is a filthy thing, but only if you handle it. If you have one and don't fiddle with it, it's all good.
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So the trans man community on tumblr has found the newest evil, in between enby fabs and transtrenders: soy sauce
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bonestructure posted:He often expresses concern for the feelings of women in his work, therefore he is a massive human being qqqqq pussy of course I thought the only thing Bruno Mars expressed concern about was the lack of cocaine in rehab
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Er so how come Japanese men don't have breasts, then?
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FrozenVent posted:Er so how come Japanese men don't have breasts, then? the same reason their women dont. rlly makes u think, dsn't it? 
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Jun 26, 2014 19:38
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 drat THOSE SLUTTY FEMALES WALKING AROUND IN TANK TOPS AND SHORTS, SHOW SOME MODESTY FOR CHRISSAKES 
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CrowsNestMutineer posted:I didn't even know John Locke wrote smut... Thomas Hobbes tried. It was nasty, brutish, and short.
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Captain Clown posted:
I noticed this a couple of years ago in High School but it really kinda unnerves me how everybody started saying females for some reason.
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RareAcumen posted:I noticed this a couple of years ago in High School but it really kinda unnerves me how everybody started saying females for some reason. It's even weirder when its in real life, like they are discussion some alien specie.
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Captain Clown posted:
Lot of makeup on those eyes.
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Kavak posted:Babies come out of the mouth? For certain extinct frogs, yes. Perhaps that's what the Kermit images were about?
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TinTower posted:So the trans man community on tumblr has found the newest evil, in between enby fabs and transtrenders: soy sauce I don't know what I'm missing here, but it seems like someone is saying "Hey this food is high in a hormone I don't want, so here is an alternative" and some jackass comes in with "lololol pc gone mad you guys are loving weirdos"
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kazil posted:I don't know what I'm missing here, but it seems like someone is saying "Hey this food is high in a hormone I don't want, so here is an alternative" and some jackass comes in with "lololol pc gone mad you guys are loving weirdos" And then some guy goes totally crazy right back at him. It's the sudden snap into insanity on both their parts that makes them both idiots.
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 Hold on guys, let me make a strawman:  "911, what's your emergency?" "A man on the train has his legs spread too wide!I'm thinking the same thing, Gus. 
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nucleicmaxid posted:And then some guy goes totally crazy right back at him. It's the sudden snap into insanity on both their parts that makes them both idiots. That, and phytoestrogens don't actually have any effect on bodily estradiol levels. It's basically a rehash of the "soy makes you gay" panic.
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The amount of phytoestrogens in soy sauce is so ridiculously low that you would almost certainly have to drink it exclusively in place of any other liquid for the rest of your life to have any kind of effect. Hell, there's even evidence which says phytoestrogens will stop real estrogen from bonding with cells, so if anything these transmen should be guzzling that poo poo back like it's water so they can keep their manly gains! Salty, fermented, soya-based water 
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Picnic Princess posted:I wonder what this person would think about couples who have sex while pregnant. Those guys are putting their dicks awfully close to babies. I dunno sucking a dick isn't the most enjoyable part of sex tbh. kazil posted:I don't know what I'm missing here, but it seems like someone is saying "Hey this food is high in a hormone I don't want, so here is an alternative" and some jackass comes in with "lololol pc gone mad you guys are loving weirdos" It's literally soy sauce. The Iron Rose has a new favorite as of 22:52 on Jun 26, 2014 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Thomas Hobbes tried. It was nasty, brutish, and short. Sounds pretty poor.
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Jackard posted:Some The drink is called Monster, the slogan is "unleash the beast", why wouldn't the logo be 666? I get that it's not, but it just seems logical.
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Cosima posted:The drink is called Monster, the slogan is "unleash the beast", why wouldn't the logo be 666? I get that it's not, but it just seems logical. Well see if it was obvious and just laid out there it would be different but see it's so cleverly hidden that means it's obviously the influence of Satan! Now let me tell you about my Titanic conspiracy theories. It's one of those "Satan's influence is everywhere but hidden" things. You have to look for it because Satan is a crafty bastard that lures people to Hell with things like rock music and energy drinks. I'm kind of waiting for an energy drink company to actually make a Devil's Drink now, honestly, kind of like how people went apeshit about how satanic metal was and then a bunch of overtly satanic metal bands came out and went "yup, evil as gently caress, I hate you. Die."
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 Some harmless social media silliness, an inspirational quote on top of a picture of a bathing young elephant. Perhaps you recognize it as an animatronic elephant from Disneyland's Jungle Cruise, expressing his joy every day for the last 62 years
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DemeaninDemon posted:Please tell me Nemesis Mind Rape scene is on that list. Seriously, not even one Troi reference. 
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Update on the girl who was doing a month-long juice fast because she was inspired by a friend who had her ovarian cancer cured by juice: she quit after two days because her body wasn't getting enough nutrients. 
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Picnic Princess posted:I wonder what this person would think about couples who have sex while pregnant. Those guys are putting their dicks awfully close to babies.  "
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Zero Star posted:I'd be the best dad ever because if my teenage son or daughter ever get stroppy with me, I'll just say "Yeah well, I jizzed on your head while you were still in the womb I hosed your mom
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I like this conservative label. It's a very handy way to identify a rampaging moron.
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swampland posted:I hosed your mom I almost want to have kids purely so I can use this on them.
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So, I deleted a Facebook friend today.
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Captain Clown posted:
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Captain Clown posted:
I would think plucking and filling in your eyebrows and wearing eyeliner, eyeshadow, and mascara would be immodest in the same spirit as wearing "revealing" clothes, no? And yeah, she is an attractive woman, but she would be whether or not her face and body were covered up. Unless she's a burn victim or something, I guess.
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EZipperelli posted:Maybe I missed it, and I apologize in advance for the derail, but whatever happened to Firefighter Guy? Nothing new from his camp? I need some I hope hes alright 
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Titanic Guy, Firefighter Guy... we need more Guys.
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I have an Internet Entrepreneur Guy, but he doesn't post charmingly enthusiastic statuses, he just posts Forbes articles or LinkedIn articles without comment. It almost never leads to flame wars, either.
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