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Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

pkells posted:

Holy poo poo, that dude goes to my school. If I ever see him around town at night, he'll be drinking for free :cheers:

fake edit: His wiki page says he's a Kappa Sigma- I wonder what happened when the 19-20 year old dudes tried to haze him during pledge period. That probably didn't turn out well.

I'm gonna take a wild stab and say he just goes ahead and offers to take the fat friend in advance

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pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch

Snowdens Secret posted:

I'm gonna take a wild stab and say he just goes ahead and offers to take the fat friend in advance

:vince:

sforzacio
Nov 6, 2012

Snowdens Secret posted:

I'm gonna take a wild stab and say he just goes ahead and offers to take the fat friend in advance


OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Please stop making fun of meowlins, fibromyalgia is a very serious disease that afflicts zero people a year.

I know they don't teach pigs to read, so I'm not sure why I thought you would have read the memo, but Meowlins has Cerebral Ballsy. Fibromyalgia is just his cover for getting lyrica and OxyContin.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Obama Africanus posted:

I know they don't teach pigs to read, so I'm not sure why I thought you would have read the memo, but Meowlins has Cerebral Ballsy. Fibromyalgia is just his cover for getting lyrica and OxyContin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sONfxPCTU0

:'(

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Snowdens Secret posted:

I'm gonna take a wild stab and say he just goes ahead and offers to take the fat friend in advance

God drat, dude.

God.... drat.....

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Snowdens Secret posted:

I'm gonna take a wild stab and say he just goes ahead and offers to take the fat friend in advance

Proving once and for all that nothing is sacred to the jews aside from Gold, and more Gold.

:golfclap:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.











http://www.usatoday.com/story/todayinthesky/2014/04/14/girl-sends-terroristic-tweet-to-aa-gets-unwanted-response/7694161/

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Yeah, 2 months ago was crazy

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice
Went to the the USS Lexington today. All photos taken while holding at least one kid.

CV16

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Derek Dominoe posted:

Went to the the USS Lexington today. All photos taken while holding at least one kid.

CV16

Rectum Non Bustus lol

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.
Warrior post for warriors









ARRSE posted:

Perception
Great big thrumming beast of a thing with a big growly engine and full of blokes who, when not asleep or having a wank in the drivers compartment, are the best Infantry in the world.

Goes really quick anywhere you want to take it, and stops bloody sharp-ish too.

To compensate for its speed, presence and protection it is equipped with comedy weapons that need precognitive abilities (Think I'll need HE in three rounds time) or (when using the Chaingun), a patient and slow moving enemy, "firing now", BANG, clunk, "stoppage, feck hang on a bit - bollocks - dropped the spinny thing"

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

That's my boys right there :)

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Helldump Immunity. posted:

That's my boys right there :)

holio n rek docking irl

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That was HDI's jet, not mine. He flew NATO.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

genderstomper58 posted:

holio n rek docking irl

lol

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
gently caress awacs.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
Had to have been a hell of ride in the back of that thing. Imagine if you were on the crapper.

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice

monkeytennis posted:

Had to have been a hell of ride in the back of that thing. Imagine if you were on the crapper.

That's called a blue bath and is a common prank. (Usually just a quick rudder, though.)

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Derek Dominoe posted:

That's called a blue bath and is a common prank. (Usually just a quick rudder, though.)

Smurfed.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

holocaust bloopers posted:

gently caress awacs.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Snowdens Secret posted:

I'm gonna take a wild stab and say he just goes ahead and offers to take the fat friend in advance

Holy poo poo

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.










:stare:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
I guess thats why they wear a helmet in a tank.


right?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Jesus Christ. It looks like it's still moving under its own power.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Only the Kurds can save us now.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Say what you will, but the Syrian remake of Dukes of Hazard looks loving amazing

kemikalkadet
Sep 16, 2012

:woof:
ISIS showing off some of their new toys

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Whats the probability that they could successfully operate those.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.



"ISIS fighters celebrate while riding on US-supplied Iraqi military Humvees"

I don't get why they're green, I would've thought everything we gave Iraq would've been sand

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Chinatown posted:

Whats the probability that they could successfully operate those.

Pretty high, IMO. The Syrian civil war has weeded out a lot of your standard "load the mortar backwards" Hajjis.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

at the date posted:

Pretty high, IMO. The Syrian civil war has weeded out a lot of your standard "load the mortar backwards" Hajjis.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Looks correctly oriented. What can cause that?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Accretionist posted:

Looks correctly oriented. What can cause that?

Too many rounds too quickly. Last round cooked off in the tube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdWca4pouLU

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Too many rounds too quickly. Last round cooked off in the tube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdWca4pouLU

Insufficent takbirs, the barrels are cooled by ululation

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Snowdens Secret posted:



"ISIS fighters celebrate while riding on US-supplied Iraqi military Humvees"

I don't get why they're green, I would've thought everything we gave Iraq would've been sand

Probably repainted black given the insignia on the door. Jihadists are crazy about their organizational brand.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

should have put a mattress out there

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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Godholio posted:

Jesus Christ. It looks like it's still moving under its own power.

The lesson here is to never, ever, EVER piss off an Abrams.

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