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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

catdynamite posted:

i had some pizza for lunch and it was a very unsatisfying experience that threw off my whole day

its pretty hard to have unsatisfying pizza. you really have to try.

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Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:

its pretty hard to have unsatisfying pizza. you really have to try.

Not really. It can be too greasy, or the dough not cooked all the way, or it can get soggy on the bottom, or they could put the cheese too thick (yes there is such a thing). Also if the toppings are unevenly applied or fall off before the pizza gets in your mouth.

E: or if you reheated it in the microwave

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
watching the second life documentary on netflix and it's amazing

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

detectivemonkey posted:

God drat it my Haitians keep dying I can't go to bed until I win this.
why are you quoting Papa Doc honestly

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Shithouse Dave posted:

Not really. It can be too greasy, or the dough not cooked all the way, or it can get soggy on the bottom, or they could put the cheese too thick (yes there is such a thing). Also if the toppings are unevenly applied or fall off before the pizza gets in your mouth.

E: or if you reheated it in the microwave

that or live in california

its still really hard to make unsatisfying pizza tho.

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Vagithug posted:

Fat fingers.

Or I have a tiny phone.

(it's fat fingers)

Vagithug
Dec 27, 2012

by Ralp

I have it but I have no time to play it oh well.

LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:

its pretty hard to have unsatisfying pizza. you really have to try.

Filipino pizza is the worst.

Corn Thongs posted:

Or I have a tiny phone.

(it's fat fingers)

Fat Princess.

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
this documentary is making me want to get in on making stupid items in second life for money

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Do people still play second life?

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

psypopmonkey what are your thoughts on hotdogs

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Shithouse Dave posted:

Do people still play second life?

you can have sex in it of course they do

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Troposphere posted:

you can have sex in it of course they do

When I worked IT at a public university they had us install Second Life on several domain machines; apparently some interior design courses wanted to use it

It was pretty funny when they figured out what lurks in second life

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
hm yes, i would love to play a game with dragon people with giant wieners. that sounds delightful.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
you can have sex in ultima online too, you just have to put some effort in

ctrl + b
ctrl + b
ctrl + b
: her aquamarine eyes shine with the lascivious glow of a sunrise sea as her gown slips to reveal her firm, smooth, milk-white breasts
dost thou appreciate my technique, my lord?
ctrl + b
ctrl + b
ctrl + b

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
this one guy plays as an 11 year old and he is intensely creepy

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
(ctrl + b makes your character dip down on one knee and bow, if you do it in front of another character it looks like they're sucking they dong)

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Avshalom posted:

(ctrl + b makes your character dip down on one knee and bow, if you do it in front of another character it looks like they're sucking they dong)

my warlock got teabagged in WoW one time


also two people from my guild met irl and now they are married

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
In Fable 2 you can make people fall in love with you by farting at them

Crap
Nov 3, 2012

having sex in games is stupid, just do it in real life

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
the dude has a wife and she is SO WORRIED about it

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Crow Jane posted:

In Fable 2 you can make people fall in love with you by farting at them

I knew my life was a video game

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

lmbo this is an a card game I found while looking for newer stuff to try PnP wise

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

catdynamite posted:

having sex in games is stupid, just do it in real life

lol

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

the only thing i did in fable 2 was shut the game off

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

catdynamite posted:

having sex in games is stupid, just do it in real life

What are the Xbox thread people supposed to do then

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

catdynamite posted:

having sex in games is stupid, just do it in real life

sex is a game

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

NecroMonster posted:

the only thing i did in fable 2 was shut the game off

I'm sorry you hate fun

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Vagithug
Dec 27, 2012

by Ralp

catdynamite posted:

having sex in games is stupid, just do it in real life

I can't leave my house for uh...medical reasons.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
hitler; anime; sex;

Crap
Nov 3, 2012


well i'm not playing!! *takes sex ball and leaves in a huff*

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
weed

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
got some really good chinese white tea today

also my online job took the cap off my hours so now i can work up to 40 hours a week i'm so pumped gonna be rollin in the $$$$

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
roll in the moe

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
i am a tranny please legit FEMALE goons please tell me how to better emulate your mysterious gross ways.

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

my dream

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

Motherfucker posted:

i am a tranny please legit FEMALE goons please tell me how to better emulate your mysterious gross ways.

This but unironically

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Well every morning I like to start by drinking a cup of my own piss to recycle the hormones

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
And...let's be honest, other reasons as well

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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I save my menstrual blood in mason jars and sneak a drop or two into my boyfriend's food to keep him faithful

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