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Vorpal Cat
Mar 19, 2009

Oh god what did I just post?

Baronjutter posted:

Humans have this idea that we're weak and lovely and our only advantage is our brain, but our endurance is actually extremely good. Ancient hunters would just chase deer and poo poo until they collapsed, there's still people that practice this. Prey animals and carnivores are built for bursts of speed but humans are the loving Jasons of the animal kingdom. We just keep coming, we never stop. We have some of the best endurance on earth.

Also we have pretty drat good eyes.

I would be nice if any fantasy or scifi setting would ever acknowledge this rather then having humans be average at everying or having them be weaker and shorter lived then all the other races.

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ClearAirTurbulence
Apr 20, 2010
The earth has music for those who listen.
There was an SF book series where humans were bigger, stronger, and faster than every other intelligent species in the galaxy. There's a scene where an alien scientist accidentally makes a human subject flinch involuntarily, and from their point of view there was a blur and suddenly one of them had multiple broken bones. Read it so long ago I can't remember the name of it, though.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


Baronjutter posted:

Humans have this idea that we're weak and lovely and our only advantage is our brain, but our endurance is actually extremely good. Ancient hunters would just chase deer and poo poo until they collapsed, there's still people that practice this. Prey animals and carnivores are built for bursts of speed but humans are the loving Jasons of the animal kingdom. We just keep coming, we never stop. We have some of the best endurance on earth.

Also we have pretty drat good eyes.

Please take a look at this awesome Attenborough video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=826HMLoiE_o

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Wolves often cover distances of up to 200km/day, so getting to Vermont doesn't seem that unlikely from that standpoint at least. Though of course there is the Saint Lawrence river, which would probably cut down on wolves randomly wandering that far south.

Germany has seen a resurgence of its wild wolf population throughout the last decade or so after the last wolf being killed in 1904; they've all come over from Poland, apparently, with the exception of the dead wolf found in the Westerwald area, which seems to have wandered in from Italy.




(green = solitary wolf or at least one pack; yellow = traces of wolves (e.g. droppings, trails), red = dead wolf, hatched areas = military training grounds)

steinrokkan posted:

There's decent linguistic (as well as growing genetic) evidence to show that most of the original population wasn't displaced - rather it was assimilated. So the Celtic Boii confederation covering both the modern Bohemia and Bavaria (both of which are named after the Boii) mostly remained in place as the Germanic tribes moved in [...]

Close, but no cigar: the scholarly consensus concerning the etymology of Bavaria is that it comes from Germanic *Bajowarjōz (plural), meaning "men from Bohemia", making it stem from the Boii only indirectly. Bohemia, in turn, comes from the Germanix *Bajohaimaz , "home of the Boii" :eng101: The Bavarians were more of a mixture of various ethnicities anyway, probably forming out of the remaining Celtic population, Romans living there, Alemannic, Frankish, Thuringian, Eastern Gothic and Langobardic migrants and Germanic mercenaries in Roman service.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

I personally love the Turtledove story, The Road Less Taken, where humanity overlooks some magic that allows for interstellar travel and gets really good at science and murdering things instead. Aliens are not amused. Doesn't really make a lick of sense (Turtledove.txt), but it's a neat read.

There's another story that I remember only bits of where Earth is apparently in a region of space that only produces insane species for some reason, so all the aliens are pretty concerned when humanity emerges from there as a real civilization. Then we accidentally start a fight during a first contact moment, so the rest of the galaxy assumes we're all murdering psychopaths, and humans just sort of shrug and go with it.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Vorpal Cat posted:

I would be nice if any fantasy or scifi setting would ever acknowledge this rather then having humans be average at everying or having them be weaker and shorter lived then all the other races.

There are some internet short stories of varying quality along those lines you can find by searching for "Humanity, gently caress Yeah."

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

Widestancer posted:

I'm a GIS programmer/analyst by trade and this thread has caught my eye for awhile. If anyone's interested I can see if I can dig up some old maps I've had to do for clients before that were pretty loaded one way or another.

:justpost::justpost::justpost:

PittTheElder posted:

There's another story that I remember only bits of where Earth is apparently in a region of space that only produces insane species for some reason, so all the aliens are pretty concerned when humanity emerges from there as a real civilization. Then we accidentally start a fight during a first contact moment, so the rest of the galaxy assumes we're all murdering psychopaths, and humans just sort of shrug and go with it.

This sounds amazing, I'd love to know the name of the story.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Vorpal Cat posted:

I would be nice if any fantasy or scifi setting would ever acknowledge this rather then having humans be average at everying or having them be weaker and shorter lived then all the other races.

Yeah but humans judge things based on them selves so the aliens will be strong or weak compared to humans. People are only tall if they are taller than you.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Rumda posted:

Yeah but humans judge things based on them selves so the aliens will be strong or weak compared to humans. People are only tall if they are taller than you.


Really? No one bothered to ask Canada?

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Ammat The Ankh posted:

Really? No one bothered to ask Canada?

And yet asked North Koreans, who are much shorter than South Koreans.

I can't find that picture :(

EDIT: Found it!

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Really? No one bothered to ask Canada?

Canada is just America II!: THE SEQUEL! so it's probably the same.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Really? No one bothered to ask Canada?

:ssh: The real problem is that they couldn't be bothered to use an overlay with the right borders look at Sudan and South sudan

Rumda fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Jun 27, 2014

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Rumda posted:

:ssh: The real problem is that they could'nt be bothered to use an overlay with the right borders look at Sudan and South sudan

That's nothing; did you know that Greenland isn't really the size of Africa?

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Fojar38 posted:

That's nothing; did you know that Greenland isn't really the size of Africa?

:350: Have your ever like looked at a map upside down....

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Poizen Jam posted:

That would indicate to me small populations of wolves somehow got here from the mainland- and if that's a possibility, the St Lawrence hardly seems daunting. I can believe isolated populations appear much further south than those ranges would indicate.
Still, a major river will probably reduce the number of wolves randomly trekking down south, even if it's not a hard barrier. Of course that assumes it's random, and not population pressures driving them.

Pakled posted:

Yeah, I'm guessing it's around 900 based on the presence of "Anglo-Scandinavians," Hungarians, Franks, Greeks in southern Italy, and Anatolia not being Turkish yet.
Genetically, the Turkic tribes who invaded Anatolia has left only a tiny mark, it being just another case of cultural domination which led to the Turks becoming the majority ethnicity over time. It's probably better to replace the word ethnic with "genetic group named after original ethnicity", since it appears to be based on Y-DNA/mtDNA haplogroup maps.



Haven't found an equivalent map for mtDNA though, so I can't say for sure, but there is some overlap here.

System Metternich posted:

Germany has seen a resurgence of its wild wolf population throughout the last decade or so after the last wolf being killed in 1904; they've all come over from Poland, apparently, with the exception of the dead wolf found in the Westerwald area, which seems to have wandered in from Italy.
The stories of wolves (and bears!) approaching Denmark from the south has been a constant fixture of Danish news since I was a kid I think.

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

Southern Proto-European supremacy! :cryinggrecoslav:

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

SaltyJesus posted:

Southern Proto-European supremacy! :cryinggrecoslav:
Please don't forget your northern brothers. :cryingprotoeuropeans:

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Please don't forget your northern brothers. :cryingprotoeuropeans:

:tito::respek::denmark: Now let's go give steinrokkan swirlies for being a Central Indo-European scrub.

Gleri
Mar 10, 2009

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Still, a major river will probably reduce the number of wolves randomly trekking down south, even if it's not a hard barrier. Of course that assumes it's random, and not population pressures driving them.

Yeah but this is water that at least partly freezes in the winter. If you cross the Gulf of St. Lawrence in winter there's a fair bit of sea ice floating around. And my understanding is that there is very significant sea ice in the Strait of Belle Isle for 8 months of the year. And so, the theory I've heard is that the wolves are Labrador wolves that get stuck on ice pans. You seemingly only need a few to get across and into central Newfoundland--which is a vast, uninhabited wilderness filled with moose and caribou--to revive the population. There's supply on the other side. There's even a town on the Labrador side of the strait called L'anse-au-Loup (Wolf Cove).

I hope we get a significant wolf population around here. It was stupid to hunt them off. They'd control the moose population and the moose are a serious menace. I think on balance wolves are less dangerous than moose.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Disco Infiva posted:

And yet asked North Koreans, who are much shorter than South Koreans.

I can't find that picture :(

EDIT: Found it!


Problem with that photo is that South Korea is very picky for it's guards near DMZ and only the most tallest dudes go there. IF I recall correctly, they can't put someone lower than 6' there, unless it is very exceptional soldier who's very close to 6' - in those cases they put just more stuff in his boots to make him look taller, thus any reliable comparison can't be made from that picture.

Price Check
Oct 9, 2012
On the "Humans are the worst" sci-fi subject, The Forever War is basically a Vietnam allegory that is less than charitable to humanity as a species. It might even be the source of one of the stories mentioned above.

TheBalor
Jun 18, 2001
There's a whole generation of North Koreans who are currently in their 20's and 30's, those who grew up during the famine years, who are actually quite stunted in that way. They missed out on lots of growth when they were kids, because they never got proper nutrition.

Semquais
Dec 5, 2013

SaltyJesus posted:

:justpost::justpost::justpost:


This sounds amazing, I'd love to know the name of the story.

That sounds like the Veil of Madness stories.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

ClearAirTurbulence posted:

There was an SF book series where humans were bigger, stronger, and faster than every other intelligent species in the galaxy. There's a scene where an alien scientist accidentally makes a human subject flinch involuntarily, and from their point of view there was a blur and suddenly one of them had multiple broken bones. Read it so long ago I can't remember the name of it, though.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Damned_Trilogy

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

SaltyJesus posted:

:tito::respek::denmark: Now let's go give steinrokkan swirlies for being a Central Indo-European scrub.
Indo-Europeans are scum! It is time to revive the Cro-Magnon Empire!

Gleri posted:

Yeah but this is water that at least partly freezes in the winter. If you cross the Gulf of St. Lawrence in winter there's a fair bit of sea ice floating around. And my understanding is that there is very significant sea ice in the Strait of Belle Isle for 8 months of the year. And so, the theory I've heard is that the wolves are Labrador wolves that get stuck on ice pans. You seemingly only need a few to get across and into central Newfoundland--which is a vast, uninhabited wilderness filled with moose and caribou--to revive the population. There's supply on the other side. There's even a town on the Labrador side of the strait called L'anse-au-Loup (Wolf Cove).

I hope we get a significant wolf population around here. It was stupid to hunt them off. They'd control the moose population and the moose are a serious menace. I think on balance wolves are less dangerous than moose.
Okay, a (semi-)frozen strait would simplify matters significantly. Didn't consider that.

As for which is more dangerous, it probably depends a lot on the area and how people live in it. Habitat destruction following human expansion of farmlands puts pressure on wolves to find other types of prey, at the same time as you introduce a new potential food source (farmhands), which obviously isn't a recipe for not having wolves attack people. That's probably not that big of a problem on Newfoundland though, or the West in general.

TheBalor posted:

There's a whole generation of North Koreans who are currently in their 20's and 30's, those who grew up during the famine years, who are actually quite stunted in that way. They missed out on lots of growth when they were kids, because they never got proper nutrition.
I don't recall the exact ages which have a marked effect on your height, but from what I gather, during some periods in a child's life pretty much any disruption is going to shave potentially inches of their final height. Not even talking about long disruptions, just getting a case of diarrhea seems to be enough. (Maybe it takes the body a while afterward to reconstitute itself before it can begin growing again?) This is probably the reasons European Americans are kinda short compared to their European counterparts, too many kids with bad nutrition and even worse healthcare.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

A Buttery Pastry posted:

This is probably the reasons European Americans are kinda short compared to their European counterparts, too many kids with bad nutrition and even worse healthcare.

Average US height (like, not just European Americans but in general) is essentially identical or taller than anywhere in Europe outside of Scandinavia.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




computer parts posted:

Average US height (like, not just European Americans but in general) is essentially identical or taller than anywhere in Europe outside of Scandinavia.
Have you been to Baltic countries?

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

computer parts posted:

Average US height (like, not just European Americans but in general) is essentially identical or taller than anywhere in Europe outside of Scandinavia.

A Buttery Pastry made the mistake here. Depending on the influence non-European Americans have on average US height, it doesn't reflect well on the US to have the same height as the continent that includes a host of countries with much worse living conditions now or in the (relatively recent) past than the USA had.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Torrannor posted:

A Buttery Pastry made the mistake here. Depending on the influence non-European Americans have on average US height, it doesn't reflect well on the US to have the same height as the continent that includes a host of countries with much worse living conditions now or in the (relatively recent) past than the USA had.

I'm going by country; in Western Europe (Spain/France/UK) they're about the same height as the US.

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
Why are you guys even discussing this without a map?

http://www.averageheight.co/average-male-height-by-country

ClearAirTurbulence
Apr 20, 2010
The earth has music for those who listen.

PittTheElder posted:

I personally love the Turtledove story, The Road Less Taken, where humanity overlooks some magic that allows for interstellar travel and gets really good at science and murdering things instead. Aliens are not amused. Doesn't really make a lick of sense (Turtledove.txt), but it's a neat read.

There's another story that I remember only bits of where Earth is apparently in a region of space that only produces insane species for some reason, so all the aliens are pretty concerned when humanity emerges from there as a real civilization. Then we accidentally start a fight during a first contact moment, so the rest of the galaxy assumes we're all murdering psychopaths, and humans just sort of shrug and go with it.

I remember that Turtledove one! It was a neat concept, after musket-wielding iron age aliens get their butts kicked when they try to invade the Earth the scientists examine their ship. and when they see how their ship drive works they are baffled that nobody on Earth had ever thought of such a ridiculously simple technology. The story mentions in passing that there was one alien race that went to space with bronze spaceships because they hadn't invented iron yet when they learned gravity manipulation.

I didn't quite buy the idea that technology tended to stagnate and stop advancing once intelligent beings discovered the stardrive, though I guess it was necessary for the story.

ClearAirTurbulence
Apr 20, 2010
The earth has music for those who listen.

TheBalor posted:

There's a whole generation of North Koreans who are currently in their 20's and 30's, those who grew up during the famine years, who are actually quite stunted in that way. They missed out on lots of growth when they were kids, because they never got proper nutrition.

There are a lot of stunted South Koreans, mostly in their late thirties and older, because South Korea was poorer than North Korea until the 1980s. I remember that it's a plot point in The Host, the father of one of the main characters explains that he is mentally slow and falls asleep a lot because he was a kid in '80s.

That's odd about the short North Korean border guard in the photo and I wonder if it is a strange angle...I'd heard that they too put only their tallest soldiers near the border.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
I think one issue here is that I forgot to clarify who I was talking about : Young Americans. The American average might still match up pretty well, but the younger generation aren't growing taller than their parents, unlike in other OECD countries.

Men are essentially stagnant, and it's obviously not because they've reached some limit imposed by biology since America isn't chilling at the front of the pack.



Meanwhile, American women are actually growing shorter (alongside Islandic women.)

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

A Buttery Pastry posted:

I think one issue here is that I forgot to clarify who I was talking about : Young Americans. The American average might still match up pretty well, but the younger generation aren't growing taller than their parents, unlike in other OECD countries.

Men are essentially stagnant, and it's obviously not because they've reached some limit imposed by biology since America isn't chilling at the front of the pack.



Meanwhile, American women are actually growing shorter (alongside Islandic women.)



How much of that is related to changing racial demographics though?

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe
I would bet all kinds of money that the stagnation is entirely attributable to immigration.

Mu Cow
Oct 26, 2003

Bloodnose posted:

I would bet all kinds of money that the stagnation is entirely attributable to immigration.

Yeah, I came across some height tables once which listed average heights by race. After seeing it, I called up my mom to tell her that if more Hispanic women move to the US, she wouldn't be short anymore, she would be average.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
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computer parts posted:

How much of that is related to changing racial demographics though?
Changing racial demographics would affect both sides of the calculation though, with the older immigrant cohort dragging down the average of the older American cohort as a whole. Meanwhile, their kids would very likely be taller than their parents due to improved nutrition in the US. Of course this does depend on the exact numbers you're dealing with, since the immigrant population is unlikely to have the same age structure as the rest of American society, and whether/how much shorter the younger cohort is in comparison to everyone else too. A large enough gain from immigrant parents to their kids, compared to native parents and theirs, would offset the greater proportion of ethnic groups who are on average shorter. (Which is basically down to nutrition too.)

This study, which divides the population along ethnic and immigrant lines, has both white and black America as essentially stagnant too. (White America might have gained a bit in one of the cohorts.)

A Buttery Pastry fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Jun 27, 2014

Hambilderberglar
Dec 2, 2004


A map of the percentage of dwellings with a bathroom in Poland.
source

Hambilderberglar fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Jun 27, 2014

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

Grand Fromage posted:

Iran has a long, long winemaking tradition. Shiraz being the most common example we get in the west.

Iran still has a lot of vineyards for making verjus/ab-gooreh, which is a tart, unfermented young grape juice. When I make a mead-with-verjus (omphacomel, if you want to be a dick about it) I go to little Persia and grab some on the cheap since American bottles of verjus are quite expensive.

I have to imagine there is a regular stream of grapes that are, uhhh, accidentally harvested late and then, after processing to verjus are, uhhh, accidentally forgotten about only to be "rediscovered" a few months later.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Hambilderberglar posted:


A map of the percentage of dwellings with a bathroom in Poland.
source
Conservatives hate toilets.

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Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
So the most heavily purple areas both the main base of support for PiS and the parts of Poland that were part of the Russian Empire's territory.

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