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ToxicSlurpee posted:I'm kind of waiting for an energy drink company to actually make a Devil's Drink now, honestly, kind of like how people went apeshit about how satanic metal was and then a bunch of overtly satanic metal bands came out and went "yup, evil as gently caress, I hate you. Die." This is pretty close.
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kalanikaloni posted:Update on the girl who was doing a month-long juice fast because she was inspired by a friend who had her ovarian cancer cured by juice: she quit after two days because her body wasn't getting enough nutrients. What a chump. Any real juicer could consume the juice of 9kg of spinach per day. Followed by acute vitamin a poisoning.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:39 |
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I'm not an expert on Communist thought, but I'm pretty sure that witchcraft, bestiality and "no interest in ... state-regulated norms" all go heavily against it.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 06:58 |
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Gen. Ripper posted:"May cast an IMF spell?" Is she implying third world countries deserve to get hosed over by the IMF? Regeants needed for this spell: roll of hundred note bills in denomination of your choice and a green candle. "By the moons, by the godess, you will privatize your state-owned assets Ableist villian, cisist scum, from Bretton-Woods your policies will come."
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 06:59 |
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"dusty"? Or don't I want to know... (And she really shouldn't be wearing black underwear with that dress.)
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 07:14 |
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Clarence posted:(And she really shouldn't be wearing black underwear with that dress.) I'm afraid I must disagree and endorse the black underwear with that dress, tyvm
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 07:24 |
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I don't care about what or how much you label yourself but leave your goddamn cats alone
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 07:36 |
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I think we found Morally Inept's soul mate.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 08:00 |
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Byzantine posted:I'm not an expert on Communist thought, but I'm pretty sure that witchcraft, bestiality and "no interest in ... state-regulated norms" all go heavily against it. Communists believe in a stateless society, as opposed to Socialism, but they might be a weirdo Anarchist
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 08:02 |
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swampland posted:
With each one of these I read, it's like Empath and Indigo-Crystal-Rainbow-Star Adults/Children traits are all the same to the point you can swap the title around and they're not any different. It's like they've got to be somehow special from the horrible norms in the exact same conformist manner.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 08:36 |
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The Iron Rose posted:I dunno sucking a dick isn't the most enjoyable part of sex tbh. That may be, but if you want to suck dick because making the dick owner happy makes you happy, then it's perfectly reasonable to consider sucking dick a normal and awesome part of sex. Anime Device posted:I love half naked females. Really, though, everyone does. It's just a matter of who's willing to admit it without fear of eternal damnation or judgment.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 09:55 |
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ThatPazuzu posted:Titanic Guy, Firefighter Guy... we need more Guys. I'll be at five guys later
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 10:41 |
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I'd like to thank three of my friends for each sharing a video with a very NSFW thumbnail of a bare, diseased breast. It's probably fake, but seeing as I'm in a goddamn airport I'm not too eager to check it out.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 13:13 |
Softface posted:I'd like to thank three of my friends for each sharing a video with a very NSFW thumbnail of a bare, diseased breast. It's probably fake, but seeing as I'm in a goddamn airport I'm not too eager to check it out. I know exactly what you're talking about and it's fake. It's just a lotus flower pod photoshopped over a woman's nipple.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 13:13 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:I know exactly what you're talking about and it's fake. It's just a lotus flower pod photoshopped over a woman's nipple. I figured it was something like that. I need smarter friends, more sleep or both.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 13:16 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:I know exactly what you're talking about and it's fake. It's just a lotus flower pod photoshopped over a woman's nipple. It came from here as well: http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=249
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 13:17 |
Orgophlax posted:It came from here as well: http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=249 Oh great I can't wait for someone to stab a titty a bunch of times over this poo poo
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 13:25 |
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Experto Crede posted:I'll be at five guys later https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 13:32 |
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The Iron Rose posted:I dunno sucking a dick isn't the most enjoyable part of sex tbh. I wonder. How does it feel to be so wrong?
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 13:39 |
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1stGear posted:I almost want to have kids purely so I can use this on them. You don't have to have kids to say that to kids. Pick out some kids at random at the mall, park or local church. Extra bonus points if mom and dad are present.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 13:46 |
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LoonShia posted:I wonder. How does it feel to be so wrong? Every time I try it it's definitely not enjoyable and is also very difficult. Usually after a while my wife stops me and says "let me do that before you hurt your back"
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 14:28 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Every time I try it it's definitely not enjoyable and is also very difficult. Usually after a while my wife stops me and says "let me do that before you hurt your back" Just sounds like you need some flexibility training tbh
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 14:33 |
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quote:friendzone'd
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 15:38 |
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My local social justice keyboard warrior shared this: You know, I'm honestly with the SJWs all the way on sexism, racism, transphobia, classism, etc. These are important issues that need to be fixed. But introverts being an oppressed group? loving parents? Give me a break. In what possible universe are "people who have children" an underprivileged minority?
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 16:01 |
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I am an introvert and I really dislike being treated any differently at parties. I don't want anyone's pity for having bad social skills lmao what the gently caress?
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 16:04 |
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ol qwerty bastard posted:My local social justice keyboard warrior shared this: Well you could keep a bowl of condoms somewhere so they don't make the same mistake as the last party.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 16:07 |
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17 likes.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 16:07 |
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i think telling people who are drunk off their rear end to try and relate to black people better is an excellent idea.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 16:07 |
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ol qwerty bastard posted:My local social justice keyboard warrior shared this: Funnily enough, today The Guardian put out a piece showing where in England a single person earning an average wage can afford to purchase a house. As a single person who's making less than average wage (the 'average' always seems quite high because of the amount of people earning absurd money I expect, too) I'm feeling oppressed. Someone make a poster for me and my kind.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 16:08 |
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 16:11 |
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Rich Radbards posted:You don't have to have kids to say that to kids. Pick out some kids at random at the mall, park or local church. Extra bonus points if mom and dad are present. The point is that its accurate. A random stranger can just roll their eyes and say "Whatever, man." My kids would just have to sit there and deal with it. I would be a bad father is what I'm getting at here.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 16:17 |
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I wonder what the next "girls won't have sex with me because they're bitches" rationalization will be? Will bell bottoms come back into style and give us a chance to relive the glory days of Ladder Theory? Or will it be something new and even loving dumber?
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 16:20 |
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Pity the bisexual who can never have friends, only sexual partners.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 16:32 |
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Aleph Null posted:Pity the bisexual who can never have friends, only sexual partners. He's straight, I think he was in fact implying that he has both been in the Friend Zone and also put girls in the Friend Zone himself.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 16:33 |
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ol qwerty bastard posted:My local social justice keyboard warrior shared this: I think the easiest way to make the party better would be to not invite the kind of buzzkill who would share this picture in the first place. We're here to have a party, not get depressed talking about prejudices. Also holy gently caress introverts aren't some delicate little thing that need protection and special care.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 16:33 |
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"is there an equivalent term for a male friend who turns down a close female friend?" Uh... yeah. It's called the "friend zone". I'm not sure why he/she thinks that term only works one way. I've been on both ends of it myself, and I would still call it the friend zone in both instances whether I was getting zoned or doing the zoning.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 16:38 |
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I think introvert is their socially acceptable way of saying "I self diagnosed myself as autistic" in this scenario. EDIT: Chomp8645 posted:"is there an equivalent term for a male friend who turns down a close female friend?"
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 16:40 |
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Orgophlax posted:EDIT: Well, what else do you call it when you are nice to a girl and she doesn't sleep with you in return, Mr. Smartypants?
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 16:46 |
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I call her my mom.
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Sexual Aluminum posted:I call her my mom. Wha? she gives it out for everyone else.
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