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Aug 31, 2004


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Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

The worst part of this world cup is trying to explain to people that flopping really isn't that big of a deal in the sport despite every American thinking it is. That and draws aren't a problem.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Haha look at the Span Portugu Itali uhhh...HONDURANS what a bunch of babies

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
Im pleased that we managed 3 minutes and 8 seconds of writhing around in only 7 attempts.

Riven
Apr 22, 2002
Does anyone have that article saying the US wouldn't be that good because diving is so antithetical to American culture and we don't do it as often as others and that would hold us back? Guess Klinsmann got us over that hump.

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Flopping in NBA was imported from Europe.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Bosnians are tough.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Since when do we call it 'flopping'?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

R. Mute posted:

Since when do we call it 'flopping'?

America.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

R. Mute posted:

Since when do we call it 'flopping'?

Since NBA players brought it into the leap year schedule attention span of americans.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

El Hefe posted:

Bosnians are tough.

Big strong lads

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

He later identified the culprit as 5'10" and white

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006


Italy haven't even been out that long

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Contact injuries are a serious bitch and taking a few seconds/minutes to recover doesn't point to some systemic problem in the game. Also rolling on the ground to waste time becomes less of a problem if refs actually added on enough time to compensate. They should probably have the 4th official time all the stoppages because a lot of refs sure as hell don't bother doing so.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Vegetable posted:

Contact injuries are a serious bitch and taking a few seconds/minutes to recover doesn't point to some systemic problem in the game. Also rolling on the ground to waste time becomes less of a problem if refs actually added on enough time to compensate. They should probably have the 4th official time all the stoppages because a lot of refs sure as hell don't bother doing so.

I always thought fourth officials did that anyway and the referee took their calculations into account.

WangNV
Mar 22, 2001
I'm so lonely
More teams should do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-ffPTlhE0w

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Algeria were having some stretcher antics everytime they had a result this world cup, pretty shameful.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
I'm glad we timewasted so much vs. Ghana because they did it so bad in 2010 I nearly killed myself out of anger

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Gigi Galli posted:

Haha look at the Span Portugu Itali uhhh...HONDURANS what a bunch of babies
They're no South Koreans, though.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
https://vine.co/v/MFzA13U1aFm

Arsene's face lol

jooky
Jan 15, 2003


clint dempsey wasn't "forced to miss time" when his nose was broken. is that counted here? thats a really weird chart

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

frankenfreak posted:

They're no South Koreans, though.



Mmm, I love AvgWTpFIFis

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

RVProfootballer posted:

Mmm, I love AvgWTpFIFis

Who doesn't love average writhing time per fake injury flop in seconds?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

El Hefe posted:

Bosnians are tough.

I love that they're bottom

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Probably posted at some point, but first time I'd seen it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XICoCI20o-E

Kagawa and Kiyotake take on 55 kids

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

frankenfreak posted:

Who doesn't love average writhing time per fake injury flop in seconds?

This totally embodies the current state of american sport where everything must be boiled down to a metric and analyzed in fine detail for potential correlation. It's like all the jocks up and turned their interest to call of duty leaving sport in the hands of a bunch of autists.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

TraderStav posted:

This totally embodies the current state of american sport where everything must be boiled down to a metric and analyzed in fine detail for potential correlation. It's like all the jocks up and turned their interest to call of duty leaving sport in the hands of a bunch of autists.

I can't achieve full erection without thinking of what percentage of my blood is now in my cock.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkNTGBPhLiY

Koeman right now

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



TraderStav posted:

This totally embodies the current state of american sport where everything must be boiled down to a metric and analyzed in fine detail for potential correlation. It's like all the jocks up and turned their interest to call of duty leaving sport in the hands of a bunch of autists.

frankenfreak is a german you oval office. hth

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Just needed to vent there a bit. Feel free to writhe from the foul post.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack


Poverty car. Would be embarrassed if my nanny drove one. poo poo club.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Mr. Mambold posted:

frankenfreak is a german you oval office. hth

Was speaking to the general idea and not directly to him but nice meltdown regardless.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

vaginal culture posted:



Poverty car. Would be embarrassed if my nanny drove one. poo poo club.

Don't they get that for free?

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

blue footed boobie posted:

Don't they get that for free?

Free or not you couldn't pay me to drive a chevy

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Kurtofan posted:

Algeria were having some stretcher antics everytime they had a result this world cup, pretty shameful.

unsurprised a frenchman has something negative to say about algeria

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

blue footed boobie posted:

Don't they get that for free?

An even bigger insult.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


vaginal culture posted:



Poverty car. Would be embarrassed if my nanny drove one. poo poo club.
LT14 UBB

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Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

USMNT players are simulating pussies. No surprises here, the amount of diving I witnessed from that team was astounding. Wish they'd keep to their sports where they can flop around like women all they want, the pampered bitches. Portugal on the other hand...wow. We might have gone out due to strange rules but we did it standing up with our chins held high, true Alphas to the core. I'm proud.

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