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Mark Trail just saved the only black guy in Africa by turning a hippo into a flaming shish kabob. Meanwhile, Geech still wasn't being scanned correctly and the artist was still alive.  
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Previously, on... Luann Rosa announced that she's going to Peru. Gunther spends a week fiddle-faddling about whether or not he's bold enough to go to Peru with her. As far as I can tell, Rosa never ASKED Gunther to go to Peru with her, but I'm sure it's too much to hope for that when Gunther announces his big decision to go away with her that she says, "Excuse me? No, lovely high school boyfriend, we're breaking up now."  Also, I'm pretty sure Peru's been mapped. Apartment 3-G loving nothing. And really passive-aggressive about it, too.  Pros & Cons Pretty much joke-a-day stuff like this:  Sally Forth Hilary completes her final exams. The Forths prepare to go on vacation with Sally's family and Ted is NOT happy about it. Hil's boyfriend Jon had another growth spurt.  The Amazing Spider-Man JJJ meets Doc Ock at his release from prison and copious amounts of rear end smooching commences. Apparently 3J prefers Ock to Spidey because Ock does not falsely advertise; he actually has eight arms. Ock is a genius and all, so he does not allow a good opportunity to go to waste. 
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Going to be funny when this half-assed Superior Spider-Man arc ends up being better than the comic book one. Cow and Boy  Bitchin'. Sherman's Lagoon 
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Ema Nymton posted:Nice! We're building a house ATM, so we selected those wallpapers for the kids room, there's another room with the same wallpaper but green instead.
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Juliet Jones Miss Mellet, the publisher lady, is sad because Grady wasn't only her boyfriend, but also her firm's most important client. Getting dumped could sink her whole enterprise! Luckily, that beatnick janitor dude comes up with a harebrained scheme worthy of I Love Lucy.  Radio Patrol In the absence of any real leads, the cops decide to see what all the major local fences are up to. Lucky for them, this one lady who used to work at the fur store now works in fur storage. She recognizes a stolen fur when it's brought in to be stored.  Rip Kirby Kismet Kildare turns out to be lovely at revenge. She feels bad and goes to Rip Kirby and tells him everything. Kirby forgives Kismet, but Let's Be Friendses her before agreeing to look into her father's case. Kismet's uncle is not happy to hear about it.  Big Ben Bolt Ben fights that Irish dude with the crap shoulder! The fight kind of sucks, though, an account of the aforementioned shoulder and Ben's knowledge of same. 
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So I have Johnny the Homicidal Maniac handy. While I'm not sure if the meat of it would be kosher for this thread (since I can't tell if the actual JTHM stuff was ever published in strip format), there's some stuff filling it out that I know for a fact is, and while it kinda runs the gamut in quality and is a little heavy on the  , it's never really outright bad and I think it's still unique enough to be worth sharing.So without further ado: a Public Service Announcement on the dangers of teen pregnancy. (Click for big.) 
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GorfZaplen posted:Mandrake the Magician 
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ZeeToo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz The joke's on you, inspector Danger is Danish!
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tiistai posted:
This is actually a thing. They are super strict about where you can build saunas. At our summer cottage our lakeside sauna is allowed to exist at the shore basically only because it was built way before these kinds of laws existed and kind of got grandfathered in. Even then we have to build an elaborate drainage system / waste water storage thing so our horribly contaminated sauna water doesn't pollute the lake. The same lake that is used by motorboats and even some kind of small cruise line. It's worth noting that this horrible menace to nature is used by two people a couple of times a week and it's so old it doesn't even have showers, so you have to wash by pouring water over yourself from a vat. Thanks to Finnish bureaucracy nature is now saved 
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ZeeToo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz What's the actual answer? I'm guessing it's that the photos were manipulated because the fire looks the exact same both times.
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The actual answer is that the murder could not have taken place past 9pm because there is a fire going, and that's too late for an unattended fire, as recently enacted residential bylaws would've required the butler to smother the flames at 8:45pm sharp with an exception only if at least two members of the household were in that room watching an Agatha Christie television adaptation.
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Skippy (April 8, 1927) Peanuts, in which Snoopy sets achievable goals. (June 30, 1967)  Funky Winkerbean  Popeye  Rip Haywire  And tonight, barring further incidents, is when I catch up with the effort strips. So let's see how that goes.
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Sorry for the delay in Howard the Duck. Yes--it is the law.  
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Jane's World Watch the mouth, Jill, you're still tied up... they could kick your teeth in. And I would agree with Chelle, these two aren't too bright, so she should be able to wrap this up pretty quick. Non Sequitur   texting_sucks.jpgHeavenly Nostrils is still yesterday's. Kliban   drat, did I ever do a double take there. Axemaniac?  9 Chickweed Lane 6/27/2003  Nicely done, as usual, Brooke. Zits  Ah, the "direct approach". Kevin & Kell  Cool obvious cameo, Holbrook, of someone... I guess...  Oh Nemi... 
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Cul-de-sac is never gonna get to that friggin' petting zoo. The Creeps reminds you to call someone a chump today. 
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Fok_It, what the hell is your deal with buttermilk   I figured "icecreaming" takes less horizontal space than "ice cream stuff/things".
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Aardmania posted:9 Chickweed Lane I know I've bitched about this before, but god drat Brooke's whole thing of people seeing "sexy" things and losing their poo poo pisses me off. He might as well have the soldier doing a Tex Avery wild take and shouting HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA. Maybe Ham Shears will relax me.  The Dinette Set 
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Julet Esqu posted:Sally Forth
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Nenonen posted:The joke's on you, inspector Danger is Danish! I actually looked that up after I did this, but I couldn't figure out a good phrasing to make that work. CaptainCaveman posted:What's the actual answer? I'm guessing it's that the photos were manipulated because the fire looks the exact same both times. That was the answer... but check this fire a little closer. 
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His Divine Shadow posted:We're building a house ATM, so we selected those wallpapers for the kids room, there's another room with the same wallpaper but green instead. Too humble to self-promote, eh? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3575175 (it's a good thread)
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But then what the hell is the motive? He's hired help, it's not like he stood to gain a bunch of inheritance or escape indentured servitude or something. Congratulations, Inspector, you figured out that the murderer was just Being an Insane rear end in a top hat for No Reason Comix! Pooch Café  It's canon, Superman is a dick to his dog. http://www.anyclip.com/movies/superman-returns/fetch/ Ballard Street  Honestly, if I carried a handsaw around with me I'd be looking for excuses to use it too.
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Kennel posted:This wasn't posted here, right? Inspector Danger's falsely arrested so many people for insurance fraud, he just figured he'd let this guy go and falsely arrest somebody for theft instead. You know, even things out a little bit. It's more fair that way.
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Bloom County And here's the confirmation that, yes, this storyline was inspired by the NFL temps of '87.  P'shaw, the guy's doing a great impression. Calvin And Hobbes   Back to the D-O-double-G spelling, but still in 2011. Gilchrist!   Ripley's 
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Indolent Bastard posted:Mike du Jour gently caress, I laughed.
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Manuel Calavera posted:Bizarro Uh oh, that's one higher! 
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I couldn't wait to post this Fingerpori Saw it coming a mile away but laughed anyway
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Luann Thank you, Quill, you are the only voice of reason in this dumb thing. Apartment 3-G  Pros & Cons  Sally Forth  The Amazing Spider-Man 
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Julet Esqu posted:The Amazing Spider-Man Yessssssss
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Aardmania posted:Dick Tracy So either Wisconsin or China, depending on the 87.
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I have never before actively been rooting for Romeo and Juliet to just die already.
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gently caress you, Brooke. Mark Trail  Buz Sawyer 
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45 N, 87 W is in Lake Michigan, so it's China. That's going to be quite a commute. Geech has no story to advance, which is refreshing lately.  May 26, 2000 was illegible. 
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