Childers B. Lace posted:

Today I found out that he and his demanding girlfriend are going to Frolicon and that he has recently tested positive for Chlamydia! Neat! Also he thinks women have fragile egos, and he loves a good creampie vid.

Just...it's just way too much information. Way way way too much.

Whatev posted:

Why do you think we would know what Frolicon is or want to put that poo poo in our search history? Spill the beans, bean man.

Whatev posted:

Why do you think we would know what Frolicon is or want to put that poo poo in our search history? Spill the beans, bean man.

Childers B. Lace posted:

Sorry! trapped mouse is right, its a fetish convention in GA with everything from furries to orgies according to a cursory Google image search with no filters on. The people are very average looking.

Clochette posted:

Maybe a little below average.

kalanikaloni posted:

Update on the girl who was doing a month-long juice fast because she was inspired by a friend who had her ovarian cancer cured by juice: she quit after two days because her body wasn't getting enough nutrients.

Childers B. Lace posted:

Today I found out that he and his demanding girlfriend are going to Frolicon and that he has recently tested positive for Chlamydia! Neat! Also he thinks women have fragile egos, and he loves a good creampie vid.

Just...it's just way too much information. Way way way too much.

Clochette posted:

Maybe a little below average.

SodomyGoat101 posted:

Looks pretty average for a fetish convention.

Clochette posted:

Can someone please explain to me why so many people into kink are really fat and ugly?

karl fungus posted:

So do you know from personal experience?

Ninjasaurus posted:

What do you mean, too much information? I think anyone who would even consider going out with him (assuming he ever split from his girlfriend) would want to know all of this upfront. I demand honest dating profiles!

Childers B. Lace posted:

Oh, well he might not even have to split up with his girlfriend, they dabble in poly-amorous relationships. I messaged him a message that said the following: Try not to give anyone Chlamydia at Frolicon! Apparently I am a jerk according to him

DrNutt posted:

Not that they aren't a bunch of weirdos or anything, but you do realize that Chlamydia is easily cured with basic antibiotics right? Like it doesn't matter that he tested positive recently as long as he took his pills.

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How to Depression Good (and do other things really good)

Contained within are some quick fixes for the unbearable happiness which you are probably tired of feeling, and would like to replace with a depressive state so strong that it is almost contagious. The steps are to be read in descending order, and the process to be simply kept at a state of maintenance upon the achievement of your desired level of depression. Proceed at your own risk, as the material inside has the ability to render the reader so morose that when executed correctly, and with enough effort...well lets just say you won't be smiling for a decade or two. Now without further ado, the steps to achieve the ultimate state of long lasting, insurmountable sadness.


1. Enable your lazy side. This means staying in bed for at least a required 12-16 hours a day, saying 'No' to any plans you may or may not have already made, and generally eating as much gluten as your stomach can manage. It should also be mentioned that during this phase, you should be smoking as much pot as you can possibly intake, preferably on someone else's dime, and when there are a multitude of other productive activities which are actually requiring your attention. The catchphrase of this first level is 'Just Say No', as that is what must be said to any activity that is mildly good for you in any way, especially if one wants to take their need for habitual sadness to new heights. Feelings of worthlessness should start to emerge around day five, and rejoice dear reader, because this is the first step to a state of debilitating feeling which will render you joyless!


2. Ruminate for hours about all the lovely events that have ever happened to you, ever. Have a spare moment between sleeping and saying 'No'? Well that is what negative rumination is for. Remember that time somebody did something awful to you years ago, and ruminate about it! There is no time like the present to achieve that sinking feeling of despair which is akin to a craving. Rumination is key, because it will allow one to come to terms with the universally acknowledged fact that the glass if really half empty! This technique may also have the added side effect of repelling every person you ever considered a friend, which is perfect because the depths of utter despair are more potent when experienced in a state of self isolation, and whilst downing copious amounts of Ben and Jerry's!


3. Find music that makes you feel dismal and play it on repeat whilst crying. One should utilize this technique as often as they feel is needed, but a minimum of three times daily and for the length of at least half an hour is recommended for optimum achievement in the sadness department. Pretend all of your trivial, and most likely superficial problems are the most debilitating thing in the world and then cry a river. It should be noted that this technique has added finesse if executed alone and in a small cramped space devoid of light.


4. Become offended by everything and anything. As a delicate flower with much morose capacity, one has the potential to really affronted on a second to second basis. That person waving from across the street, is crossing boundaries, overstepping the line, and frankly could use a rude and inconsiderate rebuttal detailing in full how utterly offended you truly are. Don't stop there though, take your aggrieved response and apply it to everything and liberally bestow it upon any activity! No situation is too tame for a gently caress tonne of offence taking on your behalf. No joke too mild for one to become thoroughly insulted on every level. Soon the level of avoidance concerning your person will be boundless, and the possibilities for despair far reaching!


5. Take a minute to contemplate the bigger picture, then swiftly and succinctly resort to pessimism. Nothing going your way? Good, all the more reason to live devoid of all hope and aspirations. Depression is a way of life, and is made all the more encompassing by adhering to the strict rules of pessimistic thought. Feeling excited or happy is a by product of a mentality severely lacking in defeatism. But is easily fixed/managed by a good dose of a sobering reality which will enable despair and give feelings of acute mental angst and apathy. Be patient as doom and gloom takes work, hard work, and cannot be achieved overnight. With the techniques above used in combination, and with enough effort(or non-effort) one should reach the depths of utter nonchalance and sadness in no time!


If none of the above techniques work, honestly just resort to satanism and start sacrificing small to medium sized animals in the hopes of gaining eternal damnation.

Excels posted:

Just saw this wonderful post on how to become depressed:


Alternatively if you are actively searching for ways to be insufferable and mentally ill, you should probably just kill yourself.

Excels posted:

Just saw this wonderful post on how to become depressed:


Alternatively if you are actively searching for ways to be insufferable and mentally ill, you should probably just kill yourself.

bonestructure posted:

I'm not getting this person's point here. Is this all an elaborate way of saying that he or she thinks that depression doesn't really exist?

RFC2324 posted:

Kink is empowering to some people. Its not that there are more fat ugly people into kink, its that normal looking people also tend to have some sense of how to not advertise it because they are not socially inept.

Orgophlax posted:

Finally got around to posting this. Sorry for the length, and invoking Godwin's law (though it kinda does apply here), but here's my "I Touched the Poop" edition:
Red is the OP, blue is me, purple is OPs friend.

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I only remembered after the fact that the OP has a daughter with down syndrome. I could've easily said "If they named a team the Rocky Mountain Retards you'd be all over that poo poo." But, alas...

EDIT: I think my favorite part is calling a quota from the original owner a "belief."

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Contained within are some quick fixes for the unbearable happiness which you are probably tired of feeling, and would like to replace with a depressive state so strong that it is almost contagious. The steps are to be read in descending order, and the process to be simply kept at a state of maintenance upon the achievement of your desired level of depression. Proceed at your own risk, as the material inside has the ability to render the reader so morose that when executed correctly, and with enough effort...well lets just say you won't be smiling for a decade or two. Now without further ado, the steps to achieve the ultimate state of long lasting, insurmountable sadness.

Lottery of Babylon posted:

In Red's profile picture he's dressed up as the eleventh Doctor and holding a toy sonic screwdriver.

Aphtonites posted:

Excels posted:

What a waste of a quarter.

Excels posted:

What a waste of a quarter.

Krotera posted:

GLUTEN (found on IRC -- direct link only, no attached post)