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Riven
Apr 22, 2002

Mean Bean Machine posted:

USMNT players are simulating pussies. No surprises here, the amount of diving I witnessed from that team was astounding. Wish they'd keep to their sports where they can flop around like women all they want, the pampered bitches. Portugal on the other hand...wow. We might have gone out due to strange rules but we did it standing up with our chins held high, true Alphas to the core. I'm proud.

Are you some kind of animal behaviorist professionally? I don't think I've ever seen a post by you that didn't include Alpha or Beta.

Don't let your work define you, dude. It's not healthy.

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

vaginal culture posted:



Poverty car. Would be embarrassed if my nanny drove one. poo poo club.

I wonder if it's one of the 20 million cars they've recalled recently

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Riven posted:

Are you some kind of animal behaviorist professionally? I don't think I've ever seen a post by you that didn't include Alpha or Beta.

Don't let your work define you, dude. It's not healthy.

Yeah, "animal behavior". Buddy, we're all animals deep down inside and the TRP is a jungle, and if you didn't spot the betas in your first 15 mins in this forum then hell, you're probably one.

Riven
Apr 22, 2002

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Yeah, "animal behavior". Buddy, we're all animals deep down inside and the TRP is a jungle, and if you didn't spot the betas in your first 15 mins in this forum then hell, you're probably one.

Or, by completely missing the sarcasm there, you revealed yourself as one.

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

Yeah, yeah, fight. Tear each others' shirts off.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

















Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Oh poo poo I didn't watch that game so I didn't know it was Chiquidracula, explains all the claims of bad reffing!

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Drogadon posted:

Oh poo poo I didn't watch that game so I didn't know it was Chiquidracula, explains all the claims of bad reffing!

He added himself to the list of "Moreno"'s that we all want to murder.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
I want to kill all the morenos, but that's because I'm a huge racist.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Gigi Galli posted:

He added himself to the list of "Moreno"'s that we all want to murder.

Here's to hoping that he gets caught at JFK with several pounds of a Schedule I drug on his person.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Polidoro posted:

I want to kill all the morenos, but that's because I'm a huge racist.

My last name is the Italian version of Moreno, in 2002 I was literally accused of being a race traitor.

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster
can someone crop that giant dong into an av size please, thanks

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

the posted:

can someone crop that giant dong into an av size please, thanks
still:

animated:

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

was this FIFA's original proposal for Suarez' punishment?

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

Is the down syndrome lad doing that outrageous French-Hitler thing?

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Riven posted:

Or, by completely missing the sarcasm there, you revealed yourself as one.

Aheheahahahhauhauheuehheahhaahah.

Beta B*tch spotted.

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

Mean Bean Machine posted:

USMNT players are simulating pussies. No surprises here, the amount of diving I witnessed from that team was astounding. Wish they'd keep to their sports where they can flop around like women all they want, the pampered bitches. Portugal on the other hand...wow. We might have gone out due to strange rules but we did it standing up with our chins held high, true Alphas to the core. I'm proud.

Jermaine Jones in the Germany match was pretty funny, I don't think I saw him stood up the entire game (except just before he ran into the referee)

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Tzen posted:

still:

animated:


I'd really love it if someone took the time to cut they whole sequence in with our buddy Vince McMahon.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

the posted:

can someone crop that giant dong into an av size please, thanks

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010



He's nothing but a laughing stock now and I love it

Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism

vaginal culture posted:



Poverty car. Would be embarrassed if my nanny drove one. poo poo club.

Seems a bit pointless, I don't think Shaw knows how to drive.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Starsnostars posted:

Seems a bit pointless, I don't think Shaw knows how to drive.

When you make more than Januzaj, I don't think you need to

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

FullLeatherJacket posted:

When you make more than Januzaj, I don't think you need to

I wonder what fancy Nandos that Shaw is going to take his next date

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

the posted:

can someone crop that giant dong into an av size please, thanks

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

I love you

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

jyrka posted:

Is the down syndrome lad doing that outrageous French-Hitler thing?

Look at his shirt. He's doing The Ivanovic, you goof.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

TraderStav posted:

The worst part of this world cup is trying to explain to people that flopping really isn't that big of a deal in the sport despite every American thinking it is. That and draws aren't a problem.

It happens too in american football which is pretty lol when they bring it up tbh.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Ponce de Le0n posted:

It happens too in american football which is pretty lol when they bring it up tbh.

My friend last night kept insisting that reviewing plays as much as possible is the most important thing and couldn't understand why interrupting the flow of the game is not worth it. Then he asked why I still called myself an American because I like soccer.

Lovely but of conversation, that.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

That Australian guy who did the commentary on Cahill's goal has done two more videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-UMOjAeoSs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S1orI_ef8I

"Gervinho you little good oval office" :laugh:

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

vaginal culture posted:

I'm glad we timewasted so much vs. Ghana because they did it so bad in 2010 I nearly killed myself out of anger

Liverpool vs Chelsea a month or two ago had me fuming lol I was insanely mad if im being hoenst

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Riven posted:

Are you some kind of animal behaviorist professionally? I don't think I've ever seen a post by you that didn't include Alpha or Beta.

Don't let your work define you, dude. It's not healthy.

Lol I bet Riven is one of those guys who hears the term "alpha" and immediately must remind everyone that "that refers to wolves, and the study is wrong" in the most beta way possible

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Turns out Suarez is a loving amateur and it's the ENGLISH who are the best at biting.





This England fan had his ear lobe bitten off by another England fan who was racist and didn't think this black dude should be supporting England.

Seriously.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2014/watch-moment-england-fan-ear-3783017

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Christ.

Apparently the paperbag test uses bleached paper in England.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

JFairfax posted:

Turns out Suarez is a loving amateur and it's the ENGLISH who are the best at biting.





This England fan had his ear lobe bitten off by another England fan who was racist and didn't think this black dude should be supporting England.

Seriously.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2014/watch-moment-england-fan-ear-3783017

Wait, that guy is supposed to be black?

Mods?

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

JFairfax posted:

Turns out Suarez is a loving amateur and it's the ENGLISH who are the best at biting.





This England fan had his ear lobe bitten off by another England fan who was racist and didn't think this black dude should be supporting England.

Seriously.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2014/watch-moment-england-fan-ear-3783017

yeah gently caress black dudes that don't even look black supporting a team that has black dudes in it. poo poo isn't right.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Perhaps he called him black as a term of endearment

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

Kurtofan posted:

Perhaps he called him black as a term of endearment

biting is just a sign of affection anyway

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
The English are a vile people.

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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Not if it's your birthday.

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