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Maytag
Nov 4, 2006

it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.

RyokoTK posted:

I don't read this thread.

You should, you're missing some fascinating stories like:

stubblyhead posted:

I remember Moho from high school scholars bowl, but I think I would have guessed D for the one above (assuming C is the correct answer since that's where the mark is).

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

mobby_6kl posted:

That's not his hand on her rear end...
Five dicks. His underpants fit like a glove.




Actually contribution.







ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters
I am having serious trouble figuring out which posts are irony and which aren't. So...congrats?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

All of them.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
The longer you look...

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

kinmik posted:

The longer you look...


Meme thread, I...

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

kinmik posted:

The longer you look...


Still better than a Kardashian.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

kinmik posted:

The longer you look...


I'm so fancy, can you taste this gold

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle








Pretty spot-on.

E: vvvv Yeah, I didn't look through the rest of the site. Link removed, because gently caress that poo poo.

KozmoNaut has a new favorite as of 10:00 on Jun 29, 2014

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I enjoy the humor of that shirt, but that site seems to be legit white supremacists and I dont think I would give them money.


Fauxtool has a new favorite as of 09:43 on Jun 29, 2014

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

1stGear posted:

She just didn't want you to feel inadequate.

Ironically I also played dead to avoid walkies.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

magic pantaloons
Jan 9, 2012

Ain't you ever seen a naked chick riding a clam before?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


No ring, voted 1

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Oh look, it's Morally Inept's favorite arcade game.

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots

This is a question you have to get an MBA to answer.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

I get it now...the only reason Jaden looks so concerned all the time is because he has these retarded thoughts going through his head constantly, and he CAN'T. MAKE. THEM. STOP.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

Ozz81 posted:

I get it now...the only reason Jaden looks so concerned all the time is because he has these retarded thoughts going through his head constantly, and he CAN'T. MAKE. THEM. STOP.

Uh, they're called "thetans" and this is how he battles them.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.
I have actually seen someone wear this shirt in my local area. Who the space-flying gently caress made this?



Also this is how I always feel.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Oh no, not LOTTERY TICKET!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Stex T posted:

Oh no, not LOTTERY TICKET!

It's sad because ADULT BOOKS is the only shop in their universe where you can find a copy of The Handmaid's Tale.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Impossible female beauty standards. Even in Religious Propaganda.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



VendaGoat posted:

Impossible female beauty standards. Even in Religious Propaganda.
You mean not obese?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless







HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012



Satan's Staircase

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

HP Artsandcrafts posted:



Satan's Staircase

It's at this point I'd just sit down on the top stair and cry.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Neurion posted:

It's at this point I'd just sit down on the top stair and cry.

Or, far more likely, the bottom stair.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i dont even know which way is up anymore

General Specific
Jun 22, 2007

I had one of those, but the front wheel fell off and I had to get rid of it.
The only safe course of action is to slide down it in a laundry basket.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

General Specific posted:

The only safe course of action is to slide down it in a laundry basket.

What are you 8?


Use a sleeping bag.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

syscall girl posted:

What are you 8?


Use a sleeping bag.

Use a sled, home alone style.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
There's a reason supermarkets give out shopping carts for free, you guys :rolleye:

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Just use a slinky as a pointman, follow it down the safe path.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Detective Thompson posted:

Just use a slinky as a pointman, follow it down the safe path.

That's a great idea, if you want to be stranded on the second step for the rest of your life.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Detective Thompson posted:

Just use a slinky as a pointman, follow it down the safe path.

Nerd.

Lunch trays all the way

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


gently caress it, full on sprint down every time you come down. Make sure you have insurance though.

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

TontoCorazon posted:

gently caress it, full on sprint down every time you come down. Make sure you have insurance though.

I would recommend getting a cat that likes sleeping in unpredictable places (so any cat really) and then every morning is an adventure!

Also unscrew the light bulb in the stairwell.

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