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P_T_S
Aug 28, 2009

I just watched the first episode of Portlandia and the only part that made me laugh was Jason Sudekis saying "Thanks for dialing the bitch down, Nance."

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Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

InvisibleMonkey posted:

I'm sad that no one wants to go sculpt dildos in the park with me :(:(:(

Drunken dildo sculpting sounds like a nice way to spend the evening. May lead to horrible errors in judgement, much like real life.

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
no, the dildo-sculpting is a day-time activity but everyone is too busy freaking out for the match tonight. if only there was a way to combine the two.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
Nothing a hip flask can't solve!

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Avshalom posted:

wait, i thought twisty was like 40

Nope he's a delicate young man

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
drat! i didn't sign up for wild teen mormon fun, sorry

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.
good news, I convinced my goony housemate to come with me by not telling him what kind of festival it is. this should be interesting :D

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

P_T_S posted:

I just watched the first episode of Portlandia and the only part that made me laugh was Jason Sudekis saying "Thanks for dialing the bitch down, Nance."

yeah its not a great show

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

hi everyone

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
hi hello

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

it's the last day of the steam metagame and i only have 3/10 of the cards so i guess i should just sell them on the community market

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Meis posted:

it's the last day of the steam metagame and i only have 3/10 of the cards so i guess i should just sell them on the community market

lol at caring about the steam metagame

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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got pretend-shot at

got real drunk

got rained on

got pike

a good weekend

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


HEY GAL posted:

got pretend-shot at

got real drunk

got rained on

got pike

a good weekend

Hey, Gal. :wave:

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

yo

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



Did you ever get that subforum you were asking for?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Did you ever get that subforum you were asking for?

no, the world wasn't ready

with a rebel yell she QQd
Jan 18, 2007

Villain



Yeah, he is dead.
Ambulance left, police left, coroner left, his body has been taken away. Now trying to get a company to clean up. Not how I planed this Sunday.

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

Sorry your flatmate died

I don't think anyone plans for that

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Spanish Manlove posted:

Nope he's a delicate young man

he's around 30.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Wierre posted:

Yeah, he is dead.
Ambulance left, police left, coroner left, his body has been taken away. Now trying to get a company to clean up. Not how I planed this Sunday.

oh jeeze, i'm sorry to hear that.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

woah :stare:

how did he die?

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
Not buying it, unless you live in such squalor that it took five days to finally notice a smell like a decomposing body out of the ordinary.

Crap
Nov 3, 2012

i am an anime

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
congrats on your haunted apartment retard

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012

Avshalom posted:

wait, i thought twisty was like 40

He's 29, I think.

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012

Wierre posted:

Yeah, he is dead.
Ambulance left, police left, coroner left, his body has been taken away. Now trying to get a company to clean up. Not how I planed this Sunday.

RIP.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
sausage dog overflowing with sauerkraut

breakfast of champions

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Thora posted:

Not buying it, unless you live in such squalor that it took five days to finally notice a smell like a decomposing body out of the ordinary.

The average poster in this thread has more cats living in their home than humans.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Wierre posted:

Yeah, he is dead.
Ambulance left, police left, coroner left, his body has been taken away. Now trying to get a company to clean up. Not how I planed this Sunday.

That is hella messed up. Are you ok?

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Wierre posted:

Yeah, he is dead.
Ambulance left, police left, coroner left, his body has been taken away. Now trying to get a company to clean up. Not how I planed this Sunday.

I was about to say 'knock you doofus' but welp

let us know more as the story develops only after u r sure nobody thinks u killed them

James Hardon
May 31, 2006

Wierre posted:

So whats the best method to force yourself into cleaning your apartment?

Recently I really started to toy with the idea of hiring a cleaner.

Wierre posted:

Yeah, he is dead.
Ambulance left, police left, coroner left, his body has been taken away. Now trying to get a company to clean up. Not how I planed this Sunday.

Lmfao

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Might wanna hire that cleaner atm.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Haven't seen my roommate in 5 days. Should I knock on his door or call him or something? Haaaalp. :3:

James Hardon
May 31, 2006
My roommate has mysteriously not emerged from their room for nearly a week but I'm not complaining...there's more room in the sink for me to leave dirty dishes! :hellyeah:

Crap
Nov 3, 2012

hahaha

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
How gross was the body lol

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
Please make a kickstarter for cans of air freshener.

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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

But how did his raid go

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