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Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Sickening posted:

That just doesn't make any sense. Are we talking fiber to workstations?

Man, the amount of money that must have added to... everything.

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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Yes. It's the government, money doesn't matter.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

Cojawfee posted:

Yes. It's the government, money doesn't matter.

Cojawfee posted:

Yes. It's the government, money doesn't matter.

If I walked into a place and workstations had hba cards I would laugh until someone walked me out of the building.

Everyone involved in that kind of mess is retarded.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I've learned to accept that someone dumber than me has designed everything. I just have to live with it. I can't really go into it, but there's all kinds of retarded things where I work.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
I just remember at my first internship, my lead told me not to touch or disrupt the fiber, then proceeded to demonstrate by flicking the cable with his finger.

That was the day I learned how to call up the Fiber guys and request a splice because my boss was too embarrassed to do it himself.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

Cojawfee posted:

I've learned to accept that someone dumber than me has designed everything. I just have to live with it. I can't really go into it, but there's all kinds of retarded things where I work.

That's not just dumb design though. A design that stupid has to be fraudulent in nature. Do you guys only purchase monster cables as well?

Daylen Drazzi
Mar 10, 2007

Why do I root for Notre Dame? Because I like pain, and disappointment, and anguish. Notre Dame Football has destroyed more dreams than the Irish Potato Famine, and that is the kind of suffering I can get behind.
Fiber is usually used for SIPRnet workstations, while copper is used for NIPRnet workstations. We have our CSA come around once a month with a tape measure to make sure that no single piece of SIPRnet equipment lies within 20 inches of anything hooked up to the unclassified network. And yes, mice and keyboards are included.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Sickening posted:

That's not just dumb design though. A design that stupid has to be fraudulent in nature. Do you guys only purchase monster cables as well?

Yes. In this case there was probably corruption involved, the guy who sells fiber and HBAs was almost certainly someone's friend.

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



Sickening posted:

That's not just dumb design though. A design that stupid has to be fraudulent in nature. Do you guys only purchase monster cables as well?

The government is above the law.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Sickening posted:

That's not just dumb design though. A design that stupid has to be fraudulent in nature. Do you guys only purchase monster cables as well?

Yes but I heard Fiber is faster and we need to be as fast as possible! *Runs 10 year old Windows XP machine*

pr0digal
Sep 12, 2008

Alan Rickman Overdrive

sfwarlock posted:

I have a networking book that refers to office chairs as the natural enemy of fiber. I had the exact same question. Who the hell runs fiber to the desktop?

TV/Film production if they're running Final Cut Pro or 10GbE Avid clients (one is Ethernet, the other Fibre Channel).

Final Cut requires fiber (62.5 multimode if I remember correctly) and it's an absolute pain in the rear end. I once had to jerry rig a fiber run because someone wanted a double edit only to have it go down because someone decided to put a couch on the same wall as the fiber port.

Fiber to the desktop is a massive headache but sadly necessary if you want to run Final Cut in a shared storage environment. You only see it in Avid if you want to do 10GbE to the edit system, usually for final finishing.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Renegret posted:

Yes but I heard Fiber is faster and we need to be as fast as possible! *Runs 10 year old Windows XP machine*

Oh, did you work there too?

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Cojawfee posted:

Oh, did you work there too?

Upon further considering we've decided not to peruse Fiber. Once we found out that Fiber uses light, we became afraid that if this fiber connection were to break, all of our company secrets would spill out of the cable in clear view of prying eyes.

Is it possible we could make Fiber work using Dark instead? This way it would be harder to see if it were to spill out.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

I hear that Neal guy is big on dark matter, so maybe v2.0?

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
I can do anything.

I am an expert.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Daylen Drazzi posted:

Fiber is usually used for SIPRnet workstations, while copper is used for NIPRnet workstations. We have our CSA come around once a month with a tape measure to make sure that no single piece of SIPRnet equipment lies within 20 inches of anything hooked up to the unclassified network. And yes, mice and keyboards are included.

But, IIRC correctly, they don't have a problem with the CD drives.

After all, everyone likes to listen to Lady Gaga's greatest hits.

deimos
Nov 30, 2006

Forget it man this bat is whack, it's got poobrain!

Sickening posted:

That's not just dumb design though. A design that stupid has to be fraudulent in nature. Do you guys only purchase monster cables as well?

But hurf durf TEMPEST/EMSEC/COMSEC IS HARD.

DrAlexanderTobacco
Jun 11, 2012

Help me find my true dharma

Renegret posted:

Upon further considering we've decided not to peruse Fiber. Once we found out that Fiber uses light, we became afraid that if this fiber connection were to break, all of our company secrets would spill out of the cable in clear view of prying eyes.

Is it possible we could make Fiber work using Dark instead? This way it would be harder to see if it were to spill out.

But what if a cable breaks and it gets dark in the office? How is the CSA going to read her tape measure? :colbert:

deimos
Nov 30, 2006

Forget it man this bat is whack, it's got poobrain!

DrAlexanderTobacco posted:

But what if a cable breaks and it gets dark in the office? How is the CSA going to read her tape measure? :colbert:

I know this is kind of a joke regarding secrets spilling, but the things that can be van eck phreaked is kinda insane.

Hoshi
Jan 20, 2013

:wrongcity:

If anyone hasn't seen this it's really funny and sometimes what this feels like.

lampey
Mar 27, 2012

I don't know who decided those regulations for you. Only hard drives are classified, not power cables, keyboards, or even laptops without a hard drive. Its perfectly acceptable to have 1 computer and swap hard drives to change classification levels. Also having 4 different classification computers right next to each other on the same desk. The only dumb precautions we took were physically separating the nipr scanner. How dumb do you need to be to scan pink paper on nipr?

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

lampey posted:

I don't know who decided those regulations for you. Only hard drives are classified, not power cables, keyboards, or even laptops without a hard drive. Its perfectly acceptable to have 1 computer and swap hard drives to change classification levels. Also having 4 different classification computers right next to each other on the same desk. The only dumb precautions we took were physically separating the nipr scanner. How dumb do you need to be to scan pink paper on nipr?

Dumb enough to enlist

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

I swear that video gets linked in one of the IT threads here every other day. I can understand why though, I don't think anyone who's worked in IT above helldesk level hasn't been in that situation.

"We need to do this!" "Sorry, the laws of physics don't allow that." "I thought you were an expert?" :suicide:

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

lampey posted:

I don't know who decided those regulations for you. Only hard drives are classified, not power cables, keyboards, or even laptops without a hard drive. Its perfectly acceptable to have 1 computer and swap hard drives to change classification levels. Also having 4 different classification computers right next to each other on the same desk. The only dumb precautions we took were physically separating the nipr scanner. How dumb do you need to be to scan pink paper on nipr?

You can ask anyone ever who randomly ups the classification of a copier because they can't bother to look at a color coded label that clearly states what classification something is.

J
Jun 10, 2001

A ticket came in about a computer having "blue screen problems." I check the event logs, no sign of anything unusual. No crash dumps on the machine either. No signs of any toolbars/malware/etc. Attempts to contact the user for more information proved unsuccessful. Later that day I happened to be in the area so I took a look at it in person.

The actual problem? VGA cable was loose and the screen was very blue as a result.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


A couple months ago I started to transition user knowledge base articles from a dumb folder full of PDFs on the network share (that no one ever read), to the KB built into KACE that is user-accessible. Last week I finally opened up our KACE ticketing system to all users, and as part of that process, notified users of the existence of the knowledge base and how it would soon replace the old folder.

Since building a bunch of articles, I've updated our KACE box from version 5.5 to 6.0. I hadn't looked at any of the KBs since the update. Just now I went to update one and found that since the update, all the articles have been stripped of their formatting. I can still view the articles on the user UI and they look fine, but the minute I open it on the admin side, all my formatting is gone, all my linked images are gone. All code has been stripped and only the article text remains.

Dozens of articles and hours of work, all wasted. I'm more depressed about it than I am mad.

TWBalls
Apr 16, 2003
My medication never lies

J posted:

A ticket came in about a computer having "blue screen problems." I check the event logs, no sign of anything unusual. No crash dumps on the machine either. No signs of any toolbars/malware/etc. Attempts to contact the user for more information proved unsuccessful. Later that day I happened to be in the area so I took a look at it in person.

The actual problem? VGA cable was loose and the screen was very blue as a result.

Somewhat similarly, I've gotten a few tickets for a "blue screen" only to find out that explorer.exe didn't load (or crashed) so all they're seeing is the light-blue background.

The Electronaut
May 10, 2009

Daylen Drazzi posted:

Fiber is usually used for SIPRnet workstations, while copper is used for NIPRnet workstations. We have our CSA come around once a month with a tape measure to make sure that no single piece of SIPRnet equipment lies within 20 inches of anything hooked up to the unclassified network. And yes, mice and keyboards are included.

They would've had a heart attack in Iraq.

Also, upping the classification on copiers, that was funny with the HP digital senders. Trying to explain to a colonel his enlisted's gently caress up and how he can't unclass scan anymore got me an earful on one occasion.

Spillage led to one of the funniest moments in my time in the land of sand and boomy: we got a hit that not allowed files had shown up on high side machines from IA so as per our operating procedures, sent the info off to the S6 SFC and he went around wrangling necks and machines to be checked out. So at one point, a SFC from another shop got busted for porn on his SIPR laptop. Going down the line, a specialist is busted for some dumbass game and he is beyond nervous. He's sitting in our office with his Sgt and the S6 SFC along with me and some of the guys I worked with. I look over at the nervous specialist and note he is fingering his m4's trigger, I cooly state, "Hey spec, mind not finger loving your weapon in my office?" The two NCOs look over at him and do a in unison face palm.

Japanese Dating Sim
Nov 12, 2003

hehe
Lipstick Apathy

Sirotan posted:

A couple months ago I started to transition user knowledge base articles from a dumb folder full of PDFs on the network share (that no one ever read), to the KB built into KACE that is user-accessible. Last week I finally opened up our KACE ticketing system to all users, and as part of that process, notified users of the existence of the knowledge base and how it would soon replace the old folder.

Since building a bunch of articles, I've updated our KACE box from version 5.5 to 6.0. I hadn't looked at any of the KBs since the update. Just now I went to update one and found that since the update, all the articles have been stripped of their formatting. I can still view the articles on the user UI and they look fine, but the minute I open it on the admin side, all my formatting is gone, all my linked images are gone. All code has been stripped and only the article text remains.

Dozens of articles and hours of work, all wasted. I'm more depressed about it than I am mad.

It's okay, no one ever reads KBs anyway. :smith:

sfwarlock
Aug 11, 2007

Collateral Damage posted:

I swear that video gets linked in one of the IT threads here every other day. I can understand why though, I don't think anyone who's worked in IT above helldesk level hasn't been in that situation.

"We need to do this!" "Sorry, the laws of physics don't allow that." "I thought you were an expert?" :suicide:

I view that video and all I can think is 'this is clearly one of those times when you're supposed to go all fuzzy-thinking right-brained and magically deduce that the client actually meant parallel lines." Doesn't explain the whole "green lines with red ink" bit, though...

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

sfwarlock posted:

I view that video and all I can think is 'this is clearly one of those times when you're supposed to go all fuzzy-thinking right-brained and magically deduce that the client actually meant parallel lines." Doesn't explain the whole "green lines with red ink" bit, though...

If you move towards them fast enough they'll look green.

DoubleNegative
Jan 27, 2010

The most virtuous child in the entire world.

sfwarlock posted:

I have a networking book that refers to office chairs as the natural enemy of fiber. I had the exact same question. Who the hell runs fiber to the desktop?

A few years back, JMU built a new tech building. Because they're a university, they had the money to afford all the very best. This included running fiber to the desktop in the student computer labs.

That didn't last very long.

single-mode fiber
Dec 30, 2012

spankmeister posted:

There was a youtube about a fiber optic device that would be able to change the polarisation of the light on an optic signal.

It worked by having a strand of (i think) multi mode fiber inside and a stepper motor to twist the strands. :haw:

Well yeah, controlling polarization has been done for some time as one of the means by which to mitigate the effects of polarization mode dispersion. Now that coherent detectors are getting cheaper to manufacture, you can even use polarization division multiplexing in combination with a QPSK or QAM type modulation to achieve those 100G line rates.

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
FREE TIBET WEED

single-mode fiber posted:

Well yeah, controlling polarization has been done for some time as one of the means by which to mitigate the effects of polarization mode dispersion. Now that coherent detectors are getting cheaper to manufacture, you can even use polarization division multiplexing in combination with a QPSK or QAM type modulation to achieve those 100G line rates.

Nerd.

sfwarlock
Aug 11, 2007
Speaking of fiber:

Does anyone know of a relatively cheap switch with two fiber ports and the rest copper? I need to do some backboning.

SamDabbers
May 26, 2003



sfwarlock posted:

Speaking of fiber:

Does anyone know of a relatively cheap switch with two fiber ports and the rest copper? I need to do some backboning.

How much management do you need, and how many copper ports?

Also "backboning" :quagmire:

deimos
Nov 30, 2006

Forget it man this bat is whack, it's got poobrain!

single-mode fiber posted:

Well yeah, controlling polarization has been done for some time as one of the means by which to mitigate the effects of polarization mode dispersion. Now that coherent detectors are getting cheaper to manufacture, you can even use polarization division multiplexing in combination with a QPSK or QAM type modulation to achieve those 100G line rates.

I bet you've been waiting to post about fiber since you made that account.

skooky
Oct 2, 2013

sfwarlock posted:

Speaking of fiber:

Does anyone know of a relatively cheap switch with two fiber ports and the rest copper? I need to do some backboning.

Something like this, http://www.dell.com/us/business/p/networking-n2000-series/fs ?

KennyTheFish
Jan 13, 2004

sfwarlock posted:

Speaking of fiber:

Does anyone know of a relatively cheap switch with two fiber ports and the rest copper? I need to do some backboning.

The most important level of clarification here is, what speed and distance?

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single-mode fiber
Dec 30, 2012

deimos posted:

I bet you've been waiting to post about fiber since you made that account.

I post about fiber at all times and in all places.

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