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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

blue footed boobie posted:

Hahaha what the hell was going on here?

Rugby by the looks of things

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

MeKeV
Aug 10, 2010

Duncan Sperguson posted:

Didn't Mirallas brutally own him with a stamp in the derby a year later or something I remember hooting and hollering

I think it was



then a year later this



then this

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

blue footed boobie posted:

Hahaha what the hell was going on here?

looks like Suarez was pretending to get hit with a ddt

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

MeKeV posted:

then this



That's a good challenge

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
He lives a lonely life, guys. Lay off.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60Zo2pObTwE

MeKeV
Aug 10, 2010

sassassin posted:

That's a good challenge


Absolutely. And I'm all for even more of them out near the halfway line.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
*Cackles and rubs hands* This will show those 'scousers'!

*Video is blocked relevant country*

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

8raz posted:

*Cackles and rubs hands* This will show those 'scousers'!

*Video is blocked relevant country*

lol I like that he uploaded it himself

Also there is major irony in Byolante, the guy who reports everything in TRP, getting reported for illegally uploading poo poo

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

https://soundcloud.com/tomrosenthal1/hey-luis-dont-bite-me

There's magic in your feet
Diamonds in your feet
Wolves in your eyes
Wait for the surprise
Wait for the big surprise

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYwf2SBWa5o

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.


I wonder how the President, coach and fellow players will react to this long overdue admission of guilt.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
edit: ^^^^^^Oh come on!
Chewey Louie just issued an apology and admitted he did bite Chiellini.

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.
Interesting that he still thinks it was a collision though........

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
No he didn't, he said that Chiellini suffered the physical result of a bite, not that he bit him. Of course it might be different in Spanish. That's some clever wording in English though.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

WastedJoker posted:

I wonder how the President, coach and fellow players will react to this long overdue admission of guilt.

They'll think they were right and FIFA are wrong and this is somehow proof of it.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Genius corner that

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

ephex posted:

Genius corner that

hmmmmmm

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Phwoar PHWOAAARRR

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good

ephex posted:

Phwoar PHWOAAARRR

errr

Bland
Aug 31, 2008


Winner Of The TRP I dont actually remember the contest im pretty high right now here's your venkys tag


I hate to tell you this Ephex but the 'MDT' in the title of this thread was not 100% serious

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Has this thread been annexed by the Germans or what?

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
What's that German doing in he cannibalism thre...oh.

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.
I did not rape her, your Honour, but I do admit she may have suffered the physical effects of my rampant penis.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
Suarez is innocent.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Someone get the ladder.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

Polidoro posted:

They'll think they were right and FIFA are wrong and this is somehow proof of it.
It's a shame that a player of his caliber has been forced to admit guilt because of media pressure.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

ephex posted:

Someone get the ladder.

He's going to bite crouch next?

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




8raz posted:

It's a shame that a player of his caliber has been forced to admit guilt because of media pressure.

This goes deeper than the media, friend, this involves the Colombian Cartels.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Concerned Citizen posted:

Suarez is innocent.

He fell into Chiellini and his teeth hit him.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

tbp posted:

He fell into Chiellini and his teeth hit him.

This happens all the time to me.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
Let he who hasn't accidentally bitten an opponent during a soccer match cast the first stone.

Concerned Citizen fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Jun 30, 2014

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Luis Suarez may be a bad human being but he is a phenomenal footballer and we are all truly blessed to be alive during a time when we get to watch him play the beautiful game for our entertainment.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Sometimes I watch Luis Suarez play and think 'wow drat this is just too perfect. i can't handle watching this much longer.' and that's when luis shows us how much he cares about the fans by biting another player and giving us a few months of rest. thank you, luis suarez.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



https://twitter.com/chiellini/status/483671807380443136

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Unfortunately for Suarez it won't be forgotten and he's not actually achieved anything of note (despite how good he's been) in his career that there is a very high probability this is what his legacy will be.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
People always trot out with that tired cliche, even about Zidane, even though it's far from true.

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

Xabi posted:

People always trot out with that tired cliche, even about Zidane, even though it's far from true.

In the US, the headbutt is the only moment of Zidane's career that anyone knows about. If anyone in this country remembers Luis Suarez in a year (let alone 20 years from now), it will only be as a biter.

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Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

CaptainRightful posted:

In the US, the headbutt is the only moment of Zidane's career that anyone knows about. If anyone in this country remembers Luis Suarez in a year (let alone 20 years from now), it will only be as a biter.

We're talking about countries that actually matter, though.

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