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Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


saihttam posted:

He's 167 cm
and i think that has to be inflated by at least a couple inches


tetsman posted:

he's really good and his size gives him an advantage against slow defenders
hes been pretty great this world cup im surprised hes never played in a real league

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

saihttam posted:

He's 167 cm

Not a loving chance.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

tetsman posted:

he has a name you racist

hardly, i would have said nice save France if it were the French side who made the save. :colbert:

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Cabaye's turned into a bit of a mushy naf after months of riding PSG pine

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Shrapnig posted:

Not a loving chance.

he just has weird proportions because of his huge head

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012

Chris de Sperg posted:

i find it extremely hard to believe that valbuena isn't a literal dwarf by the technical definition tbh, loving look at him

Shaquiri looks funnier because he's so stocky. Definition of a manlet.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Agrajag posted:

hardly, i would have said nice save France if it were the French side who made the save. :colbert:

thats racism, please don't

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


if valbuena is 5'6" then call the nba because i'm a legit 7-footer

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman

Shrapnig posted:

Not a loving chance.

Its on FIFA page but ive seen 163 and 157 as well

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
France should play Remy or Griezmann instead of giroud imo

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Whoa that save on Pogba was impressive

Suqit posted:

Can't see any upsets happening today imo

at some point you'd really think unexpected cool things would have to stop happening every game but it's been some kind of fun tournament so far

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Giroud what's going on

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

tetsman posted:

he just has weird proportions because of his huge head

This seems plausible I have heard.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Chris de Sperg posted:

if valbuena is 5'6" then call the nba because i'm a legit 7-footer

i called them, they said your chin is too big

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
free kicks for everyone

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
unbelievable tekkers from Giroud

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.
Get up Giroud

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Suqit posted:

This seems plausible I have heard.

Lol.

Calidar
Mar 23, 2014
france looking better now than at the start

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
Nigeria's uniform is making them blend into the grass too much on my lovely quality stream.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Jose posted:

France should play Remy or Griezmann instead of giroud imo

no, this is not the right call atm. If Giroud leaves then Benzema has to take that spot and he's even worse playing there

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

I just saw a white Nigerian.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Nice jumping there little buddy

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


the culminator posted:

Shaquiri looks funnier because he's so stocky. Definition of a manlet.
theyre both reasonably stocky but yes shaqiri too. overcompensating ftw

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
ref please help i've been attacked by a child

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Kilmers Elbow posted:

I just saw a white Nigerian.

Is it "Peter Od-wee-gee" as the ESPN stream commentator keeps calling him?

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Kilmers Elbow posted:

I just saw a white Nigerian.

Nigeria please

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lol just lol if you ever lose a header to valbuena

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Kilmers Elbow posted:

I just saw a white Nigerian.
theyre called "colonists"

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Kilmers Elbow posted:

I just saw a white Nigerian.

Ah yes, a Wiggerian.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
When did FIFA allow children play on the national teams? France breaking child labour laws.

Creepy Goat
Sep 19, 2010
valbuena is like a fairytale character who causes all kinds of mischief

Agrajag posted:

Nigeria's uniform is making them blend into the grass too much on my lovely quality stream.

a couple of fouls so far looked like French players just tripping over like fools even on a big HD TV

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Kilmers Elbow posted:

I just saw a white Nigerian.

That's Odemwingie.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Agrajag posted:

When did FIFA allow children play on the national teams?

its a way to balance the numbers with the senile african players

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Both teams are aggressively playing like poo poo which is better than boringly playing like poo poo.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


my dream front three of valbuena-shaqiri-that guy from that tv show

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

tetsman posted:

no, this is not the right call atm. If Giroud leaves then Benzema has to take that spot and he's even worse playing there

well play remy in the middle instead of giroud then

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Creepy Goat posted:

valbuena is like a fairytale character who causes all kinds of mischief


a couple of fouls so far looked like French players just tripping over like fools even on a big HD TV

Nigeria's new tactic is camouflage to confuse the opposing team.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Both teams are aggressively playing like poo poo which is better than boringly playing like poo poo.

Oh, they're playing like your posts? Haha tbp

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
adds new addition to list of footballers i could beat up:

giovinco
bobby charlton
jack wilshere
neymar
valbuena

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