Dynamic Cloth Technology This poll is closed. |
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Dynamic | 18 | 18.56% | |
Cloth | 58 | 59.79% | |
Technology | 21 | 21.65% | |
Total: | 97 votes |
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soggybagel posted:Haha. Dude. I'm just loving with you guys. Sorry if that wasn't clear. If it wasn't clear I'm on the side of the consumer. EA has hosed around too long on this series and I reported it as such. Don't buy this game. You baaaaaaaastard! I totally read it as all seriousposting by you combined with my utter contempt for EA's business model = fell for your puppet master.
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 01:18 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 03:58 |
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soggybagel posted:Also something that was funny and has been in recent games across the EA board is the weird collision physics. SO say a guy goes down to block a shot or say he fell when he got checked. Another skater who tries to skate over the fallen guy will trip and kind of fall in that weird sort of too slow to be real body rag doll fall and it looks loving stupid. As it does in recent FIFA games and the past NHL games. Or you check the guy and you can't get the puck in time for him to get back up and take possession of it once again.
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 01:27 |
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The thing I am looking most forward to is the combination of 20 year waits to be matched up, only to be matched up against the 2002 Red Wings. It's their most consistent feature.
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 04:37 |
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I just feel I would be remiss in not notifying this thread that I wear dynamic cloth every day.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 14:18 |
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This Dynamic Cloth Technology could revolutionize sailing.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 15:43 |
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Duke Chin posted:I just feel I would be remiss in not notifying this thread that I wear dynamic cloth every day. So you walk around wearing silk screened hockey jerseys while carrying a portable fan in your pocket at all times? That's weird man.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 16:01 |
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Also is there anything stopping a eurotrash from joining an american EASHL team? Besides latency issues, of course.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 19:13 |
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nothing at all.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 19:19 |
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KiddieGrinder posted:Also is there anything stopping a eurotrash from joining an american EASHL team? Unwillingness to do the dirty work in the corners, lack of truculence, etc
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 21:36 |
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KiddieGrinder posted:Also is there anything stopping a eurotrash from joining an american EASHL team? Besides latency issues, of course. I dont really remember Rutkowski or his brother complaining about latency and theyre floaty euros. The only real barrier was timezones. And an ability to understand drunk Quebecois.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 03:08 |
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KiddieGrinder posted:Also is there anything stopping a eurotrash from joining an american EASHL team? Besides latency issues, of course. Just don't play goalie or center.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 08:25 |
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Furnaceface posted:I dont really remember Rutkowski or his brother complaining about latency and theyre floaty euros. The only real barrier was timezones. And an ability to understand drunk Quebecois.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 10:36 |
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A norwegian magazine had a story on NHL15 (with video that I can't comment on, because I don't have audio at work) http://www.pressfire.no/spesialer/E3-2014/8643/Dommedagsfysiker-gjorde-ball-til-puckBaaaaad bad bad Google translate posted:LOS ANGELES (PressFire.no): "NHL" games have historically been a niche in this country, and reserved a bunch of hockey fans with American orientation.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 13:36 |
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Was that article written by Dr Horse PhD?
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 14:34 |
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norwegian magazine story on NHL15 posted:goalkeeper's outfit so armpit sweat splatters on the way into the cage. Such details enhances the overall experience noticeably. Dynamic Sweat Technology™!
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 15:09 |
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I wonder if they'll have Dynamic Fluid Technology so that when the goalie takes a drink, he's not just squeezing air at his face.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 15:15 |
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xzzy posted:I wonder if they'll have Dynamic Fluid Technology so that when the goalie takes a drink, he's not just squeezing air at his face. Hold up tex, gotta save something for 16.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 15:41 |
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Zip! posted:Was that article written by Dr Horse PhD? Might as well been, it wasn't a well written article in Norwegian either, and Google translate is... imperfect The only thing to take away from it I guess, is that the models are remade from the ground up. Hopefully it means more than just flappy jerseys. Also the AI stuff is maybe something that might be an improvement. I wonder when the sports game journalists will realize that the only reason the NHL series are more fun than the other EA series is because hockey is the best sport, and not because of the games themselves
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:47 |
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That shabbily translated article is 10x more clear and informative than EA's buzzwordy taglines and quotes.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 21:48 |
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Zip! posted:Was that article written by Dr Horse PhD?
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 03:22 |
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not enough slurs in that to be written by the horse. i wonder whose fault that is
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 00:44 |
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This is Dr_Horse speak: doctor_butts not react until i was funny character taken prisoner to assemble the first complaint about ryan dunn, it's okay i'm just a drop or have it remember to do attendance extra credit on your 3d
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# ? Jun 22, 2014 06:02 |
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sellouts posted:not enough slurs in that to be written by the horse. i wonder whose fault that is jigglin jowls
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# ? Jun 26, 2014 05:59 |
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Just a reminder that NHL series is actually pretty good and I've bought every one of them since 07 Anyone who complains is probably just bad at the game.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 23:00 |
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I'm going to play the poo poo out of 15. Biggest reason I'm getting ps4. Then I'm going to complain. A lot.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 23:06 |
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chocolateTHUNDER posted:Just a reminder that NHL series is actually pretty good and I've bought every one of them since 07 I spotted someone who doesn't play goalie.
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 12:09 |
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KiddieGrinder posted:I spotted someone who doesn't play online.
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 18:24 |
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I actually only play 1v1 online versus I don't know, I guess I just don't share the constant pessimism that you guys do.
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 19:29 |
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chocolateTHUNDER posted:I actually only play 1v1 online versus I guess if you look at them on their own they arent bad, but when you compare them to other EA sports games you really start to notice all the flaws and lack of innovation from year to year.
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 20:23 |
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This must be some grass is greener poo poo because I hear nothing but constant bitching about Fifa being the same thing year after year
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 20:25 |
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chocolateTHUNDER posted:I actually only play 1v1 online versus This actually goes a long way towards explaining your view.
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 21:21 |
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Furnaceface posted:I guess if you look at them on their own they arent bad, but when you compare them to other EA sports games you really start to notice all the flaws and lack of innovation from year to year. Is the only EA Sports game besides hockey you play each year... Uh, actually, I don't have an example to use here because it's not true of any of them.
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# ? Jun 28, 2014 22:46 |
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1v1 still suffers from the same bullshit. The game's line selection and forecheck menus still hang on screen if you press a certain combo of buttons, a problem since NHL 11 that hasn't even been addressed. They should just hire a new producer. Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Jun 29, 2014 |
# ? Jun 29, 2014 13:07 |
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chocolateTHUNDER posted:Anyone who complains is probably just bad at the game. Man, I thought this was going to be a troll and you got it but then you posted again. Shame. But yeah I dunno I've played on pretty high ranked eashl teams and with people who don't care. The game is kinda poo poo across the board in the eashl mode. I took last year off. Might snag this year but unlike myplayer in nba2k14 I will need to put in (personally) unrealistic amounts of time to have my player do basic level poo poo. It was so refreshing to lose games in nba2k14 but still be able to score points when the other team left you open or played poor d.
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 07:26 |
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chocolateTHUNDER posted:I actually only play 1v1 online versus You've never skated directly through the puck, multiple times in a row, in a failed effort to regain possession? You've never once shouted "JUST PUT YOUR loving STICK ON THE PUCK! YOUR RIGHT loving THERE! ITS IN FRONT OF YOU!" at the TV, in frustration? You've never had perfect passes bounce off the person you were trying to pass to? Really? cname fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Jun 30, 2014 |
# ? Jun 30, 2014 17:44 |
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cname posted:You've never skated directly through the puck, multiple times in a row, in a failed effort to regain possession? Happens all the time with beginner skaters, so obviously it's a realistic behavior in a game designed to simulate the best hockey players in the world.
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 17:48 |
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xzzy posted:Happens all the time with beginner skaters, so obviously it's a realistic behavior in a game designed to simulate the best hockey players in the world. My mistake, so which button do I hold to keep my stick on the ice? I love how there's actually a button to hug the boards with the puck between your feet. Like, you don't get stapled against the boards, oh no no, not how it works! First, you elect to press yourself up against the boards. Then someone from the other team also must elect to press himself up against you, thus pinning you to the boards. I'm just pessimistic, though. Edit: It's these drat menials and their wussy, boomer parents who promote soft, cupcake coaches! The folks at EA Sports didn't have the advantage of growing up with an alcoholic coach who would literally duct tape the player's hands to their stick and make them do a push up for every second they skated with their stick off the ice, during practice. cname fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Jun 30, 2014 |
# ? Jun 30, 2014 17:51 |
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It's right next to the "bend your knees more" button.
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 17:53 |
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did he make you do the pushups on the ice
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 18:09 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 03:58 |
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No, he would just count them up/yell out "THAT'S ANOTHER 10 PUSHUPS!" or some poo poo then completely forget who had x number of pushups, so we would just go home without doing any.
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 18:26 |