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mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
lmao Neuer

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Vetitum
Feb 29, 2008

Neuer is such a loving shithead

every game

EVERY loving GAME

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

Great tackle lol

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

neuer is so crazy lol

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
Manuel Motherfucking Neuer

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
I would also like for Klose to score today. Please make that happen.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
the man shaft is not going to win the world cup

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Keep being that stupid please, Neuer.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
neuer rofl

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!
I love Neuer

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?

Troy Queef posted:

Keep being that stupid please, Neuer.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
neuer is such a wonderful kind of crazy

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
Neuer goes to bed every night wishing to wake up an outfield player.

Lazlow
Nov 30, 2004

FUUUUUUCK

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Sli Sli Slimani

substitute
Aug 30, 2003

you for my mum
drat if only he had cut in instead

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
German defense is scheisse

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
if that algie just chipped that goalside ughhh

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Vetitum posted:

Neuer is such a loving shithead

every game

EVERY loving GAME

Bayern is gonna sign Navas and Neuer will become the next Casillas

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Omg what the gently caress is this!!!

Lazlow
Nov 30, 2004

jesus boateng

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Teron D Amun posted:

Call them and tell them that they are missing the subtlety. Instead of following the ball, follow the off ball movement. Look for triangles to appear, dissolve and then reappear right before your eyes. Watch as player's heads swivel to find the man making the run for the second pass, not the first. Watch the tight control and decision making. Don't appreciate the pass that was made, appreciate the pass that wasn't because it was more difficult and less likely to be successful.

Watch the instant pressure applied once the ball is lost. Appreciate the monumental patience and discipline required to maintain possession without making foolish passes for long stretches. Realize that they are making things that are incredibly difficult to do both physically and tactically look so easy that it becomes boring.

Or you can just say lol Germany are boring and hate them.

Agreed

Russ
Dec 17, 2005

Chimping around, kick my brains round the floor
These are the days - it never rains but it pours

Lazlow posted:

jesus boateng

theres a third brother?!

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Algeria has no fear.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Slimani is quite good. Think he'll get a summer move to a bigger league with this performance

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Germany will get all their mistakes out now before scoring 5 later on.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
germany looking sloppy, whatever happened to german efficiency?

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Lazlow posted:

jesus boateng

The third brother that plays for Spain.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Neuer breaking out the tricks, I hope Algeria win by a million goals

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Russ posted:

theres a third brother?!

gently caress you Russ

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

oh good it's clown idiot germany

1000 years of high lines

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001
I hate Jerome Boateng

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
This game is going to be spicier than expected

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?

Gigi Galli posted:

Germany will get all their mistakes out now before scoring 5 later on.

Yes, and that sucks. Quatro stelle mai!!

Russ
Dec 17, 2005

Chimping around, kick my brains round the floor
These are the days - it never rains but it pours
You're getting slow, old man.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


"I think Neuer is overrated. He's an insane shot stopper and distributes well, but gets too cute at least once a game. He's been punished for it before."

-a text I sent before kickoff.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

Suqit posted:

The third brother that plays for Spain.

Plus Wot Te Fuk Boateng who plays for Taipei.

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Russ posted:

theres a third brother?!

jesus king of kings boateng

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
germany's defence is crumbling like it's 1945

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Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001
Kroos just watching balls pass him in midfield

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