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All House posters are second-rate to the VHS cover because it has the absolute best poster tagline ever:
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Jun 30, 2014 01:53
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ShufflerZero posted:Looks like someone remembers the font from 'House'. Which leads me to... Let the House Party continue! The gang's all here!  Things get noisy quickly!  Who invited these guys?  Get a room, you two. Wait, you did.  Cleanup is going to be a bitch... 
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Jun 30, 2014 01:53
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A Chocolate Chip and Pinto Co-Production
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Jun 30, 2014 01:57
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morestuff posted:A Chocolate Chip and Pinto Co-Production Yep, it almost looks like a parody... and yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRe-mNHRjv0
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Jun 30, 2014 02:08
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Only one of these people are smiling, just sayin'.
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Jun 30, 2014 07:19
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Guy in the middle... definitely not coming down alive.
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Jun 30, 2014 14:10
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95% of actors in film portrayed by black people. Lone white guy only one to survive.
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Jun 30, 2014 14:18
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:95% of actors in film portrayed by black people. White Devil strikes again.
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Jun 30, 2014 15:53
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The poster FX had to take down because it's too gross. VVVV Mwahahahaha! VVVV The MSJ fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Jun 30, 2014 |
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Jun 30, 2014 16:45
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It would be nice if you timg that because seriously that's not pleasant to look at.
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Jun 30, 2014 16:46
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I can't believe that's what people are in such an uproar about.
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Jun 30, 2014 16:58
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axleblaze posted:It would be nice if you timg that because seriously that's not pleasant to look at. How has your avatar not been changed to that already?
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Jun 30, 2014 17:28
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It looks like an edgier Goosebumps cover
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Jun 30, 2014 19:28
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GAH! I loving hate eyes and foreign objects. I have to squeeze mine shut whenever I see that stuff.
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Jun 30, 2014 19:45
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Vintersorg posted:GAH! I loving hate eyes and foreign objects. I have to squeeze mine shut whenever I see that stuff. That sounds like my tackle and I. That would make an effective poster.
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Jun 30, 2014 19:49
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NoneMoreNegative posted:
Hodor with a gun.
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Jun 30, 2014 19:55
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 The rain has gone and he took the normal faces with him. 
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Jun 30, 2014 20:31
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Yeah that's about the caliber of movie I expect of Bruce nowadays.
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Jun 30, 2014 20:34
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It's extremely telling how the first one features Rain but not Cusack. This is what happens when you stop giving a poo poo entirely.
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Jun 30, 2014 20:38
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Does literally every action movie Bruce Willis is in nowadays require a poster that features CG sparks? Is that like a contractual obligation?
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Jun 30, 2014 20:46
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Those are burning embers radiating from the red-hot title.
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Jun 30, 2014 20:51
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Jason Patrick looks like a dog that's been yelled at for peeing on the carpet.
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Jun 30, 2014 21:03
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My boss is the king of sparks and even he thinks it's played out at this point. It's amazing to me that Edge of Tomorrow managed to not have any sparks.
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Jun 30, 2014 21:04
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Vagabundo posted:Jason Patrick looks like a dog that's been yelled at for peeing on the carpet. And his pants actually look like he pissed in them.
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Jun 30, 2014 21:20
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John Cusack didn't even make the first poster.
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Jun 30, 2014 21:24
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Big Hero 6 character posters.
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Jun 30, 2014 21:40
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The MSJ posted:Big Hero 6 character posters. Wow, they actually have a character named Fredzilla.
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Jun 30, 2014 22:03
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Doctor Bishop posted:Wow, they actually have a character named Fredzilla. SuperMechaFredzilla
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Jun 30, 2014 22:09
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Doctor Bishop posted:Wow, they actually have a character named Fredzilla. I think the comic book character predates the joke on Whose Line by at least a few years
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Jun 30, 2014 23:03
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So, like, Honey Lemon is like the third Rapunzel we've gotten.
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Jul 1, 2014 02:29
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:I think the comic book character predates the joke on Whose Line by at least a few years That character was created in 2008. Also all of those characters look painfully dull.
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Jul 1, 2014 02:54
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The MSJ posted:Big Hero 6 character posters. So...there's one character from the comic that this is "based" off of and he doesn't even look like his comic book counterpart. Great use of the property there, Disney.
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Jul 1, 2014 02:58
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Those are actually all characters from the comics. There have been multiple lineups for the Big Hero 6.
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Jul 1, 2014 03:30
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TheJoker138 posted:So...there's one character from the comic that this is "based" off of and he doesn't even look like his comic book counterpart. Great use of the property there, Disney.  Looks like everyone to me, though they changed the main character's last name.
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Jul 1, 2014 03:31
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morestuff posted:
Well, I totally hosed that one up. I guess I should have double checked.
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Jul 1, 2014 04:38
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They look like the not-Sonic characters in a Sonic game. Seriously, I look at those posters and think, "I'm so sick of looking for these loving emeralds."
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Jul 1, 2014 04:41
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I thought that those were fan mockups of posters using leaked images. Maybe I'm thinking of something else?
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Jul 1, 2014 07:12
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K. Waste posted:They look like the not-Sonic characters in a Sonic game. Seriously, I look at those posters and think, "I'm so sick of looking for these loving emeralds." Not really? Not Disney's fault you got Sonic on the brain.
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Improbable Lobster posted:I thought that those were fan mockups of posters using leaked images. Maybe I'm thinking of something else? There is fine print at the bottom saying "this material not approved by Disney", so maybe.
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